Mario Kid: New game! Baby Mario Brothers!!! Rated IO, for Idiots Only!!! Buy now for 1 cent!

Ravyn78: Baby Mario: Hey guys. How about I race you to the next castle?

Mario Koopa: Mario: We'll get you for STEALING MY SHOES!!!

Blaze Koopa: Peach: WAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANNA WIDE YOSHI!!!
Blaze Koopa: Mario: Aw! How come Bowser gets toes?! I want toes!
Blaze Koopa: Mario: GIMME BACK MY DOLLIE!!! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Blaze Koopa: Yoshi: Come back, Bowser! I want Peach! Mario's too heavy!

doopliss' twin: Is it Valentines Day already?

Daisyplayer1: Introducing, Super Mario World 3: Back in Time! It's just like Super Mario World except the main characters are
Daisyplayer1: babies!
Daisyplayer1: Baby Peach: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I WANT MAWIO!
Daisyplayer1: Baby Mario: Dananananana dananananana! Me will save you!

Luigi for life: Bowser: Don't worry, I just need to change Peach's nappy!

Boxman: Mario: Hey Bowser, have you seen Daisy around?
Boxman: This is why no games were made about Mario's teenage years.
Boxman: Yoshi: Peach, when are you going to let go of that binky? IT'S BEEN LIKE TEN YEARS!
Boxman: Mario: Now Bowser, I have finally found out who stole Peach, the middle piece of my outfit, and Yoshi's happy place. IT
Boxman: WAS WARIO!

wario man: Bowser: Ha ha ha! Now everyone is babyfied! Now I will turn Princess Peach into what I wanted her to be... a Walmart
wario man: custodian.

Psycho Pebble: Baby Mario: You're doing it wrong, Bowser! You were supposed to kidnap me this time!
Psycho Pebble: Baby Mario: Dude, that's not Peach! It's Luigi dressed as her!
Psycho Pebble: Baby Mario: Are you sure that's the correct way to play Tag?
Psycho Pebble: Baby Mario: Okay! I kidnapped the princess for you! Now give my shoes back!
Psycho Pebble: Baby Mario: Hey! You're not Daisy! I'm leaving!
Psycho Pebble: Mario: Is that how my future will be? Saving that crybaby from some monster for the rest of my life? Forget it! I'm
Psycho Pebble: going to work at Burger King instead! **GOOD PRIZE**
Psycho Pebble: Baby Mario: We can beat Bowser and rescue the princess, right Luigi?! ... Luigi?
Psycho Pebble: Baby Mario: Hey! You can't kidnap her yet! She still hasn't sent me a letter!
Psycho Pebble: Baby Mario: Bowser, no swiping! Bowser, no swiping! Oh wait, this doesn't work here, does it?
Psycho Pebble: This is definitely more enjoyable to watch than Rugrats.
Psycho Pebble: Baby Mario: I thought it was my turn to be the villain now.
Psycho Pebble: That's why everyone tried their best to not say "kid" and "nap" in the same sentence near Bowser.
Psycho Pebble: Baby Mario: Bowser, you idiot! You won't be able to make her stop crying by pressing her stomach! She is not a
Psycho Pebble: doll!
Psycho Pebble: Baby Peach: THAT BOY IS THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO SAVE ME!!!
Psycho Pebble: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Psycho Pebble: This is what happens when the kids don't get their apple juice.
Psycho Pebble: Kids' Father: That's it! No more Mario games for you boys!
Psycho Pebble: Just the kids fighting over the last cookie.
Psycho Pebble: Baby Mario: Am I the only one angry with the fact that we have no fingers?
Psycho Pebble: Baby Mario: NOOO!!! He stole my pacifier! Oh, and the princess too, but I don't really care about her.
Psycho Pebble: Baby Bowser: I won't return the princess until she teaches me how to say "papa"!
Psycho Pebble: Baby Bowser: Here's your punishment! CHANGE HER DIAPERS!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Shadowbowser: It's New Super Mario Bros. + Yoshi, but this time the Babies will go from world to world.

Super Goomba: Little do they know, they are in a lot of trouble, as King Bowser Koopa doesn't like time travelers bursting into his
Super Goomba: castle uninvited.
Super Goomba: Baby Mario: There' no, there's no stinkin' poopyhead you, you big ol'... (To understand this caption, please read
Super Goomba: my script for the Mario Cartoons "Little Marios" live action segment)
Super Goomba: Baby Peach: WAAAAAH! Don't let them take me away from you, Baby Bowser! WAAAAH!
Super Goomba: Ludwig accidentally turned on his time traveling device, his speech enabling device, and his Yoshi shrinking
Super Goomba: device all at once.
Super Goomba: Luigi (offscreen): GET OUT OF-A MY HOUSE!!! Wait, didn't I already say that in Caption 248?

J-bit: Baby Mario: You evil scum! Hand back over the Barney video or else, Bowser!

Shell Mario: Mario: Giddy UP, Yoshi! Come on! We've got to be the first to get the NEW Mario Galaxy design diapers! **GOOD
Shell Mario: PRIZE**
Shell Mario: Yoshi: Gimme back my Dracula teeth!

P.T. Piranha: Baby Bowser: Bwahaha! Hopefully I'll win and this'll never, ever, EVER, happen again!

Mariorulez: Simon Cowell's opinion on the play "The Princess is Missing", three words: Worst. Play. Ever.

Mr.L's brother: Baby Peach: Fine fine, I'll give you the last cupcake! Waah waah!

Silver Boom Boom: Baby Mario's feet smelled so bad that they caused Baby Peach to cry... and had everyone mysteriously lose
Silver Boom Boom: their fingers!

Neon Koopa: Baby Bowser: Yoshi, why have you got a cardboard cutout of Mario on your back?

Danny: Yoshi: Mario, get off me, you weigh A LOT more than me!
Danny: Mario: Bowser, I'm the princess, kidnap me!

Ness vs Mario: Baby Peach: Mario! Save me fwom this wet-willy monsta!

Cubone: Baby Bowser: Quick! I'll hold Peach, Mario, there's a War Hammer out in my locker! Go get it! Yoshi, you just stand there
Cubone: and look pretty.

Bullet Ben: Baby Mario: Yoshi! Quickly, defeat him so we can get out of this roughly drawn nightmare!

Tyler: What happens when Baby Mario annoys Baby Peach to death.

Ham: Peach: Ahh! Get off me! Bowser's supposed to kidnap me... not YOU!

Your Twin the Fourth: Baby Mario: ^*%^*%^$^$*$&%&, E. Gadd! You and that Scene Replayer that you ^$&$^&%%*^&*%* fused
Your Twin the Fourth: with your time machine!

Phantos67: Mario: Hey! Come back here!
Phantos67: Baby Bowser: That's a good one.

baby mario: Looks like my ancestor has been saving Peach before me.
baby mario: Kamek: It seems it's no different today than 37 years ago.
baby mario: Mario: Uh oh, I'm having that deja vu moment again... Or I have to use the bathroom.
baby mario: Narrator: And from this we learn that Bowser is the worst babysitter.
baby mario: Narrator: The Yoshi. The first ever racing kart.
baby mario: Mario: And that's our prom picture, and this is when we were toddlers...

Amber Koopa: Baby Peach: Ahh! Bowser! Help! Mario's after us!

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