Daisyplayer1: Luigi: Why the sourpuss, Mario? Aren't you glad we scared King Koopa by disguising ourselves as Koopas?
Daisyplayer1: Mario: Uhhhh... I think I'm going to throw up.
Daisyplayer1: Luigi: Hey Mario, let's go tease the Koopa Kids all day!

Eric the Koopa: Luigi: I sure am glad I don't look like that!

Psycho Pebble: Luigi: I TOLD YOU, MARIO!!! NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM A GAMESHARK!!!
Psycho Pebble: Luigi: OH MY GOD, MARIO!!! THERE'S A HUGE ZIT ON YOUR FOREHEAD!!!
Psycho Pebble: Mario: For the last time, Luigi, I don't want to play fetch with you and the wand!
Psycho Pebble: Luigi: MARIO!!! THERE IS A TRASH CAN BEHIND YOU!!!
Psycho Pebble: Luigi: Now Mario! Watch as I fry your cap with my heat vision! Ugh... Ack... Grr... This is gonna take a while...
Psycho Pebble: Luigi: MARIO!!! The ants are taking the wand away! DO SOMETHING!!!
Psycho Pebble: If you think this is weird, you still haven't seen Human Bowser.
Psycho Pebble: Luigi: Mario! You look different. New haircut?
Psycho Pebble: The Mario Bros. without their daily makeup.
Psycho Pebble: Wand: GUILTY!!!

Boxman: ...and that was the last time Mario and Luigi ate Peach's cooking!
Boxman: Mario: Luigi, I told you that Bowser has five spikes on his tail, not two. This is the last time that you get to make the
Boxman: costumes for Lemmy's Halloween party!
Boxman: Mario: I knew that I shouldn't have eaten that last Toad...
Boxman: Luigi: Once we own all of the Koopa army I can make them do my math homework!
Boxman: When Mario and Luigi agreed to meet again 20 years from now they never saw this coming.

Blaze Koopa: Luigi: Mario! There's a man-eating trash can right behind you!

Yoshi Boo: Luigi: Aha ha ha ha ha! I gwaff at you for being so ugly!!! Ah ha ha!

koopaling: Luigi: Oh no, Mario! We're Koopas, the castle is in danger, Peach is probably worried sick- Hey, do you think these
koopaling: make me look fat?

Ravyn78: Luigi: Who had the bright idea of going to a costume party with everybody looking like Bowser?

Amber Koopa: Luigi: Oh my gosh! You have a mustache on your face!**GOOD PRIZE**
Amber Koopa: Mario: Uh, you don't look so good.

Super Goomba: After Bowser and Wart were fused with Mario and Luigi, the Mushroom Kingdom was never the same.
Super Goomba: Bowser/Mario: I must kidnap Peach! Then I must save her from me! Now must I defeat my own self? If I win, does
Super Goomba: that mean Peach goes free, or stays kidnapped?!
Super Goomba: This is the famous unaired episode of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show: "The Great Koopa Fuse".
Super Goomba: Wand: Yes! Now that I have made Mario and Luigi stronger by turning them into Koopas, I shall rule the world!!!

warioman: I told you a hundred times not to buy things on Ebay.

Your Twin the Fourth: Luigi: Now look what you’ve done! This is what you get for foraging for cheese in the trash can, finding this
Your Twin the Fourth: wand, and changing our looks completely!

shawn: Luigi: We shouldn’t’ve done this, man!

Luigi for life: Mario: Ugh. This is the Super Mario World TV show all over again.
Luigi for life: Luigi: Look on the bright side, Mario, at least we still have our hats, clothes, and our mustaches! KOOPA! KOOPA!
Luigi for life: KOOPA!
Luigi for life: Mario: Luigi, you pick up the wand. I'm too depressed to care. Koopa's taken over Brooklyn, and we're both doomed.
Luigi for life: Luigi: Wow! Who knew rubbish bins were so deadly and contagious?
Luigi for life: Mario: Don't even think of starting that Little Red Riding Hood impression.
Luigi for life: Mario: I hate my life.

dwyane wade: Mario: Halloween is not as fun when you're Bowser.

Bullet Ben: Luigi: I've-a gotta stop-a having Mario's homemade pasta before bed-a!

Mariorulez: Mario: I, just want, some naaaaaachos... Oh, hoooow I miiiiss my naaaaaachos...
Mariorulez: Luigi: 44444444HHHHHHH!!!111ONE! M3H 1Z 4 FR33K L33T LIZZRD TH1NG!! M3H 1Z T3H M3NT4LL SKRRD!!!111ONE!
Mariorulez: Luigi: M4R10, H3LP! 1 M AN U9LY L1Z4RD!
Mariorulez: Mario: No more Runescape for you, Luigi.

Neon Koopa: Luigi: Hey, I said “See you later, alligator”! You're supposed to say “In a while, crocodile”!
Neon Koopa: Mario: These dungarees make me look fat, don't they?
Neon Koopa: Luigi: AHHH! Mario, you look like Bowser!
Neon Koopa: Luigi just gave himself a wedgie.
Neon Koopa: Luigi: OMG! It's Godzilla! What a FREAK!

Jalvo the Slime: Hey King Dad, don't ve look like the Mario Bros? Now we can steal Peach unexpectedly!***FIRST PRIZE***
Jalvo the Slime: Luigi: Mario, we will definitely win the Failure Contest!

J-bit: Mario Koopa's mind began to blank out after he realized Luigi Koopa had no overalls on.

nathan: Why did you turn us into Koopas, Mario?!

Superstarsaga7: Luigi: Mario, you look even fatter than usual.

Cubone: Mario: Auugghh!!! Lemmy thought it would be funny to change us into lizards! Someone should tell him April Fool's Day
Cubone: has been over for months!

Baby Mario: Koopa Luigi: Oh no, Mario! You ate my last cheese sandwich! Koopas are lactose intolerant!
Baby Mario: Hmm, what's wrong with this picture? I'll answer A, Mario's mustache is crooked!
Baby Mario: Koopa Mario: Well, this isn't so bad. We can become high-paid actors for Jurassic Park 7, commit a felony, and then
Baby Mario: escape to Desert Land for the rest of our lives.
Baby Mario: Koopa Luigi: OH MY GOSH! THIS IS A TERRIBLE SITUATION!!! MARIO, HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO BRING THE
Baby Mario: DONUTS?!
Baby Mario: I just realized that was a stupid plan Bowser made. Now all the minions are under Mario and Luigi's rule, so they can't
Baby Mario: be hurt. And, they now have boosted fire-breathing powers. The only downside is that it will be difficult for them to
Baby Mario: use the bathroom.

Coshithespriteyoshi: Ludwig's Transforomatic worked! Now, he would use it to finish some unsettled business with Larry for
Coshithespriteyoshi: eating his chocolate...

King Boo: Luigi: Mario! PEACH IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Mario Koopa: Luigi: Mario! You turned the trash can into a Koopa and you turned yourself into a trash can!

Static-Z: Mario: Luigi, we won't need that wand to change us back to normal; these are only costumes, remember? **GOOD
Static-Z: PRIZE**
Static-Z: It's on the night of Halloween, and the Mario Bros. are dressed in their costumes. Luigi started yelling at Mario when he
Static-Z: noticed that Mario, who was carrying the candy basket, had eaten everything- including the basket!
Static-Z: Luigi: Mario! You should have told me that it was Halloween; I was intending to finally break it to Peach that we are really
Static-Z: reptiles!

P.T. Piranha: Luigi: That's Mama Bowser to you, Mario!

Fireball: Luigi: YOU ARE UGLY, MARIO!

Michael: Luigi: I know we're transformed into stinky Koopas and may never get married beacause of our ugliness, but it ain't so
Michael: bad, Mario!
Michael: Super Koopa Bros! Don't buy now!

WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: What part of "Don't Touch" do you not understand?
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: Great, just in time for my date with Peach...
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: This is one of the reasons I hate you so much, Mario! You don't read the instructions!
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: Look at the bright side, Luigi! You're your favorite color now!
WendyRulez and Co: This explains Caption 240...
WendyRulez and Co: Kamek: Why didn't I think of this before?
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: I've tried to end your game enough times as it is, Mario! Don't add turning me into a Koopa to my Nile
WendyRulez and Co: River-long list of motives!

George 200: Mario: Luigi, why did you dare me to do this?! I HATE YOOOUUU! I look like a dumb Koopa in overalls!!!

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