Contest 234
Picture by Atticus

dwyane wade: Peach: Box 1 of 50. Check.
dwyane wade: Luigi: Why go home and enjoy Christmas dinner while watching the 76ers when I could be here getting sore by carrying
dwyane wade: millions of 500-pound boxes?

Adamo Koopa: Peach: Hold still, Luigi! I need to draw that box!

Dark Koopa: Mario (not shown): Wedgie, have a nice trip!

Superstarsaga7: Luigi: Where is Mario when you need him?

Nintenbro0: Peach: Now that you've brought in lights we can check off box number 3 on my 844-page list!

Eeveelution: Peach: Broken lights that don't work for $999,999.99? I'll take them!

Daisyplayer1: Luigi: *pant* I didn't know the Christmas lights were this heavy.
Daisyplayer1: Peach: I want those Christmas lights up pronto, Luigi!

Shell Mario: Peach is playing darts with Luigi.
Shell Mario: Peach: Luigi, you can practice your Barbie and the Nutcracker play later. Now we need to make you your dress for the show!
Shell Mario: What Peach and Luigi were not aware of is that the Christmas balls were Bob-ombs.
Shell Mario: Peach is getting revenge for what Luigi did in Contest 174.

blueninja12: Luigi (off-screen): I wonder why Peach put up a cardbourd cutout of me holding lights.

ServantOfNobility: Luigi: And you said that trying to carry this box of Christmas lights while hopping on one foot was a bad idea!

Sgt. Fly: Luigi: Peach, is it really necessary to put up Christmas lights in the middle of August?

Kaska Koopa: Luigi: Just because Mario isn't here doesn't mean you can do everything you want, Princess!

Chase: Peach: Luigi dizzy, check.
Chase: Luigi: Help EEEKK me EEEKK Peach EEEKK!
Chase: Peach: Let's see... Lights, check... Food, check... Luigi... acting weird... um, check. **GOOD PRIZE**

Shrugger Shroob: Peach: Luigi, you're doing good! You've put up 1 out of 999,999,999 tons of decorations!

Ravyn78: Peach: Luigi, Mario is waiting to put the lights on the castle.

zz1666: Luigi: This place is so scary. Colored Bob-ombs are hanging above me, a lightbulb snake is trying to attack me, and Peach has the zz1666: most feared weapon on Plit... a pencil. Oh, I do fear the pencil.

Ultimate Yoshi: Peach: Woah Luigi! I gotta check your foot for an hour to see if it's dirty, while you hold that 100-ton box!
Ultimate Yoshi: Luigi: OH NO! The cord is coming out!
Ultimate Yoshi: Little did anyone know that after they put up all the lights and turned them on the power would go out!

Ninji: Peach: Now we have the Castle, Luigi, box of colorful lights, and Atticus text; only thing that we need is doors, windows, guests, and
Ninji: furniture...

koopykoopins: Peach: There should be 1,000 lights, but you'd better check. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Funkeyman64: Suddenly Luigi realizes that he is an underpaid employee!

Waluigi's Twin: Peach: ...And on the FIFTH day of Christmas, I want...
Waluigi's Twin: Peach: If you think THAT'S heavy, just wait until I show you the plans for the castle's EXTERIOR!
Waluigi's Twin: Luigi: All I want for Christmas... is for someone ELSE to carry this stuff for a change! **GOOD PRIZE**

luigiluvr: Peach: Hold still! I'm trying to throw this pencil at your foot.

koopaling: Peach: Luigi, balancing that entire box on my finger isn't THAT hard!

Lakitufo: Good, Luigi, just hold that position until I finish drawing the word "Atticus" everywhere.

Psycho Peter: Peach: Stand that way just for some minutes. I'm trying to hit your feet.
Psycho Peter: Luigi: Wait a second there! Don't you have servants to do this kind of work?!

aflay: Peach: Those aren't the lights I asked for!

shawn: Peach: You know, I think we need more lights.

fuzzyboy10: Luigi, you idiot! You're putting up Christmas decorations when it's Halloween!

silver boom boom: Peach: ...SO DON'T EVER GIVE MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS TO DAISY AGAIN!

Shrugger Shroob: Luigi: Why... didn't... I... use... Brobot...?

Toadette: Peach: Let's see, we have tinsil, ornaments lights... Where's my soy lote?
Toadette: Luigi: Oh brother.

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