Shell Mario: Lemmy: Well, you said to THROW you a pitch.
Shell Mario: Larry:  Well, we got the Wii for Christmas.
Shell Mario: Larry: Let's play a different game.
Shell Mario: Larry: Don't worry, Iggy, all of the games on the shelf are not even for Wii.
Shell Mario: Larry: You know the TV is just wallpaper.

Funkeyman64: Larry: Okay, let's throw the Wii through the TV.

koopykoopins: Iggy: Oh my gosh those games are crooked!

Super Troopa: Iggy: How many times do I have to tell you, no painting on the TV?!
Super Troopa: Larry: Well, this isn't the worst thing I've ever done, like that time I planted a bomb in your Wii.
Super Troopa: Iggy: Okay, just keep that mask on for the whole day and cookies will fall from the sky, or whatever. Oh, and could you put
Super Troopa: your fingers on this powder? Don't ask why. And don't look right because there's totally nothing interesting there.
Super Troopa: Larry: I did it? Really? I would've swore you did it but you never lied to me before so okay.
Super Troopa: Larry should actually feel embarrassed because he beat Paper Mario but got frustrated because he couldn't find his way to
Super Troopa: Peach's Castle.

Daisyplayer1: Iggy: LARRY YOU IDIOT, YOU BROKE MY $1,000,000,000,000,000 TV!
Daisyplayer1: Larry: Uhhhhhh, I had a little problem with the wrist strap so I cut it off.

WendyRulez and Co: Iggy: Great job, Lemmy. Now all we can watch is "Broken TV".
WendyRulez and Co: Lemmy: I'm suing!
WendyRulez and Co: Lemmy: Great going, Iggy! Now I can't advertise my site!

Adamo Koopa: Iggy: Larry! Why were you playing with the Wii remote when the TV isn't on anyway?!

Waluigi's Twin: Larry: Well, reptiles like us have SLIGHTLY slicker appendages than most... At least, that's what Ludwig told me before he
Waluigi's Twin: blamed me for for this mess and jumped out the window.

Ravyn78: Iggy: How many times have I told you, Larry, put the wrist strap on.

Doopliss' Twin: Iggy: You find my secret game lounge, you find my Nintendo Wii, you put all my Mario games OUT of alphabetical order, you Doopliss' Twin: break my TV AND Wii, but worst of all, YOU GET DUST ON MY CARPET!!!

Jet the Hawk: Iggy: LARRY! WHY did you THROW THAT CAN at MY PERSONAL BIG SCREEN TELEVISION?! I paid 99,999,999 GOLD COINS
Jet the Hawk: FOR IT!!! (Oooops...)

Rachel Koopa: Iggy: Larry! That's the fifth TV you've broken this week!

Ultimate Yoshi: Cross Wii, with Larry, get broken TV!
Ultimate Yoshi: Iggy: (Whew! Good thing I have someone to blame!)
Ultimate Yoshi: Larry: Iggy, that isn't even a Wii!

Kooky von Koopa Cubed: Iggy: That's the last time I let you play catch with the Wii Remote.
Kooky von Koopa Cubed: In this staring contest, Larry is sure to crack first.
Kooky von Koopa Cubed: Iggy: I don't understand my brother. I don't understand my father. I don't understand anything.

Grey Guy: Lemmy: Iggy! I told you to feed the TV before lunch! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Brawler Koopa: Iggy: And THAT'S why Nintendo added the wrist straps!

Lemmty Email: Left: If you had just told me you had gas, I would have removed it!
Lemmty Email: Right: The semicolon-branded leech on my face made me do it!
Lemmty Email: Right: I thought it was a rock TV!
Lemmty Email: Right: Him cut out him own heart, put it in a chest, and hide it from deh world.
Lemmty Email: Right: There's wee problem with the controls.
Lemmty Email: Left: I play along with your Sonic fantasy and this is how you repay me!
Lemmty Email: Right: Oh King Daaaaaaad!
Lemmty Email: Left: That could have hit my Wii!
Lemmty Email: Left: You got some splaining to do, Cyclops Koopa.
Lemmty Email: Right: If the TV still worked you'd see that I nailed that giant baby who took our jobs..
Lemmty Email: Right: Crazy French video games..
Lemmty Email: Right: Nobody told me Midna would do that.

Midnayoshi: Bowser Jr. and Larry let loose an array of enemies!

someone else: Larry: Actually, I'm more of a GameCube fan.

Zoshi: Iggy: LARRY, DID YOU BREAK THE TV AGAIN?! I TOLD YOU TO QUIT PLAYING THE NINTENDO WII WITHOUT THE CONTROL
Zoshi: BRACE ON!!!
Zoshi: Iggy: I keep asking myself, why do I let you borrow the Nintendo Wii?
Zoshi: Iggy: Larry, this is the fifth TV you've broken. We can't keep stealing money from Dad's bank account!
Zoshi: Iggy: Moron.

1Koopa1: Iggy: Larry!!! How many times do I have to tell you not to play with the remote?! Now look what you've done! We can't play Super 1Koopa1: Mario Bros. 3!!!

baby mario: Notice that the games used up on the shelf need a Classic Controller to play and that the buttons on the Wii Remote are wrong.
baby mario: Larry: I didn't know that the TV was not a dartboard!
baby mario: Iggy: Great, now everyone knows the secret passage to the Iggy Cave!

Luigi is 1: Iggy: When they say "hit the target with the remote", they mean in the game, not in here!

Eeveelution: Larry thought that "throw it like a dart" in WarioWare: Smooth Moves literally meant "throw it like a dart".
Eeveelution: Iggy: I thought I told you only I'm allowed to use the anime sweatdrop!!!

boohooboo: Larry: ... Okay, I was a little frustrated.

Ryan "Blaze" Koopa: Larry: Gee, sorry Iggy. I didn't mean to dye the back of your hair pink.

Spikey Snifit: Iggy: I told you not to buy the Fuzzy with the Wii-mote face from that discount pet store!

Superstarsaga7: Iggy: Bowser is going to send you to the dungeon for five years when he sees this.

sonich: Iggy: Lemmy, you're not supposed to let go of the Wii-Mote in Wii Bowling. **GOOD PRIZE**

Ninji: Larry: Heh heh.. I guess that they meant to POINT at the TV, not the screen.
Ninji: Iggy: Hey! You tried to cheat with a Wii-Mote that doesn't have A, - and + buttons!

Magikoopa189: "And it was a brand new painted wall, too!"

Joshua: Iggy: GAH! Koopa Girl strikes again!
Joshua: Somehow, during this awkward moment, the Koopalings realized that they really needed to update their video game library.

Fearsome 5: #6: Larry: Wow! I thought they were bluffing when they said it could crash into the TV.

luigiluvr: Larry finally found out that he bought 250 coins worth of games that aren't compatible with the Wii.

Dark Koopa: Iggy: Grrrrrrrr!
Dark Koopa: Larry: Hehe! (Yikes!)

blueninja12: Iggy: I still don't get why you get HUGE sweatdrops.

shawn: Larry: Um, how much did you say that wrist strap was?

Amos Magikoopa: Lemmy: Will you settle for "I slipped"?
Amos Magikoopa: Lemmy: I guess now is not the time to tell you that I broke your Playstation?
Amos Magikoopa: Lemmy: (holding Wii-Mote) Uhhh... Ludwig did it?!
Amos Magikoopa: Iggy: I thought I told you not to wear your hair like that... Wait, you say that's not why I should be mad? **GOOD PRIZE**

Dark Blade: They told Larry this would happen if that crazy and complicated Wii move failed.

Ravyn78: Iggy: Larry, pull the remote out of the TV so Lemmy can update the caption.

Sgt. Fly: Iggy: I told you we should've got the replacable wriststrap.

Zoshi: Iggy: Larry, you kook, magic TV-breaking elves don't exist, and they especially don't use Wii remotes as tools!!!

Super Yoshi 64: Iggy: I spent 200 coins on that Wii. Now I gotta spend 2,000 coins to buy a new TV. Yeah, thanks Larry.
Super Yoshi 64: Iggy: You idiot, Larry! You ruined the new wall that King Dad painted a TV on!
Super Yoshi 64: Larry: Hey, look on the bright side. You saved your game... right? ^-^; Ehehe...

Robot Giga Bowser: Larry: Eh heh...Would you believe that there was a fly about the size of that hole and it was on your screen, and the only Robot Giga Bowser: fly swatter available at the time was your Wii-mote...?
Robot Giga Bowser: After being beaten for 309 times in a row at Super Mario All-Stars against Iggy, Larry just couldn't accept the fact that he
Robot Giga Bowser: was the worst at video games.

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