Superluigi55: Toadie: I know I should have got the giant Boo monster, but no, "Buy one Ukiki, get two free!"
Superluigi55: they said. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Mini-Yoshi: Yoshi: (singing) I look up and what do I see, THREE LITTLE GRINDERS THROWING MISSILES?!
Mini-Yoshi: Toadie: I told them don't play Grinder in the Middle with a missle, but NOOOooo.

Brandon the Science Toad: Yoshi: ... I have eyebrows?

Mario Koopa: Toadie: I knew a Yoshi's Island play was a bad idea.
Mario Koopa: Toadie: Hey, what happened to my eyes?
Mario Koopa: Ukiki: WHEE!!! Playing hot potato with a grenade is fun! But how do we know who lose-
Mario Koopa: BOOM!!!
Mario Koopa: Yoshi: Wow. This looks just like last week's picture. Except for that one little pixel.
Mario Koopa: Baby Mario: (Luigi? Is that you behind that bush? Of course it is, I'd notice that stupid
Mario Koopa: expression on your face anywhere!

Woshi: Yoshi: ... Hey, isn't that exclamation point supposed to be over my head?
Woshi: Baby Mario: Oooh! What's that over there?
Woshi: Toadie: ... Ugh! Monkey see, Monkey do worse!
Woshi: Toadie: WAAAAAHH! I want my toy rocket back!

Ultimate Yoshi: Yoshi: Man, this is the 30th time something weird happened to me.
Ultimate Yoshi: Toadie: Why did I give them coffee?
Ultimate Yoshi: Monkey on left: Who wants to play hot potato?

Somebody: Yoshi: Monkeys with nukes... Greeeeaaaaaat...

Shell Mario: Yoshi's Island Extreme Bomb Tossing is all the rage this season!
Shell Mario: Red Magikoopa: How am I ever gonna steal that baby if Yoshi is too distracted by the monkeys
Shell Mario: to notice anyone? It's just too HARD, and it's only level 1-2! **GOOD PRIZE**
Shell Mario: Yoshi: Uh, Magikoopa, if that is your way of hiding from Yoshi then this going to be a short game
Shell Mario: of hide and seek.
Shell Mario: The sign was actually flipped around, and read "Do not use the letter I around the primates- NO,
Shell Mario: itsy bitsy-  No, invincible mam- NO no no! Just don't use I! Crud."
Shell Mario: Monkey in the middle: Frank Frank Frank of the Forest. Look out for that BOMB?!
Shell Mario: Red Magikoopa: These guys are too cool for me.
Shell Mario: Yoshi: Finally! Some monkeys that can take this baby off my back. Yoshi wanna play different
Shell Mario: game!

Mr.Nose: We all know that this will end in disaster, and fried monkey.

Daisyplayer1: Toadie: Why did my minions have to become idiots?! WHY? WHY? WHY?
Daisyplayer1: Ukiki #1: CATCH THE BIRDY!
Daisyplayer1: Yoshi: I think we're lost.

Koop: Magikoopa: No no, Monkeys, you're supposed to hit Yoshi with the explosive, not each other! What
Koop: am I going to do with you?

Joshua: Yoshi: ... This could be bad.
Joshua: Toadie: WAH! Those Ukikis stole my A-Bomb!

Extreme Yoshi: The newest version of Russian Roulette.

Dusk: Monkey: Let's play "Pass the H-Bomb"!

supercomputer276: Toadie: I admit it looks like a melon, but still...

Sword Guy: Toadie: D'oh! When i shouted "THROW IT!" I didnt meant "Throw it... to each other!"
Sword Guy: The bomb-throwing monkeys in the above picture were once enemies deleted from Yoshi's
Sword Guy: Island because their AI was way too realistic.

Super Troopa: Ukiki: What? Just because it's not a toy doesn't mean it's not a football.
Super Troopa: Toadie: Ugh, you're supposed to take your vitamins, not throw them around!
Super Troopa: Yoshi: Uh, can you hurry up? Because Baby Mario really has to go to the bathro- Whoops, too
Super Troopa: late.
Super Troopa: The newest Wii game: Yoshi's Island Watchthestupidukikisthrowtorpedosateachother!

P.T. Piranha: Yoshi: Now that's Monkey in the Middle if I ever saw it.
P.T. Piranha: Toadie: (feeling face) Oh my DAD! Where are my eyes?!
P.T. Piranha: Toadie: Ugh. He wrote his name AGAIN!
P.T. Piranha: Three little monkeys throwing a missle. One fell down and landed on a thistle.

Hop: Baby Mario: (Cookies... Now where did he put the cookies?!) **GOOD PRIZE**
Hop: Yoshi: Well, it's original... Maybe this would be a good time to panic (if they drop that)...

Hyper c. yoshi: Ukiki: Let's play hot potato with this odd-looking doomsday device!
Hyper c. yoshi: Toadie: You were supposed to throw the bomb on me for target practice, you fools!
Hyper c. yoshi: Toadie: AAAAAHHHHH!!! I lost my eyeballs!!!
Hyper c. yoshi: Yoshi: Yummy bomb!
Hyper c. yoshi: The sign says: WARNING! You are in an area full of idiots.
Hyper c. yoshi: Baby Mario: Yoshi look! Big doggy with large teeth is coming at us! (Stupid
Hyper c. yoshi: auto-scrolling level!)

Flame Shadow: Toadie: Maybe if I cover my eyes, the inevitable will miss because I won't see it Flame Shadow: coming.
Flame Shadow: The poor Toadie didn't see it coming.
Flame Shadow: Yoshi: Since when do I have white eyebrows...?
Flame Shadow: Sign's fine print: WARNING - GETTING HIT WITH A MONKEY-BOMB HAS SEVERAL
Flame Shadow: SIDE EFFECTS: 1. FLOATING WHITE EYEBROWS  2. INABILITY TO POKE YOUR
Flame Shadow: EYES  3. DEFYING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY BY NOT FALLING OUT OF A YOSHI
Flame Shadow: SADDLE

Supermarioman: Magikoopa: WHAAA! THE MONKEYS STOLE MY FAVORITE TOY!!!

Joseph: Toadie: This is why I don't pay them...

Tail Koopa: Yoshi: What does a sign with an exclamation mark inside a triangle mean? Does this
Tail Koopa: hace anything do with driving?
Tail Koopa: Toadie: Who put mud all over my forehead?
Tail Koopa: Toadie: That baby just defied the law of gravity! Oh wait, nevermind. He was just glued to
Tail Koopa: the Yoshi's back.

Paranoid Peter: This picture proves that nuclear weapons are a BIG step back in the evolution of Paranoid Peter: humanity.
Paranoid Peter: Yoshi: Hey Mario! I think I found your parents!
Paranoid Peter: It's obvious that the monkey on the left is actually none other than George Bush. The
Paranoid Peter: fact that he throws bombs at his own species and is oblivious to what's happening
Paranoid Peter: in his surroundings gave it away.
Paranoid Peter: Yoshi: This place is full of retarded monkeys! This must be the Congress of the US!

luigiluvr: The monkeys are really playing Human in the Middle...

Toadette: Yoshi: What is with those monkeys?
Toadette: Toadie: I hate those monkeys.
Toadette: Ukiki tossing missile-thing: For two billion coins, this missile-thing is sold to the
Toadette: embarrassed Toadie.
Toadette: Toadie: I hate my life.

bigbomb G: Toady: Why did I give the Ukikis mini nukes? They're idiots.

WendyRulez and Co: Monkey: I'll pay you a million coins if you give me Baby Mario.
WendyRulez and Co: Yoshi: Yoshi think this cheap ripoff of Jungle Book.
WendyRulez and Co: Yoshi: *sigh* Are you going to try to take Baby Mario or should Yoshi go eat some fruit?

bowser minion 9124: Yoshi: Hey monkeys, that's my toy missile! Give it to me now or I will swallow it!
bowser minion 9124: Mario: Shouldn't we go back and get Luigi?
bowser minion 9124: Koopa Mage: Oh, great, now I've lost hold of the monkeys. What will I tell
bowser minion 9124: Bowser?

Ninji: Because both Ukikis wants the missile, the Ukiki with the missile throws it between them and
Ninji: the next screen with Toadie yelling at them isn't for small children under 15.

Tail Koopa: Ukiki: I wonder what it means when that number on this toy keeps getting lower by one? 5... 4...
Tail Koopa: 3... 2...
Tail Koopa: Yoshi: (reading the sign) Warning... If you do not get away from the Ukikis in three seconds, you
Tail Koopa: will get a game over. Wonder what means.

Dr Shriod: Toadie: Worst idea EVER.

Lemmy Koopa 2.0: Toadie: ... (I told the Ukikis not to play with the missile until Yoshi and Baby Mario get to
Lemmy Koopa 2.0: the Danger Zone. Now my plan is foiled and Kamek won't give me a raise.)
Lemmy Koopa 2.0: Yoshi: Yoshi thinks this is Danger Zone. But this not dangerous enough so me go on.

Sabrina: Toadie: I'm surrounded by idiots...

The Great Gonzales: Magikoopa: *sigh* Bowser's only Pocket-Sized Ballistic Missle... swiped by monkeys.
The Great Gonzales: I'm so fired.

Wacky Koopa: It's all fun and games until monkeys with nuclear weapons attack.

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