Contest 246
Picture by Fried the Hen

Daisyplayer1: Roy: Aw man, my computer's busted!
Daisyplayer1: Larry: Uhhh, it was an accident!
Daisyplayer1: Roy: Looks like SOMEBODY'S going to buy me a new computer.

Blaze Koopa: Larry: Uh, Roy... Did you ever think that your computer isn't working because it's not plugged in?
Blaze Koopa: Roy: Was I supposed to crush the keyboard instead of the monitor? **GOOD PRIZE**

George 200: Roy: ... I'm sorry I ruined your computer! It took too long!!!

shawn: Roy: Well there's your problem.
shawn: Larry: Maybe you shouldn't have saved that picture of Wendy as your background.
shawn: Larry: I don't think hitting it was such a good idea.
shawn: Larry: Dude, run! The mouse is going to takeover the world!

j-bit: Larry: I told you online boxing wasn't your thing!

Shrugger Shroob: Larry: For our first exhibit, we have the "Annoying Brother Who Accidentally Destroyed Webmaster's Computer".

Butterfly Koopa: Larry: I don't think you have to punch the virus...

The Dryest Bones: Roy: Hm... I played the "Click the Bob-omb and GET A FREE WII" game... So... Did I win?

astromatt3: Larry: Nine-billion-five-thousand-fifty-two, nine-billion-five-thousand-fifty-three, nine-billion-five-thousand-fifty-four. There are
astromatt3: nine-billion-five-thousand-fifty-four atoms in your top spike. Now for the middle one...

The Nat: Don't always trust the tech "support".
The Nat: Larry: Roy, the buttons are on the keyboard, not the screen.

King Boo: Larry: Perhaps blackmailing Nintendo to make a "Punch Iggy" sim was a bad idea.
King Boo: Larry: I told you not to try to hack Lemmy's Land.

Amber Koopa: Larry: Um, the hacker isn't inside the computer, Roy. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Amber Koopa: Roy: I still can't find the floppy drive!

NeonKoopa: Larry: It wasn't me! The computer just jumped off the table and smashed against the wall all by itself, I swear!
NeonKoopa: Roy: Hmmm... Something's not right here...
NeonKoopa: A really good reason why you shouldn't use Roy as a technicion.
Neon Koopa:Roy: Why doesn't it look like the picture in the user's manual?

Ravyn78: Larry: How many times have I told you, Roy? The NES games don't work on the computer!

Shell Mario: Bomb Boo inside computer: Ha ha! I have destroyed your hard drive! Now you have no choice, but to become my minions!

Your Twin the Fourth: Roy: Don't bother me! I'm trying to fix this computer I totally didn't break!
Your Twin the Fourth: Larry: What did you do now, Roy?! Now I'm gonna tell King Dad that you used his computer for boxing practice to help
Your Twin the Fourth: you in the Sports Hall.

Doopliss' twin: Larry: Roy... you can't hack Lemmy's website with a broken computer, and you can't hack on it with an axe either.

Luigi_for_life: Larry: Look Roy, when it said "Make sure the mouse is on the screen", it didn't mean to PUT the mouse on the monitor, you
Luigi_for_life: idiot of a brother!
Luigi_for_life: Larry: That's a REALLY nice chair. No really, it's absolutely great. It matches your eyes.
Luigi_for_life: Larry and Roy have still not decided whether to redecorate this year or leave it 'til 2009.
Luigi_for_life: Roy: Hmmm... It didn't say in the instruction booklet that there would be a hovering mouse, a mushed up keyboard, OR a
Luigi_for_life: crashed monitor. Larry, why don't you take a look?
Luigi_for_life: Larry: Wendy's not going to be happy when she sees thet you broke that priceless, delivers-straight-to-your-door shopping
Luigi_for_life: PC.

Fireball: Larry: Punching the computer does not get you to Lemmy's Land!

Phantos67: Larry: I think your mouse is haunted, it's standing up by itself.
Phantos67: Roy: Maybe Dad won't notice, maybe he will think that's how it's supposed be.

boshii: Larry: The mouse is trying to get away again!

Mariorulez: Larry: Maybe next time you want to watch Phineas and Ferb, WATCH ON THE TV!
Mariorulez: Roy: Stupid processor...

baby mario: Larry: See, that's what happens if you work to hard on your arena. Of course, Lemmy has 33 computers, so it's not a problem for
baby mario: him.
baby mario: Roy: Now, it could have been the hard drive, but something tells me my kick could have wrecked the motherboard circuitry… Ah,
baby mario: stupid computer!
baby mario: Larry: For the last time, Roy, the monitor is not a punching bag! Geez, this is almost as hard as when we tried to get you
baby mario: house-trained!
baby mario: Something tells me that this picture was just an inevitable photograph. This work is not original. Oh well, to the Scribbles!

Waluigi's Twin: Larry: I warned you, a “fire wall” and a “fire BALL” are two separate things entirely! **GOOD PRIZE**

Luigi_for_life: Larry: HOLD UP, ROY! It says that computer has a virus. How can a piece of technology get a virus? I thought only humans
Luigi_for_life: and animals and Koopas could get them. Hang on, I'll go get Ludwig. He's a genius. Not.

Static-Z: Larry: I always wondered if that tiny lump on the back of your head was a zit.

Blah: Larry: I told you that if you didn't stop downloading addicting Mario games then this would happen... And why is the mouse floating?
Blah: Roy: That picture of Mario that I saved must have been so ugly that my computer blew up.

Captionboyboy: Larry: I told you not to turn on that hot key...

Kkadwell: Larry: I don't think that's what Lemmy meant when he said to "punch in" the URL...

Ninji: Roy: Hmmm... I just throw the mouse through the computer, but its wire went past it... How is that possible?!

The Great Gonzales: Roy, bored with his usual Iggy-pounding techniques, decided to try stuffing Iggy into Ludwig's computer.

larry: Larry: Wow, you really wanted Mewtwo to be in Brawl, huh?

Tyler: Larry: I knew I shouldn't have put "Spontaniously Combust" in the "Options" menu.

bullet ben: Larry: Um, Roy? If you punch it , it still doesn't work.

Giga Bowser: Larry: No! Get away! Oh, you already wrecked it? Gwaa.

Joseph Yoshi: Larry: You can't solve all of life's problems by smacking stuff.

Gooooooooooomba: Larry: You weren't supposed to literally Falcon Punch it.

coltranepep: Roy: I'm an idiot! I just broke the computer!

Boolia: Larry: Uh, Roy, why did you destory our computer?
Boolia: Roy: (Hmm, maybe throwing a Bob-omb at it and trying to make it work wasn't such a good idea after all.)

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