Contest 225
Picture by Fried the Hen

Wacky Koopa: Birdo: Don't lie to me, Wart! I know you changed the scenery from green to black.

Mini-Yoshi: Birdo: Until you tell me where my eggs are, I will not tell you where the bathroom is that's right
Mini-Yoshi: behind you!

Pokemaniac Joe: Birdo: This is the worst date I've ever been on!

Daisyplayer1: Birdo: Hey, where's my money?
Daisyplayer1: Wart: Goodbye, cruel world!
Daisyplayer1: Birdo: Hey you dumb froggy, let me out of this nighttime misery!

blueninja12: Wart: Birdo, I told you I want a piece of CAKE, not a FLAGPOLE!!!
blueninja12: Birdo: MY EGGS AREN'T FOR EATING, WART!!!

Fried the hen: Birdo: I declare this place, the planet of the Birdos.
Fried the hen: Wart: Help! I only have ten seconds to fit through this door!***FIRST PRIZE***

Cornpie: Birdo: Why is the scythe BEHIND your hand?
Cornpie: Wart: Uhhhh... I never should've had that second burito.

zz1666: Birdo: I'm here to complain! How come I'm the one Mario has to fight at the end of each level? I'm
zz1666: starting to hurt! **GOOD PRIZE**
zz1666: Wart: Why is everyone bullying me?! First Fryguy stole my crown, than Clawgrip quit my team, and
zz1666: now you're yelling at me for trying to run KillMario R.S. I'm telling Bowser on you!

Mario Koopa: Birdo: Look, buddy! I killed aliens, pirates, and a mustachioed freak with A PILLOW. You'd
Mario Koopa: better lemme in or face the consequences!
Mario Koopa: Wart: Crud. I stepped on my toe while dealing with Birdo, and now it's raining!
Mario Koopa: Birdo: I don't CARE if you just got out of the shower! Let me in!

The Dryest Bones: Birdo: I TOLD YOU, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BETWEEN ME AND POPPLE! AND YOU
The Dryest Bones: TREAT ME LIKE THIS?! WE'RE THROUGH, WART!**GOOD PRIZE**
The Dryest Bones: Wart learns a valuable lesson about buying his eggs from special sources.

Joseph Yoshi: Wart: I knew I should have brought a translater.

Shell Mario: Birdo: I'm not changing you!
Shell Mario: Birdo: So Wart, you think you can get rid of me by dumping me in that waterfall in caption 213?
Shell Mario: Well you can't win that easy, so give me the cherries and all your candy, or else I'll bash you in
Shell Mario: the head with this rock!

Count Bleck109: Wart: I don't gotta go to the bathroom, I just need to use the toilet, you hack!

Ravyn78: Birdo: Wart, how many times have I told you to come through a red door to Subspace, not a blue
Ravyn78: door!

Ariana: Birdo: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Ariana: Wart: And you are... who?

AnnabellaMarioKoopa: Birdo was moving out of Wart's castle... for good.
AnnabellaMarioKoopa: Birdo: YOU are an ABSOLUTE CREEP!!!
AnnabellaMarioKoopa: Wart: Is that an egg or your bag?

Dark Koopa: Birdo: WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

YoshiForever: Wart: NO! The egg is NOT perfectly round, and the mass is 1/500 cubic centimeters per gram
YoshiForever: less massive! Go lay another one, you freakin' pink monster!

Waluigi's Twin: Although anyone could've been blamed for their current predicament in theory, the fact that
Waluigi's Twin: there weren't any vegetables was a dead giveaway.

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