Silver Boom Boom: Mario: Well, Mom always said I was the stronger one. Even though I'm fat.
Silver Boom Boom: Luigi: Mario, I told you to never look directly at the sun.

Shell Mario: Mario: Uhhhh, Luigi, we are not even at the mountain yet.
Shell Mario: Luigi: Congratulations, Mario, you've grown eight blades of grass! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Shell Mario: Luigi: Must blow *huff* Mario AWAY!

Khioski: Mario: Wow, it's so peaceful up here!
Khioski: Luigi: How did you climb up without even taking a breath?!

WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: How can Mario be so fast when he's so fat-a?
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: We finally-a made it to that Atticus word.
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: You a-lost the bet to see who could get to the top of the mountain-a first,
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi! Now you have to wear Peach's-a dress outside our-a house!
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: You lost the bet-a, Luigi! Now you have to kiss Bowser on the lips-a!

Mario Koopa: Luigi: Why did I have to crawl across this grassy field?!

Daisyplayer1: Mario: Woo-hoo! I'm the first person to climb up this mountain.
Daisyplayer1: Luigi: Oooh... So... tired... *pant*
Daisyplayer1: Mario: Super Mario, the mountain scaler!

Ravyn78: Luigi: Mario, did you take the shortcut again?

Kaska Koopa: Luigi: I don't know about this, Mario. We're entering ground zero here.

Doopliss' Twin: Mario: Luigi, you could have used the elevator.

Luigiluvr: Luigi: All right, all right, you can climb a hill, sorry!

chris: Luigi: How did you get there so fast? I thought all that pasta would have slowed you down.
chris: Mario: I knew all that pasta would come in handy one day.

Joseph Yoshi: Luigi: How you can smile at a time like this?! It's so cold you can see my breath!

dwyane wade: Luigi: Next time I take the elavator.
dwyane wade: Mario: Hello Mushroom Kingdom below, do you like my overalls?

BakaMoa: Luigi: I don't even understand why we had to climb this giant ball of salad in the first
BakaMoa: place!

Schizoprenia: Mario: Ah, I love the smell of exhausted Luigi in the morning!

dark yoshi: Luigi: You're already done?! Man, you are fatter than me and yet you still beat me to the
dark yoshi: top of the Chocolate Mountain!!!
dark yoshi: Luigi: You are fatter than me and you eat spaghetti all the time, and you still beat me to
dark yoshi: the top of the candy mountain... Oh wait, that is a cardboard cut-out.

crash17: Luigi: Mario, how many times do I have to tell you, whoever stands on the mountaintop gets crash17: hit with lightnin- AGHHHHH!!!

Psycho Peter: Luigi: I wish there was an easier way to buy milk...
Psycho Peter: Luigi: I wish there was an easier path to the grocery store...
Psycho Peter: Mario: Come on, Luigi! Just 1,000 more miles and we're gonna start the push-ups!
Psycho Peter: Luigi: THIS IS THE LAST TIME I CARRY YOU ON MY BACK TO THE TOP OF THIS
Psycho Peter: HILL!!!**GOOD PRIZE**
Psycho Peter: Mario: Hey Luigi! Did you know that you could have asked for a cab to bring you
Psycho Peter: here? You must be feeling like an idiot right now.
Psycho Peter: Mario: Well done, Luigi! You managed to climb this big hill with your own bare hands!
Psycho Peter: Now let's climb this REALLY big hill.
Psycho Peter: Mario: Congratulations, Luigi! You passed the first challenge of how to be a hero! Now
Psycho Peter: let's go to the next challenge, which is defeating three rabid Chain Chomps with your
Psycho Peter: hands strapped behind your back!
Psycho Peter: Mario: Wow Luigi! I didn't know you would have such trouble just climbing a six-foot
Psycho Peter: grass hill!

Sword Guy: Luigi: Oh... Mario? Mount Highest is over there.
Sword Guy: Mario: I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!
Sword Guy: Luigi: What is this?! Mario used a warp pipe to get here before me?! I want my lawyer!
Sword Guy: Cloud: *BEEP* Cloudbot reporting to Koopa Kastle. Cloudbot ready to unleash acid rain
Sword Guy: on two plumbers. *BEEP*
Sword Guy: Luigi: Mario? Do you also realize that THE HILLS ARE MISSING THEIR EYES?
Sword Guy: Mario: Great work, Luigi! Finally after enduring weeks without food and receiving
Sword Guy: various injuries, we are the first people on this mount- What is this?! SOMEBODY
Sword Guy: WROTE ATTICUS ON THE MOUNTAIN?! **GOOD PRIZE**
Sword Guy: What's this? A caption without something odd?! THIS IS THE SIGN OF DOOMSDAY!
Sword Guy: Luigi: This is strange, a cloud the size of a tennis ball.

astromatt3: Mario: HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY!

Dark Koopa: Luigi: Mario, slow down! You're the one who always goes on adventures, I'm not as in
Dark Koopa: shape as you!
Dark Koopa: Mario: My diet's working!

Waluigi's Twin: Mario was so pleased that he reached the top of "Target Practice Hill", he completely
Waluigi's Twin: forgot how accurate that name is...

Mini-Yoshi: Luigi: Oh SURE, it's easy to climb a hill WITHOUT your legs being torn off by Chain
Mini-Yoshi: Chomps...

Dr Shriod: Mario: Come on, Luigi, just because we climbed 999,999,999,999,999 miles into the
Dr Shriod: atmosphere is no reason to be tired.

TheRocket99: Once again, Mario proves he's the better brother.
TheRocket99: Luigi: After a week of-a climbing, I finally got-a to the top of-a this Goomba-sized hill!
TheRocket99: Mario: I-a love the smell of-a cheese in-a the morning!
TheRocket99: Mario: Hah! I-a got to the "Atticus" first-a, Luigi!
TheRocket99: Luigi: How do I keep-a losing to the-a fatso?

Brawler Koopa: Luigi: I wonder what's down that mountai- OH MY GOSH! A lava pit with spikes, an
Brawler Koopa: army of Koopas, a Mario shrine, and the worst! EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION,
Brawler Koopa: AAAHHH!

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