Blaze Koopa: Mario turns from the Mushroom because the last one he used made only his head big.

Blah: Mario: So many power-ups... Which one should I use? I'm confused! I'll hit myself with this brick until I come up with
Blah: something!

Mario Koopa: Mario: I feel like I'm being watched. I wonder why, Star?
Mario Koopa: ? Blocks have become so used to spouting out items when Mario hits them, now all he has to do is touch one.
Mario Koopa: Star: Everyone quit looking at me! I am NOT the one who farted!

bullet ben: Mario: Too... many... choices! AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!

Shrugger Shroob: Luma: Little does Mario realize that I'm not a Starman...
Shrugger Shroob: Mario: Hey-a, wait a second! How-a is that ? Box still full when-a there is a Fire Flower on top of it-a?
Shrugger Shroob: Mario: WHAT-A HAPPENED TO MY HAND-A?

Daisyplayer1: Mushroom, Fire Flower, and Starman: Must... stare... at... Mario!
Daisyplayer1: Mario: What shall I use today?

Shy Ranger: Mario: If only this was Smash Bros, then I could use all 3.

Amber Koopa: Fire Flower: So ya see, the block is discolored, so I've been spitting ice. Ice!
Amber Koopa: Mushroom: Oh DAD, Mario just hit that Starman.

agentminky: Star: ARGGH! Floating letters!
agentminky: Fire Flower: The defendant is found guilty of drawing this box so it looks like I'm a judge.

Luigi_for_life: Mario: I love Mushroom bingo, I need a Mushroom, a Fire Flower, and a Starman.

Tyler: Mario: This is FUN!

makoop: Mario: Why won't this block break? CHEESE!
makoop: Mushroom, Fire Flower, and Star: Um...

J-bit: Items: Eat ussss... Eat usssssss- *cough*

Butterfly Koopa: Star: OMD! Mario's nose grew bigger than usual!

astromatt3: Fire Flower: Must... stare... at... scribbly... lines...
astromatt3: Mushroom: MY SCALE IS OFF!!! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TWICE AS BIG AS MARIO, NOT AS BIG AS HIS FOOT!!!

Static-Z: Mario: Aw man, this Mushroom made my head big instead of my whole body...

Lughi: Mario: HEY! When'd that Star get here?

Pezdude: Mario: Ok, creepy item checklist...

Nintenbro0: Mario: Heaven...?

Ninji: Mario: My hand hit a spike, my legs got crushed by a Thwomp, AND these pants are Luigi's. **GOOD PRIZE**

Phantos67: Mario: Look at the pretty Star!
Phantos67: Fire Flower: As soon as he saw the Star he forgot about me.
Phantos67: Mushroom: Ha, he just can't make up his mind.

Neon Koopa: Fire Flower, Mushroom, and Starman gazed in awe at Mario's new inflated noggin.
Neon Koopa: Starman: WHY ARE YOU PULLING THAT HIDEOUS FACE?! Oh, wait, you always look like that...

Videogamerpat11: Mushroom, Fire Flower, and Star: Oh my God, what's that ugly thing on your face? Oh wait, that is your face!
Videogamerpat11: Mario: Stupid signature, if I try-a to get to the Star-a, you won't-a see it!

King Boo: Mushroom: Is there ANYTHING funny about this?

Shell Mario: Mario: Ok, that is obviously not a Star.
Shell Mario: A sneak peak into the next great Mario game, Super Mario Notebook! Rated B for boring.

Ravyn78: 1985; Mario ponders which items to put in his game Super Mario Bros. **GOOD PRIZE**

baby mario: Well of course they would have huge eyes! Especially if Mario has that big head!
baby mario: Star: Right, now put your other hand on your hip and shake and you will have completed the Macarena! ***FIRST baby mario: PRIZE***
baby mario: Star: Hey, listen! Hey, listen!
baby mario: Mario: Okay, what's the plan? I just jump all over the place and get entirely useless items?
baby mario: Mushroom: You know, I don't necessarily enjoy grass made of pencil scribbles.
baby mario: When you have a lot of items around, it obviously means it's time for a boss battle, not a staring contest.

Super Goomba: Mario: Help! I'm surrounded!
Super Goomba: Star: No, Fire Flower! Stay away from his bu- AAAAUUUGGGH!!!
Super Goomba: Mario: Oh, I'm supposed to bring people to a firesale! Not-a sell people a Fire Flower!

George 200: Mushroom: ... Mario, I've got a secret for ya: your fly's undone.

Mario: There are so many things that I like! I just can't pick one! And besides, It's very hot in the sun. There are no trees that I can
Mario: rest in! Hmmm... What to pick... What to pick... Surrounded by nice items. Ahhhh...

Metal Sonic: Items: Oh my gosh, Mario's gone CHIBI!!!
Metal Sonic: Mario: What are you looking at, punk?
Metal Sonic: Star: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MARIO'S NOSE IS SQUISHED!!!
Metal Sonic: Fire Flower: Hey, quit punching my ? Block-shaped pot!

Boxman: Baby Mario: Look what I drew in kindergarten!

MarioFan01: Mario: Yeah, I lost weight, but that doesn't mean you have to stare.
MarioFan01: Mario: Sorry, I don't need any of you today.

Jet the Hawk: Mario: Hmmmmm... What to choose... Mushroom, Fire Flower, Star... Let's choose scientifically. Eeney miney
Jet the Hawk: CHEESE!!!

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