Bullet Ben: Triclyde: Lego, Lego, Lego... I LOVE LEGO!
Bullet Ben: Triclyde: Morton! I choose you! Use Bomb Deflect!

Neon Koopa: Mouser: Um, Lego bricks don't stick together unless you put them the right way up, you moron!
Neon Koopa: Mario: NOOOOO! ME NO WANNA BE IN DA PICTURE! WAHHHH!
Neon Koopa: Mouser: If you manage to throw all three bombs through the hoop, I'll fire Luigi out of the cannon as well! **GOOD
Neon Koopa: PRIZE**

Psycho Peeble: Ever since Morton gave his speech about how he was going to make the Mushroom Kingdom a better place to Psycho Peeble: live by exterminating the Mice, well, let's just say that certain parts of the population didn't really react well to the
Psycho Peeble: idea.
Psycho Peeble: The reason why Bowser dislikes putting Morton in charge of the construction of a new castle.
Psycho Peeble: Bowser: MORTON, YOU MORON!!! YOUR STUPID TRAP CAUGHT THE WRONG PERSON!!! NOW TAKE ME OUT
Psycho Peeble: OF HERE QUICKLY!!! THE STINGS FROM THOSE POISONOUS SCORPIONS ARE STARTING TO HURT MY LEGS
Psycho Peeble: AND THE POISON IS MESSING WITH MY HEAD!!!
Psycho Peeble: There are three certain things about Mario in this picture. First, he loves his new job as a Cannon Tester. Second,
Psycho Peeble: he has odd ways of testing cannons. Third, he doesn't mind the fact that the cannon is pointing toward Bowser's
Psycho Peeble: room.***FIRST PRIZE***
Psycho Peeble: After witnessing the video of Wolf's Landmaster falling through the hole in the middle of the Yoshi's Island stage,
Psycho Peeble: Bowser conducted special operations to fill all the pits in the Mushroom Kingdom so his own tanks could move
Psycho Peeble: while destroying everything safely.
Psycho Peeble: After witnessing a plumber flying off from the sewers at high speed, Morton never ever used the toilet again.
Psycho Peeble: Morton, Mouser, and Triclyde have been waiting for Mario to climb up the hole (so they can finish him off) for two
Psycho Peeble: entire months. This picture shows what happened on the first day.
Psycho Peeble: Morton finally found a new way to play baseball!
Psycho Peeble: Morton: When my pet Triclyde buries a bone in the ground to get it later, I find it really cool, but when it buries my
Psycho Peeble: sister and forgets where, I don't find it cool anymore!
Psycho Peeble: This was the day Morton said his first curse word. Bowser was so proud.

dwyane wade: Tricycle: Uh, Mario having wings wasn't a part of the plan. We will have to destroy him some other way. **GOOD dwyane wade: PRIZE**
dwyane wade: Mouser: Morton, you have three tries. If you throw the bomb through the candy ring you get a pet snake.

darthgamer: Mario: Sorry pal, you’re on your own!

WendyRulez and Co: Mario: I can't tell what game this is, but who cares? Whee!
WendyRulez and Co: Mouser: This is for eating my cheese, this is for talking too much, and this is for making me watch Barney
WendyRulez and Co: and Friends!
WendyRulez and Co: Morton: Where's a mousetrap when you need one?

The Great Gonzales: It's Mario's dream come true: he can fly, and that hoop-shooting rat Wendy is fighting her brother Morton. But The Great Gonzales: why the turquoise Tryclyde on the Lego fort? Mario's mind is a strange thing...

Mariorulez: Roy's Sports Hall of Randomness: Morton vs. Triclyde vs. Mouser vs. Mar... errr... Scratch out that last one.
Mariorulez: Mario: Wheee! I'm a bunny!

danny: Mario: What’s the next cheat, Mr. Gameshark?

Boxman: When Mouser stopped Morton's last wedding cake speech, bad things happened...
Boxman: When Morton didn't get a Nintendo Wii for his birthday, Mouser "disappeared" from Nintendo.
Boxman: Once Mario found the secret Gameshark hidden deep inside Super Mario World, world 1 was never the same.
Boxman: Mario: You guys can keep fighting without me, I'm going to go eat the Choco Mountains and drink the Soda Lake.
Boxman: Mario: Morton, Mouser, and that creepy 3-headed snake that this writer forgot the name of, all in World 1? Before you
Boxman: know it the Koopas will all look like me.
Boxman: When Morton began killing all of the Mario characters that begin with the letter "M" he realized that killing himself should
Boxman: be the first order of business.

Blaze Koopa: Triclyde: Uh... I hate to interrupt your little war, but Mario's kinda right over there...
Blaze Koopa: Morton: Here! Have some bombs!
Blaze Koopa: Mario: I believe I can fly!
Blaze Koopa: Mouser: OOH! CANDY!

Daisyplayer1: Morton: DIE, YOU BIG FAT MOUSE!!!
Daisyplayer1: Mario: I travelled through a very hot desert for this stupid show?! Good thing I have a Wing Cap 'cause I'm outta
Daisyplayer1: here!
Daisyplayer1: Morton: Wendy, I know you're in that stupid Mouser costume!
Daisyplayer1: Mario: WHEEEEEEEEEEE! I'M FLYING!

Yoship: Morton: What do you mean I put the Legos sideways?
Yoship: Morton: Hey! Only Larry can steal Wendy's candy rings!
Yoship: Morton: Triclyde? Legos? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough... candy rings.

warioman: This is the ultimate showdown of 2008 good guys bad things and chaos as far as the screen can see.

Jalvo the Slime: The game of the century, Super Smash Bros. DORK, featuring MORTON, MOUSER, MARIO, AND... JUST PLAY
Jalvo the Slime: THE GAME. RATED D FOR DORK.

Blah: The war started when Morton insulted Super Mario Bros. 2...

Ravyn78: Morton: Mouser, you must have not hidden the Wing Cap very well if Mario found it.

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