Waluigi's Twin: After the first five minutes in, it was unanimously decided that Super Mario Rain-Shine wasn't going to be a
Waluigi's Twin: best-seller.

Ravyn78: Mario: How can it be raining in Mario Sunshine? It must be Shadow Mario!

Psycho Pebble: Mario: What did Croco steal from Mallow this time?!
Psycho Pebble: It seems Mario has found a new enemy in his life, the Weather Girl from Channel 7!
Psycho Pebble: Mario: This is supposed to be Super Mario Sunshine, not Super Mario Rainfall!
Psycho Pebble: Mario: It's not actually raining. Luigi just destroyed the Water Tower!
Psycho Pebble: This is Huff N. Puff taking revenge on Mario...
Psycho Pebble: Toadsworth: How many times do I need to tell you, Princess!? You have five fingers, not four!

Chase: Mario: Err... Why are long threads of string falling from the sky?
Chase: Toadsworth: FALLING STRING! THE SIGN OF... UM... FALLING STRING!
Chase: Peach: Time for my monthly arm inspection... Hm... Good... Excellent... *gasp* A PIMPLE!!! EEEEKKKK!!!

Daisyplayer1: Mario: Gee, those owners of Delfino Plaza are ripoff artists! At least there's a plane coming by, 'cause we're outta
Daisyplayer1: here!
Daisyplayer1: Toadsworth: PEACH! DON'T STAND IN THE RAIN! YOU'LL GET YOUR DRESS WET!
Daisyplayer1: Peach: Where's my money, Toadsworth?! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Neon Koopa: As Toadsworth tried for the fifth time to explain to Peach why it wasn't raining under the shelter, he realized each
Neon Koopa: attempt was in vain.
Neon Koopa: Mario: OMG! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! IT'S RAINING! OMG, OMG, OMG!!!
Neon Koopa: Mario: I'm siiiingin' in the rain, I'm siiiiingin' in the rain! What a glooooorious feeeeeling, I'm hap, hap, happy again!
Neon Koopa: Mario: Why does it always rain on meeeeee?
Neon Koopa: Peach: Hey! My raindrop dried up! I DEMAND A REFUND!!!
Neon Koopa: Toadsworth: I'm terribly sorry, Princess, but I cannot be seen with you unless you change your dress. Those colors
Neon Koopa: clash horribly!
Neon Koopa: Toadsworth: Um, Peach, you do realize that you have an umbrella with you, correct? WE  HAVE BEEN STANDING
Neon Koopa: HERE FOR TWO HOURS AND YOU HAD NO IDEA?! Sometimes, Peach, you make me lose my patience, just a little
Neon Koopa: bit...
Neon Koopa: Peach: I swear I put nail polish on this morning...
Neon Koopa: Mario was getting so desperate for food, he began to search his own underwear.
Neon Koopa: Toadsworth: TUT, tut, tut. You see, Princess, this is what happens when you upset DAD.
Neon Koopa: DAD: WHY, PRINCESS? WHY WON'T YOU GO OUT WITH ME? WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Neon Koopa: Toadsworth: Remind me again why this game is called Mario "Sunshine"?
Neon Koopa: Bowser Jr. (off-screen): Hee hee hee! Now no one will know I wet myself!
Neon Koopa: Toadsworth: OMG! Peach! Mario! It's George Samson! OMG, OMG!!!
Neon Koopa: Mario: It's rainin' girls! Hallelujah, it's rainin' girls...!
Neon Koopa: Peach: Toadsworth, why is there a poster advertising the airport when we are already here?!

Danny: Mario: Run over my hand, airplane!
Danny: Peach: I CAN'T FEEL MY HAND!
Danny: Toadsworth: (I feel like jabbing Peach today.)

warioman: Mario: Ahhhhh! Bowser turned his doomship pink and is going to steal our cheese!

Luigi for life: Peach: I thought I said I wanted a taxi.

Ness vs Mario: Toadsworth: I'm not entirely sure, Peach, but I think there might be a chance that it could possibly be raining...

warioman: Toadsworth: Actually Lemmy's Land Airport's plane for good guys is on the other island down that dirt trail.

J-bit: Shadow Mario just invented a "Ruin Mario's Vacation" machine.

Amber Koopa: Peach: The description lied to us.
Amber Koopa: Toadsworth: Good gracious! We're getting shot at by the clouds! Everyone inside!

Eric the Koopa: Mario: Well, so much for cleaning the island.
Eric the Koopa: Toadsworth: Great googly moogly, it's red AND green!

Joshua: Peach: (to Toadsworth): Isle Delfino, it'a a paradise you said... I knew we've should've gone to Water Land!
Joshua: Mario: ... Global warming, my foot.

Luigi for life: Mario: I sure hope Luigi isn't the one flying that plane.
Luigi for life: Toadsworth: Miss Toadstool, how many times do I have to tell you not to touch the deadly acid rain?
Luigi for life: New game- Super Mario Airport! Work at the check-in desks, fly the planes, or just stand and stare at the falling rain.
Luigi for life: Only $2!
Luigi for life: Peach: How come HE gets to feel the rain?!
Luigi for life: Mario: Guys, hush! I'm looking for the lucky four-leafed raindrop!
Luigi for life: Peach: WHADDYA MEAN THIS ISN'T VEGAS?!

Shell Mario: Mario: Sorry Giga Bowser, I'll get to fixing your toilet later.
Shell Mario: Mario: I'm tirid of fixing pipes. I now realize how delicate these water droplets are. From now on I will fix water
Shell Mario: droplets...
Shell Mario: Mario: Oh no! Huff N. Puff's evil paper water drops are going to destroy me!
Shell Mario: Mario: Oh no! The Plit Water Tower is leaking! Now is the time to use my mighty putty!

dwyane wade: Toad: Haha! My umbrella is stuck to my head. **GOOD PRIZE**

Super Goomba: Peach: I sure wish that giant Lakitu would stop crying...
Super Goomba: Toadsworth: I'm sorry we cannot take our vacation today, as that cloud looks suspiciously bomb-shaped...
Super Goomba: Mario: Oh-a no! The rain will wash away the-a Atticus mark! THEN WHERE WILL WE-A BE?!
Super Goomba: Toadsworth: Maybe we should try waiting for our cab someplace other than the airport?
Super Goomba: Peach: HELP! The sign behind us reads "AIP" instead of "AIR"! Oh, wait, that's because my hair is covering it...

Bullet Ben: Peach: Why are my arms so thick? Normally, they're at least half this size.

Superstarsaga7: Toadsworth: It is not my fault it rained on the first day of our vacation.

WendyRulez and Co: Mario: Oh great! Some fool caused a time paradox so that it would be rainy instead of sunny on Isle Delfino!
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: Bowser!!! You used the Gameshark again!!!
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: Lovely day for a picnic!
WendyRulez and Co: Peach: I warned you not to make Toad cry, and look what happened, Mario!
WendyRulez and Co: Toadsworth: Staring at your hand is fun!

nathan: Peach: Mario! Why are we taking another vacation?! The last one we went on, I was kidnapped and the place we went
nathan: wasn't even pretty, there was no sunshine at all!

Shadowbowser: Mario: You said this is Super Mario Sunshine, not Super Mario Rainshine.
Shadowbowser: Well it looks like FLUDD won't be needed... **GOOD PRIZE**

Phantos67: Mario: I said we should go to Flipside or Delfino Island again, but no...
Phantos67: Peach: See, this is why I never marry him. He can argue with nobody!
Phantos67: Toadsworth: Is that a Lakitu holding a Spiny up there?

Fireball: Mario: My hand can't get wet because I wear a white glove... Take that, rain!

luigiluvr: It never occurred to Mario that he couldn't greet the rainfall because rain doesn't have hands.

baby mario: Peach: Okay, tell me again, what was the point of Super Mario Sunshine?
baby mario: Police Officer: You! You caused this rain, dry it up or we'll put you in jail!
baby mario: Narrator: And so begins another pointless Scribble...
baby mario: Peach: That tanning salon back there needs to close down.
baby mario: Toadsworth: Now now, boys! Don't touch that stuff! ... Oh, it's just rain.
baby mario: Toadsworth: Now, Mario, to clean up all this goop, we need that device there and your spectacular super jumps... I'm
baby mario: spouting useless information, aren't I?

Mariorulez: Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! ACID RAIN!!! I'M MELTING!!! *splat*
Mariorulez: Toadsworth: Quick, while Mario's in his fantasy, let's go to Arby's.
Mariorulez: Mario: Hey, Atticus isn't flying! CURSE YOUR NON-HELPFUL CLUES, YOU EVIL "AIR" POSTER.

Super Troopa: This is the reason why the original Super Mario Sunshine only sold two copies.
Super Troopa: Mario: Quick! Get Peach in before she melts!
Super Troopa: Toadsworth: I told you we shouldn't have left Mallow behind.
Super Troopa: Peach: This is why I told these idiots not to make every building a cardboard box!
Super Troopa: Toadsworth: No no no! You have to touch your finger to mine so we can phone home.
Super Troopa: Mario: I've seen Bowser stoop low, but seriously, he's using silly string?
Super Troopa: Peach: Yes, I know I have a parasol, but using your head is just... better.
Super Troopa: Mario: Of course I have psychic powers. I predicted it would rain but I just didn't tell you until now. I also predicted
Super Troopa: that you wouldn't believe me.
Super Troopa: Mario had to decide whether to press the cancellation button and stop the acid rain, thus saving the universe; or to
Super Troopa: bring back the joke with the banana.

Lakitufo: Toadsworth: Looks like the Shine Sprites need a vacation too...

Silver Boom Boom: Mario: It's a PERFECT day to fly a plane!
Silver Boom Boom: Mario: OH MY GOSH! NEEDLES ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY AND I WANT TO TOUCH ONE! YAY!!!

Jalvo the Slime: Peach: That's funny, where's my glove?
Jalvo the Slime: Our heroes come back to Delfino Plaza for... SUPER MARIO SHOWERS!!! Rated M for Mario Fans Only!!!

Butterfly Koopa: Peach: They call this a sun-fun island?!

Cubone: Mario: If I wanted a vacation this bad, I would have let Bowser kidnap me and relive the humiliation of Super Princess
Cubone: Peach!

boohooboo: Peach: I'm starting to think Delfino is too clean.

astromatt3: Mario: AHH! THERE'S LITTLE BLACK TREES GROWING ON MY HAND!!!
astromatt3: Toadsworth: This wall is quite... wall-ish.

The Nat: Toadsworth: I didn't know it could rain in video games!
The Nat: Mario: I thought it was supposed to be sunny on Isle Delfino.

agentminky: Toadsworth: You see, Princess, I'm sure the umbrella goes UPWARDS in the rain...

Static-Z: Mario: Darn, this was an acid rain and all the residents of Isle Delfino had to evacuate, leaving us stranded here... Well, at
Static-Z: least all the goop is gone now.
Static-Z: Toadsworth: Please tell me why the rest of the Toads are on the ceiling...?

nathan: Peach: I found my hand!
nathan: Luigi (off-screen): Why is everyone looking at their hands?
nathan: Peach: I knew we should have waited for Mario Party!

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