Wacky Koopa: Phantom Ember: Nya nya, you can't catch me.
Wacky Koopa: Ember: What in God's name are you doing?!

get in my belly: Bowser: I'm the only one who can't fly. I wanted to be a butterfly, but NOOOOOO, mother
get in my belly: nature had to make me a giant Koopa of death.
get in my belly: Phantom Ember: HA HA!

Mr.Nose: A normal Union Break for the cast of Paper Mario 2.

Doopliss' twin: As you can see, in Paper Mario 2, Bowser got to the Sapphire Star before Mario, but being
Doopliss' twin: the yellow-bellied coward he is, he ran when he saw Cortez.

Daisyplayer1: Bowser: Cortez, how many times have you watched Pirates of the Caribbean a day?
Daisyplayer1: Green Podoboo: You can't catch me! NAA NA NA NAA NAA!
Daisyplayer1: Cortez: That's MY treasure and nobody else's!

Waluigi's Twin: Although it would've been a great hit, "Paper Bowser and the 100-Year Door" had to be cut
Waluigi's Twin: short when the lead role accidentally burnt the set down in his next attack.

Ms Toadstool: Bowser: Hey, Cortez stole all my booty!

Shell Mario: Cortez could hardly control his laughter as the green Ember made fart noises every time
Shell Mario: Bowser took a step.

Mini-Yoshi: Bowser was stuck between 2 options: grab the Crystal Star and run or take Captain Cortez to the
Mini-Yoshi: dentist, come back, grab the Crystal Star, and run!

Dark Lord Koopa: Skull: Gentlemen, you will remember this as the day you ALMOST caught... Oh dear, what's
Dark Lord Koopa: my line again?

Ultimate Yoshi: Bowser: Man this is lame. All there is is treasure. Where's the root beer?
Ultimate Yoshi: Cortez: WHAT THE?! All right, who wrote Parakoopa on my new floor?
Ultimate Yoshi: Blue Ghost: I thought that only blue ghosts were allowed.

Ninji: Cortez: Okay, you beat me! So here's your coin. **GOOD PRIZE**

Joshua: Ember: Yes, Phantom Ember, I know. Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me, BUT THAT
Joshua: DOESN'T MEAN FRENCH KISSING, FOOL!
Joshua: Cortez: ... I swear that star just talked to me.

Agentminky: Cortez: Er... You're not Mario.
Agentminky: Bowser: Why am I fighting? Never mind!

P.T. Piranha: Little did the Phantom Ember know that writing his name on Bowser's new ship he bought from
P.T. Piranha: Cortez, and making fun of Bowser, would lead to his untimely game over.

Flame Shadow: Green Ember uses TAUNT on Bowser... It is not very effective.

Mario Koopa: Bowser: This is what I get for actually BEATING Mario in Glitzville. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Ravyn78: Bowser: Is that real gold or did you make it appear, Cortez?

WendyRulez and Co: Blue Ember: If this is the skull, then where's the crossbones?

monday100: Cortez: Hey! What's a hybrid and a hag doing on my ship?!
monday100: Phantom Ember: Not again...
monday100: Bowser: Ugh... I'm so bored.
monday100: Look at all those idiots.
monday100: Paper Bowser: The Thousand-Year Door.

Amos Magikoopa: Cortez: I had a feeling that Bowser would be mad if I used his castle as a dock.

Shy Ranger: Cortez: I shall easily stop these thieves from stealing my star, but all these intruders gives me a
Shy Ranger: headache. If I find out someone else is trespassing in my grotto, I will just lose it. Maybe I
Shy Ranger: should make up some creepy "turn back" line. **GOOD PRIZE**

Hyper c. yoshi: Phantom Ember: Taste my new attack, spit of DOOM!!!
Hyper c. yoshi: Kammy: Uhh, Lord Bowser, I think Nintendo is on to us.
Hyper c. yoshi: If you look at this deleted scene from Paper Mario 2, Bowser is a hypnotized zombie looking
Hyper c. yoshi: at another conveniently placed Peach poster.
Hyper c. yoshi: Cortez: What are you idiots doing? You're not supposed to be playing Pokemon: Diamond at
Hyper c. yoshi: a time like this!
Hyper c. yoshi: Cortez: Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you that my amigo Mario took that blue, worthless star thingy
Hyper c. yoshi: you bandits were looking for. Just in case some other idiot was looking for it, I put a fake one!
Hyper c. yoshi: A Random Forgetful Ember: Uhh, this battle is taking too long. So what are we doing again?

super koopa: Phantom Ember:Ha ha! You're blue and I'm green!
super koopa: Bowser: Kammy, we will be fine as long as you don't break the fourth wall.

Joseph: Bowser: Giant skulls? Geez, Nintendo must be getting desperate.

zz1666: I really need to get more sleep. First I get conned by an old lady to go on a pirate adventure,
zz1666: then I start seeing a giant, floating, talking skulln and now I see a flame that's sticking its
zz1666: tongue out at me.

Mario_Mario999: Paper Bowser: The Million-Year Door will come out in the year 3,000,007.

Super Troopa: Cortez: Thank you, Bowser, but your treasure is in another ship! No, seriously, these
Super Troopa: are just chocolate coins.
Super Troopa: Bowser: *gasp* Grandpa!
Super Troopa: Crystal Star: No! You'll never take my floating skeleton head!
Super Troopa: Bowser: Hey, I don't make up imaginary friends! Come on Noonoo, let's leave.
Super Troopa: And the audience falls silent when Green Ember tries to do the imposible... lick his
Super Troopa: tongue.

Luther Koopa: Bowser: I see you're busy babysitting. Come on, Kammy, let's get out of here.

MarioFanaticXV: What none of the combatants realized was that Mario had already escaped with
MarioFanaticXV: the REAL Sapphire Star.

WendyRulez and Co: Cortez: Hello! I am Cortez! I am a stupid pirate with a big head! Doi!

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