dwyane wade: Ludwig: Those Goombas are freaking me out.
dwyane wade: Larry: Can you guys be a little more quiet?! I'm trying to draw those weird Goombas!
dwyane wade: ***FIRST PRIZE***

Doopliss' twin: Ludwig: Hey Lemmy, that's cheating! You have to use a rental ball, not your rubber
Doopliss' twin: one!!!
Doopliss' twin: Larry: Come on!!! Can't I have someone with some upper body strength on my team,
Doopliss' twin: like Roy... Then again, maybe no.

Superjeff64: Ludwig: AHH! We each only have one eye!
Superjeff64: Ludwig: Lemmy, no! That's not a bowling ball, that's a Bob-omb disguised as a bowling
Superjeff64: ball!

Daisyplayer1: Ludwig: LOOK OUT LEMMY, THOSE GOOMBAS ARE GONNA GET YOU!
Daisyplayer1: Lemmy's gonna dance and shout for joy when he makes his first strike.
Daisyplayer1: Ludwig: GO, LEMMY, GO!
Daisyplayer1: Lemmy: Woah, that ball just went over the crack.

Kkadwell: Ludwig: Mein Gott! If Lemmy makes that strike, it could create a time paradox capable of
Kkadwell: destroying the entire UNIVERSE! Or, maybe I'll just owe him 5 bucks.

Waluigi's Twin: Larry: Apparently, Lemmy being able to play Wii Bowling non-stop for a week
Waluigi's Twin: without eating a bite was less useless in reality than you had reasoned, Ludwig. He's
Waluigi's Twin: been getting gutter balls for three hours now, but at least he's too hungry to
Waluigi's Twin: complain about it!

Sara: Larry: He'd be better off just walking on the ball. He'd get a strike every time.

Booster4444: Larry: That is gonna hit, I think.

zz1666: Larry: (I hope they don't realize I can't count because I failed Kindergarden.)
zz1666: Ludwig: (I hope they know they are bowling against a wall with pins painted on it.)
zz1666: Lemmy: (I hope they don't realize I'm using a lighter ball than we are supposed to.)

Douglas Carr: Ludwig: NOO! MY CHEWING GUM IS IN THAT BALL!
Douglas Carr: Larry: I have to write down the amount of weeks this caption has been here!
Douglas Carr: Ludwig: If I stay here any longer I will die!
Douglas Carr: Lemmy was trying to knock down the pins in order to go someplace else instead of a bowling
Douglas Carr: ally.

Ultimate Yoshi: Ludwig: HEY! It's my turn!
Ultimate Yoshi: Larry: Man it's hard to sketch Goombas.
Ultimate Yoshi: Lemmy: Nooooo! There are only seven pins!

Shy Ranger: This is the first time Lemmy's bowled without riding ON the ball.

WendyRulez and Co: Larry: Strike three! You're out! Oh wait... That's baseball.
WendyRulez and Co: Ever since the Koopalings turned Mario into a bowling pin, bowling became much more
WendyRulez and Co: fun for them.
WendyRulez and Co: Trapping Mario and Luigi inside bowling pins was Bowser's most ingenious plan ever.
WendyRulez and Co: Iggy: My arm feels like it's about to fall off...

MarioFanaticXV: General Guy: What are you kids doing with my grenade?

Ninji: Ludwig: Miss! Miss! What? I was calling for the miss because i didn't want this milkshake.
Ninji: **GOOD PRIZE**

Shell Mario: Larry: Hmmmmm, Lemmy has made a 3-pointer and Ludwig has made two free throws. If
Shell Mario: I get set up and hit a homerun there'll be chance for a touchdown.**GOOD PRIZE**

Wacky Koopa: Finally, a Koopaling video game has hit the markets: Koopaling Bowling! Choose 1 of
Wacky Koopa: Bowser's kids to play as. In this game, Lemmy is trying to get a turkey on the tenth
Wacky Koopa: frame.
Wacky Koopa: Larry: I sure hope Lemmy doesn't get that strike, because if he wins, Ludwig and I will
Wacky Koopa: have to do a full balarina recital.

Super Troopa: Ludwig: Stop playing Tic-Tac-Toe and track the score already!
Super Troopa: Larry: Wow, Lemmy, a new record! You actually got the ball to roll for two hours
Super Troopa: without hitting a pin!
Super Troopa: Lemmy: Come on, come on... Yes!!! My first strike ever! Oh wait, this is the wrong alley.
Super Troopa: The spectators are on the edge of their seat as Lemmy enters the final event, the
Super Troopa: ball-staring contest!

Count Bleck109: Guy playing game: Hard to believe you were able to make Koopa Miis for Wii
Count Bleck109: Sports.

ducky.10: The intensity becomes greater than before... Will Lemmy sink this strike? Will Ludwig stop
ducky.10: staring at Karma from across the alley? And will Larry EVER take his hand off that pencil!
ducky.10: Find out in this amazingly long caption!

Superluigi55: Ludwig: Umm... Lemmy... That's a green coconut.

Koop: Lemmy: Huh? Why are we roling these balls? Aren't we supposed to be standing on them?

Count Bleck901: Larry: They make MACHINES for this? I QUIT!

MarioFanaticXV: Manager: You kids realize you're supposed to be aiming for the Goombas, right?

Ravyn78: Ludwig: I told Lemmy not to use his ball as a bowling ball because it always curves to the left!

koopaling: Ludwig: Lemmy, stop throwing giant peas down the lane!
koopaling: Larry: Almost done drawing my explodable pins...

Dark Storm: Ludwig: Finally! It's finally not a gutter ball! You would think a guy that plays with balls all day
Dark Storm: would know how to throw one.

doopliss twin: Pins: Okay, when the ball gets close, jump apart.

Kody: Ludwig: Uh, I think that was your ball...

agentminky: Ludwig: Now, if ze prize is chocolate, I'll play.

Crazy Dark Dry Bones: "I think Lemmy made a big mistake. Oh well."

Qwerty Koopa: Larry: Lemmy, you're in the wrong lane.
Qwerty Koopa: Ludwig: *sigh* Is this the only way we can solve a dinner argument?

Lego Lemmy: Ludwig: Lemmy! You've got a site to run! You can't bowl and update the captions!
Lego Lemmy: Larry: Hmm... The void of darkness stretches away from the bowling arena. And Ludwig is
Lego Lemmy: talking without saying anything. And Lemmy is BOWLING?! This must be the Twilight Zone!

Liggy: Ludwig: Nice job, Lemmy! You scared everyone away.
Liggy: Larry: (Let's see: Ludwig had 180, now he has 18; Lemmy had 240, now it's 23; and I had 40, but now it's
Liggy: 400. Wait, make that 4,000.)
Liggy: Lemmy: (Got it! I'll just whistle and hide the evidence.)
Liggy: Goomba: Boo! (Ba!)

Danny Koopa: Ludwig: Has anyone seen my green, motion sensitive, explosive bowling ball?

Petey Piranha Fan: Ludwig: FORE!
Petey Piranha Fan: Larry: I don't know about this... If the ball makes the pins STAND UP, is that a negative
Petey Piranha Fan: score?
Petey Piranha Fan: Ludwig: You know, Larry, I've never seen a scorecard look so much like a drawing of...
Petey Piranha Fan: me... without... my shell...

Koopa Girl: Ludwig: Wow, this new Lemmy Mii is really good at Wii Sports bowling!

Static-Z: Larry: ... How is he beating us?
Static-Z: Ludwig: I told you not to count the one when he used his circus ball!

Brooks: Larry: Lemmy's ball is heading for the gutter. I might win for once!
Brooks: Larry: Ludwig, 180 points; me, 178 points; and Lemmy, none. Wait, he might get something! Oh,
Brooks: never mind.

DmNt: Too bad Bowser doesn't let his Koopalings play Wii Sports...

David: And as everyone knows, in the Desert Land Bowling Alley, everyone loses.

Fawful: Ludwig: I'm using my wand to give him a split.

Boxman: Ludwig: Lemmy, if you get a strike you'll put our team in fifth place! That's eight places better than
Boxman: last year!

Danny Koopa: Ludwig: Did you know nine out of ten people who don't wear bowling shoes while bowling die
Danny Koopa: a horrible, bloody death?

Mario Koopa: Larry: Lemmy's doing awful. *sigh* I told him not to whistle while he bowls.

BakaMoa: Ludwig: Oh no! Someone has stolen almost all the bowling pins!

fuzzyboy10: Lemmy: Aw man! I'm gonna get a gutterball! I'm gonna go home and watch TV now.

baby mario: Ludwig: What happened to all the rest of the pins?
baby mario: Larry: Dosen't Lemmy's ball have a star on it?
baby mario: Lemmy: This is odd, why are there are only SEVEN pins?
baby mario: It's the The Goombas Three Bowling Alley, where they subtract three pins from each
baby mario: lane, turn them into Goombas, and post them on the overhead banner!!!

Doopliss' twin: Larry: Ludwig, two things: one, the next time you make a distortion machine to ruin
Doopliss' twin: our bowling team, put it on Roy; and two, don't fill Lemmy's ball with lead.

mariorulez: Ludwig: Holy fudge-nutters!
mariorulez: Larry: Hmmm... One more strike and he'll have his 30th perfect game!

The Spectre: Larry and Ludwig watch in shock and horror as they witness the dangers of combining poor
The Spectre: bowling with poor dancing.
The Spectre: Larry: Yeah, I think the cardboard cutout's got more skill, but the real Lemmy's got a lot more
The Spectre: heart- literally.

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