Superluigi55: Mario: Ok Blooper, I'll sell you my kart if you help me find the word "Atticus".

WendyRulez and Co: Blooper: It's Ludwig's new invention! The Koopageist 2000! Designed to suck up dirt,
WendyRulez and Co: dust, and fat, Italian plumbers.
WendyRulez and Co: Unfortunately for Mario, the kart the Blooper gave him had no brakes.
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: Not cool, dude! I have to pay for those! You owe me 9,999 coins for putting my
WendyRulez and Co: car in the car crusher!

Eric the Koopa: Blooper: There, I cleaned it all off. So am I in Mario Party 8 now?

Hyper c. yoshi: Mario: What's a Blooper doing with MY kart?
Hyper c. yoshi: Since a Blooper was a playable character in Mario Party 8, he forced Nintendo to make him
Hyper c. yoshi: playable in the next Mario Kart game or he would commit suicide and never be seen in any
Hyper c. yoshi: other Mario games.
Hyper c. yoshi: Young Blooper: Me likey your kart. Me borrowed it a few hours ago and did a test drive, me
Hyper c. yoshi: want one!!!

Master Larry: Mario: No you can't drive my kart! You'll just ink it up!
Master Larry: The Blooper is snickering because he stole Mario's brakes.
Master Larry: Mario: You're not the mailman.
Master Larry: Mario: Huh?! Why do I have a brown mustache?!
Master Larry: Mario: Go away! I just polished that thing!
Master Larry: Mario: Why is the doorknob so low?

Paperlemmy: Blooper: Come on, I was in Mario Party 8! Let me drive, just once!

Daisyplayer1: Blooper: Hey Mario, I found your kart that got stuck in the mud!
Daisyplayer1: Mario: Since when do Bloopers drive karts?
Daisyplayer1: Mario's Mailbox: Cool kart.

marayo: Mario: Just because you were in Mario Party 8 doesn't mean you get to be in Mario Kart.
marayo: Blooper: I'm done with cleaning your kart, Mr. Mario. WHEN DO I GET MY CHECK FOR 1,000
marayo: COINS?!
marayo: Mario: If you're a Blooper, don't you need water?
marayo: Toad (in Blooper costume): TRICK OR TREAT! Whaddya mean it's July?!

Joshua: Mario: Did you dry it?

Shell Mario: Mario: I wonder how he'll react when he sees my calamari dinner under that seat.
Shell Mario: Mario: Ok, I'll buy that kart. Wait a minute, that kart looks very familiar, and it even has my name
Shell Mario: on the license plate. 100 coins sound good? **GOOD PRIZE**
Shell Mario: Until Mario was broke Blooper, continued to steal Mario's kart, and sell it back to him at the
Shell Mario: front door.
Shell Mario: Blooper: Hey Mario, you know what this kart really needs? Some STICKY ink on the seat and
Shell Mario: some stuffed in the brakes.
Shell Mario: Blooper: Don't worry, Mario, I'll have this kart back before you can say SEE YA SUCKERS!
Shell Mario: Mario's stupidity really showed when he let the Blooper item be his Double Dash partner. So he
Shell Mario: paid the price by getting inked every time he moved the kart.
Shell Mario: Mario: This Super Blooper roof is not working out for me. It has inked my whole house!

Mario Koopa: Blooper: Here you go, Mario! We fixed your one tire! 500 coins please!
Mario Koopa: Mario: First you glitch the game to make me lose my left hand, and then you give me a go-kart?
Mario Koopa: Cool!
Mario Koopa: Mario: I asked you to get my roof back, not give me a go kart! Do you SEE a roof on my house?
Mario Koopa: No!
Mario Koopa: Blooper: Hi! I'm the guy whose tentacle you ran over! See?
Mario Koopa: Mario: Wow. That IS fast food!
Mario Koopa: Mario: Blooper, I don't think Nintendo has any plans for you to be a playable character in Mario
Mario Koopa: Kart: Wii Cup.
Mario Koopa: Blooper: Thanks for letting me use this to get away from that angry mob, Mario!
Mario Koopa: That thing that makes it look like Blooper's raising his tentacle, it's not a tentacle. It's the rare,
Mario Koopa: Albino Completely-White Duck.
Mario Koopa: Blooper: SHH!!! My pet rat has feelings too! There there, Ratty.
Mario Koopa: Mario: Hello, Sushi Palace? I don't think my sushi is sushi. It's still alive and it ate the delivery
Mario Koopa: guy.

superjeff64: Blooper: No, Mario, I didn't put anything bad in your mailbox, especially not a Chain Chomp.
superjeff64: Morton and Bowser Jr (in the mailbox): GET US OUT OF HERE!
superjeff64: Lemmy (offscreen): Great, first Nintendo made Blooper playable in Mario Party 8, and now
superjeff64: they're gonna make him playable in Mario Kart?! WHEN AM I GONNA BE A PLAYABLE
superjeff64: CHARACTER?!

Mr.Nose: Mario: So you can drive in these cars now.

plokman: Blooper: Ain't no gas in it.

Douglas Carr: What happens when Mario orders the wrong thing on Ebay.

metaknight82: Mario: Hmm, since when did I own a car?
metaknight82: Mario: Hey, I didn't enter a contest!

Spikey snifit: Blooper: If you go karting, I promise I won't probe your brain this time.

Ravyn78: Mario: Just how do you think you are going to drive, Blooper? You don't have any hands or feet.

Paperlemmy: Blooper: ROAD TRIP!  I'll drive!

johto555: Blooper: Can I just borrow this so I can pick up some milk at the store?

Mario Koopa: Blooper: I'll just set these tacks on the seat for ya.
Mario Koopa: Mario: That's funny. I thought I heard someone shouting "I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP FOR
Mario Koopa: RUNNING ME OVER, YOU STUPID VEHIICLE! AND YOUR DRIVER, TOO!"

toadsshadow: Mario: You want ME to ride with you... NOT HAPPENING!

Douglas Carr: Mario: This is NOT what I ordered from eBay!

Super Troopa: Mario: Hey, my Blooper got lost. Thank goodness that kart found it for me.
Super Troopa: In this episode of The Super Mario Brothers Super Show, Luigi will be replaced with a pile of
Super Troopa: dust, which attracts much larger audiences.
Super Troopa: Blooper: Come to Mushroom Mart, where our prices go up while our ratings go down!
Super Troopa: Mario: He's stealing my kart? Wait a second, I don't even have a kart!
Super Troopa: The Blooper kept talking even though he had no clue that he was talking to a cardboard
Super Troopa: cutout of Mario and his house.
Super Troopa: Mario: Aaw, that guy's lucky. He gets to live in a kart when all I have is this huge mansion!
Super Troopa: Mario: You're robbing the red kart? Oh no, you want to rob the green kart, it's for much better
Super Troopa: and smarter people.
Super Troopa: Mario: Hehe, it's a good thing I keep Luigi's wallet in there.

Silver Boom Boom: Mario: Hmmm... Red chasse, speedy wheels, has the same letter as my hat does on the
Silver Boom Boom: steering wheel... IT'S LUGI'S CAR!!!
Silver Boom Boom: Blooper: Wait... I'M OUT OF THE WATER! TELL MY WIFE I LOVE-
Silver Boom Boom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCK!!!

Extreme Yoshi: Mario: I don't care how much you're asking for it, and for the last time, I'm not selling it!

Johnny Rex: Mario: Lemme get this straight: You risked your own life by stealing that kart for me just to
Johnny Rex: prove that you are my number one fan? Well, all I have to say now is STUPID BLOOPER!!! WHY
Johnny Rex: DIDN'T YOU STOLE A FERRARI CAR?!
Johnny Rex: Blooper: Okay Mario, this used kart is your reward for saving the Mushroom Kingdom once
Johnny Rex: more! Now let's reward your brother Luigi with 1,536 sports cars for washing all you socks! A
Johnny Rex: really epic task! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Johnny Rex: Mario: Luigi, your pet Blooper is eating my kart... again.
Johnny Rex: Mario: Wow, when those dudes from the sushi bar claimed that their sushi was the most fresh
Johnny Rex: sushi on the face of Plit, they weren't kidding.
Johnny Rex: Mario: Mamamia! My sushi dinner is in love with my kart! Do you know what this means, Luigi?
Johnny Rex: I'm gonna be grandpa!

Koopaling Josh: Bloopers have bad eyesight, they can easily mistake go-karts for lawnmowers!
Koopaling Josh: Mario: No, that's not my lawnmower, I DID NOT LOSE ONE!
Koopaling Josh: Mario: Sometimes I wish Nintendo would make new games, not variations with new
Koopaling Josh: characters...

Ms Toadstool: Blooper: Hi there, Mario. I got your car ready, and I put some sticky ink... I mean paint on your
Ms Toadstool: seat. I also rewired the circuits so it would blow u... past everyone in the race. **GOOD
Ms Toadstool: PRIZE**

Silver Boom Boom: Blooper: This kart only has one half of a mile left, and the air conditioning is replaced
Silver Boom Boom: with Freon. IT'S ALL YOURS FOR A MEASLY PRICE OF ONE MILLION GOLD COINS!!!
Silver Boom Boom: Blooper: Mario, I recommend this kart to anyone who lives in a two-dimensional painted
Silver Boom Boom: cardboard home. This kart was made for you!
Silver Boom Boom: Mario: I'll tell-a you what, Blooper. How about-a you con me later?

Robb: Blooper: No, no, I didn't borrow your go-kart, and I certainly am NOT trying to cover up an ink stain on
Robb: your seat!

Koop: Blooper: Hello Bloop! I'm selling brand new lawnmowers for only 99.95! Order now and I'll throw in a
Koop: brand new vacuum cleaner! So call 956-7777-911 now!

Tama-chan: Little did Mario know, when he was out racing, Blooper did a little redecorating "a la Ink" in his
Tama-chan: house.

Danny Koopa: Mario: A squid and a go-kart both left on my doorstep? I shall call them both... Mini Me... and
Danny Koopa: Mini Me Jr...

boshii: Mario would have been happy to see his brand new kart at his doorstep, except for the fact it arrived
boshii: 2 years late.

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