Eric the Koopa: Insert obvious yet humorous "change a light bulb" joke here.

Daisyplayer1: Larry: With this magic egg, your lamp will be the brightest lamp ever!
Daisyplayer1: Wendy: Hee hee. Larry will get shocked if he touches a light bulb, and I mean literally.
Daisyplayer1: Morton: Larry, my brother, can you get off of me? Because you're giving me a headache.

Wacky Koopa: How many Koopas does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3. One to screw in the light bulb, one
Wacky Koopa: to help the screwer get to the lamp, and one for no apparent reason at all!

Shell Mario: How many Koopalings does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Shell Mario: Morton: Hey Larry! If you give me a second to THINK I could give you a real light bulb!
Shell Mario: Morton: Hmmmm. I never knew they made a Koopa version chandelier.
Shell Mario: Morton: Oh no! Larry, don't do it! Oh, and CHAIN CHOMPS hold those light bulbs.
Shell Mario: Morton: Let's see how tough guy likes showing off when I plug in the cord!
Shell Mario: Wendy: What a man! Oh, I forgot he gardens...
Shell Mario: Morton: I knew I SHOULD'VE made a mohawk today! **GOOD PRIZE**
Shell Mario: Larry: I didn't expect myself to be doing this until Roy dared me to figure out how many LICKS it
Shell Mario: takes to get to the center of a light bulb.

Superluigi55: Larry: No wonder the light wasn't working! The light bulb is actually an egg!

Doopliss' twin: They finally solve the age old question, "How many Koopalings does it take to screw in a light
Doopliss' twin: bulb?" And apparently it's 2.

Joshua: Yep, this is EXACTLY how many idiots it takes to change a light bulb.

Mario Koopa: Larry: I know it looks like we're changing the light bulb, but what we're really doing is pulling
Mario Koopa: out the lamp's loose tooth.

Koop: Larry: Ha! I told you I could screw in a light bulb with one hand while standing on Morton's head with
Koop: one foot while sticking my tongue out!

Woshi: This is the Koopalings' way of reaching a high coin. **GOOD PRIZE**
Woshi: Wendy: No no no, guys! I said get me a Wendy's penny.

Ms Toadstool: Larry: As you can see, licking a light bulb is perfectly safe.

Silver Boom Boom: Morton: Wow! King Dad's new fire scorcher even goes on the ceiling!

Yoshi tamer: Wendy: Wow, it's the leaning tower of idiots.

Toadette: Larry: See Wendy! I told you I could change a light bulb!
Toadette: Wendy: (Too bad Larry doesn't know that the light bulb is a bomb! It'll explode in one minute.)
Toadette: Morton: What's wrong with you people?!

Shy Ranger: How many Koopalings must Wendy yell at to change a light bulb? Two.

WendyRulez and Co: Getting shocked repeatedly in Roy's Sports Hall pays off.
WendyRulez and Co: Morton: Hey! Quit stepping on my head, skull, noggin, forehead, and hair!
WendyRulez and Co: Five minutes before Larry bumps his head and gets amnesia.
WendyRulez and Co: Unfortunately for the Koopalings, the "light bulb" is actually a nuclear Bob-omb
WendyRulez and Co: designed to go off upon being touched.

Waluigi's Twin: How many Koopalings does it take to... What do you mean, you've already heard this one?!

Luther Koopa: Wendy: (Maybe I should tell them that the light bulb already worked... NAH!) ***FIRST PRIZE***

Wacky Koopa: Morton: Would you hurry up with that light bulb, Larry? You might give me head trauma.

The Dryest Bones: Morton: Larry, are you sure that putting our science project in the lamp will make it hatch
The Dryest Bones: faster?

Thy Awesome: How many Koopas DOES it take to change a light bulb?

Double D: Larry and Wendy finally find a practical use for Morton.

get in my belly: Wendy: I wonder what would happen if I turned on the light switch before they were finished.

Super Troopa: Morton: Are you sure it was a good idea daring Larry to lick a light bulb?
Super Troopa: Larry: Come on, why won't this egg hatch?!
Super Troopa: Wendy: Wait, the light bulb was just a wallpaper pattern. So, how did you grab it?
Super Troopa: Now to find out how many light bulbs it takes to break a Koopaling.

Luigiluvr: Wendy: (Hey, it really DOES take two Koopalings to change a light bulb!)
Luigiluvr: Morton: I know you need that light bulb for your plants, but licking it won't make a difference,
Luigiluvr: change...

Color Printer: How many Koopalings does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, unless Bowser's in a bad mood.
Color Printer: Then it takes all 7: 2 to screw in the light bulb and 5 to calm Bowser down!

Ninji: Are you wondering where the other koopalings are? Well, Larry holds the bulb and the others turns the
Ninji: castle!

WendyRulez and Co: The reason why it’s do dark where Bowser lives is because Bowser doesn't pay his
WendyRulez and Co: electricity bills, as seen here.

NiGHTSfan: Susan: So that's how many Koopas it takes to screw in a light bulb.

Mario Koopa: Larry: See? The lamp has a tongue too!

Crazy Dark Dry Bones: How many Koopalings does it take to fix a light bulb?

Static-Z: … So, what you’re basically saying is this: how many Koopalings DOES it take to change a light Static-Z: bulb?
Static-Z: Larry: Pardon me, I have an itch.

Lakitufo: And now we know the answer to the infamous question, "How many Koopas does it take to screw
Lakitufo: on a light bulb?"

Dwyane Wade: Morton: Man! Lose a few pounds!

Douglas Carr: Larry’s version of the ladder.

Mario Koopa: Larry: I'm balancing on Morton's head, the lamp's balancing on my hand, and your 50
Mario Koopa: pound makeup kit is balancing on the lamp!

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