Daisyplayer1: Kamek: Ewwww! There's a hair in my rootbeer!
Daisyplayer1: Iggy: Oooh, oooh! Did I tell you folks about the time E. Gadd had his "beer goggles" on?

Super Goomba: Iggy: And that is how I destroyed the space-time continuum by dropping a penny instead of throwing it. Now, who wants to
Super Goomba: hear of the time I accidentally killed the god of all Plit?
Super Goomba: Kamek: Why is Iggy talking to the ceiling?
Super Goomba: Atticus Mark: Ok, what'll it be? Beer? Ok!
Super Goomba: Iggy: Roy punched me in the face, that's why my eyes are all funny.
Super Goomba: Little do they realize, the Star and Fire Flower marks on the wall are real.

Ravyn78: Iggy: Stop crying in your beer, you guys! You'll be in the next Mario game.

Yosh 3000: Iggy: Oooh! Did I ever tell you the time that I got motor oil instead of a normal drink, which is right now?
Yosh 3000: Kamek: This is the last time I come with Iggy and this strange, black Shy Guy to Mario's Milk Bar ever again.
Yosh 3000: Black Shy Guy: Sir, can I have motor oil like Iggy?

Goomrey: Anti Guy: Money, power... I had it all, then traded it all away for a piece of Lemon Candy. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Goomrey: Iggy: I told you guys this place has free drinks if you come in after hours!
Goomrey: Kamek: All Kammy can do is make blocks! Now me, I can do loads more magic, like making enemies huge, and... uh... well, I guess\
Goomrey: that's it.

Psycho Peter: Iggy: Nothing beats a good drink to forget those shoe marks caused by Mario jumping on our heads, right guys?
Psycho Peter: Kamek currently thinks about his cruddy life, Iggy tries to get attention unsuccessfully by telling lame jokes, and Anti Guy
Psycho Peter: doesn't know what he is doing hanging around with two losers.
Psycho Peter: Iggy: Don't worry, Kamek. I'm pretty sure King Dad will rehire you pretty soon... Yeah, I know I said the same thing in the last
Psycho Peter: five years, but hope is never enough!
Psycho Peter: Iggy: Hey *hic* Kamek! Since *hic* when do you *hic* have *hic* three heads?
Psycho Peter: Iggy: You guys should try the Petrolium Drink. It's awesome!
Psycho Peter: Iggy: What kind of suicide attempt do you have in mind this time, Kamek? I heard that drowning is getting quite popular
Psycho Peter: nowadays.
Psycho Peter: Kamek: Orange juice?! I don't want freakin' orange juice!!! Stupid Nintendo and its family friendly policy!
Psycho Peter: Iggy: I would love to stay here and hear about your problems, Kamek, but I'm not really Iggy. I'm actually a hallucination caused
Psycho Peter: by heavy drinking and I only have one thing to ask you to do: KILL ANTI GUY!!!
Psycho Peter: Iggy: What do you mean with "no luck with girls", Kamek? You have such good qualities like, well... On second thought, you
Psycho Peter: should buy a cardboard cutout of Princess Peach and pretend that it is a real girl. Works for me every time!
Psycho Peter: Kamek: (to Anti Guy) You find Iggy to be an annoying drinking buddy? That's because you still haven't hung out with drunk
Psycho Peter: Morton yet.
Psycho Peter: Ever since the incident involving Zombie Monkeys riding on Flying Rhinos, Kamek decided to never listen to Iggy's crazy
Psycho Peter: advice anymore.

MarioFan01: Shy Guy: I didn't know they sold oil here!
MarioFan01: Iggy: And that is what's so great about having fingers, Shy Guy!
MarioFan01: Iggy: It's my birthday today!
MarioFan01: Iggy: Hey Shy Guy, someone wrote gullible on the ceiling!

J-bit: Iggy:  ...And that's where babies come from!
J-bit: Iggy:  ...And that's why my uncle is allergic to vegetables.
J-bit: Kamek:  Woah, you really are too young to have beer...

Wacky Koopa: Iggy: With one press of this button, we will never see the name Atticus ever again... Aw man, someone beat me to it!
Wacky Koopa: Shy Guy: Iggy, we don't care that your device can turn your beer into a soda.

George 200: Iggy: Yeah, wanna hear a joke? This guy was so drunk he turned into me. Duh...

Boxman: Kamek: There's no bubbles in my ginger ale.
Boxman: Anti Guy: Kamek, want me to kill him? He scared off all of the customers!
Boxman: Kamek: Hey Iggy, did you know that soda rotted out half your teeth?

Blaze Koopa: This is what happens when Iggy doesn't stick to rootbeer.
Blaze Koopa: Magikoopa and Shy Guy: Zzzz...

dwyane wade: Shy Guy: What's wrong with my Coors Light? It's not turning blue and will never be as cold as the Rockies.

baby mario: Iggy: Live above the influence, guys! Otherwise you will have real ugly faces and need to mask them! Oops...

Shell Mario: Moe (from Simpsons): Is there a Ivannah Tinkle in here?
Shell Mario: Shy Guy: Okay, here I go. Oh I can't believe I'm about to drink beer in Lemmy's Land! Plit Armageddon, here I come.

Doopliss' Twin: Oh boy, Iggy's finally lost it, he's reading the gentleman's guide to kidnapping princesses... and drinking motor oil.
Doopliss' Twin: Kamek: I don't care if I'm sitting under a Thwomp, so just leave me alone and let me drink my soda in pe- *SPLAT*
Doopliss' Twin: **GOOD PRIZE**

Mario Koopa: Kamek: You sniffed my rootbeer!
Mario Koopa: Iggy: Look on the bright side. The 300,000,000 coins we spent on this dump could have been spent on... No, wait, that's not a
Mario Koopa: bright side.
Mario Koopa: Iggy: So what if chocolate milk isn't as manly as rootbeer?
Mario Koopa: Iggy: By reading the game manual, I have learned a bunch of useless techniques that could've been discovered just by
Mario Koopa: pressing random buttons.
Mario Koopa: Kamek: Hmm... Nintendo said that if we went to this bar in Moonview Highway, we'd be in Mario Kart Wii and make lots of
Mario Koopa: money. So far, we've been here for three days sipping year-old rootbeer, while Iggy keeps pointing to the bullseye he got on
Mario Koopa: the Mario dartboard.

Waluigi's Twin: Iggy was about to tell a joke starting with "A salesman and a soldier walk into a bar" when he suddenly realized he was
Waluigi's Twin: talking to a soldier and a salesman.

Neon Koopa: Iggy: I'm a good boy! No beer for me!
Neon Koopa: Kamek: I haven't drank a drop, but I already feel a hangover coming on...
Neon Koopa: Iggy: Is that bomb on the roof the reason why nobody else is here?

Mariorulez: Iggy: This is the brand-new, five-star movie, "Colorado Iggy and the Missing 'Atticus'".

super Princess Peach: This is the new blockbuster, "Buy Your Wife a Hamburger".

Fireball: Shy Guy: We're just drinking rootbeer...

Bullet Ben: Magikoopa: If Iggy offers to get me a rootbeer one more time, I'll scream.

Jalvo the Slime: This is what happens to Iggy if he has a cup of Koopa Kola
Jalvo the Slime: Iggy: You know what? This magazine is an Iggy Koopa Original!
Jalvo the Slime: Shy Guy: Who is this creep?

Spikey Snifit: Iggy: Hey guys, guess what I'm drinking: colored water, ink, Kool-Aid, tar, or poi... THUD!
Spikey Snifit: Iggy: No Kamek, I'm *hic* okay to drive, I just need my keys... keys... KEYS. THUD!

Douglas Carr: Iggy: And this concludes our tour of me showing people places I don't need to!

Static-Z: Kamek: Wow, that's pretty bad if Iggy can get drunk on Pepsi.
Static-Z: Shy Guy: (to self) I've been sitting here for half an hour, I've listened to Iggy jabber about how the bubbles tickle his nose, watched
Static-Z: Kamek complain that his drink has less foam than mine... and I STILL can't figure out why I'm here.
Static-Z: Iggy: Guys, don't act so scared to drink this stuff; it's actually orange juice with whipped cream on top, not beer.

Blah: Shy Guy: Where's the bartender?

zz1666: Kamek: Strange, I remember asking for Dr Pepper, not rootbeer.
zz1666: Shy Guy: No, not rootbeer! I wanted a Pepsi! My life now means nothing! My life is ruined! Curse you, rootbeer!
zz1666: Iggy: Hey everyone, chek out my amazing new hairstyle!
zz1666: Shy Guy: Hey, Iggy, you took my Pepsi! Give it back or my life will stink and I'll have to die in five seconds!

Bullet ben: Anti Guy: That Atticus makes really bad beer.

Boxman: Iggy: Come on guys, Bowser joining Mario in "Super Paper Mario" wasn't that bad. **GOOD PRIZE**

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