Shadowbowser: Mario: Um, Luigi, Peach wanted the sink inside, not outside in the middle of nowhere.
Shadowbowser: Luigi: Look Mario, I made my first sink.

Psycho Pebble: Luigi: It took us three days, but we finally managed to fix this sink! Now let's go fix the other 199 sinks!
Psycho Pebble: Mario: What's the point of washing our hands if we wear gloves?
Psycho Pebble: Mario: Cool! You managed to fix our sink! But was it necessary to blow up our entire house just for this?
Psycho Pebble: Luigi shows his newest invention, the Warp Sink! A revolutionary way to travel between places in a matter of
Psycho Pebble: seconds! Too bad for Luigi, though. They already have that in the Mushroom Kingdom!
Psycho Pebble: Mario: Is that the new house you built for us?!
Psycho Pebble: Luigi: What do you think of my new girlfriend, Mario?
Psycho Pebble: After many years of research, the Mario Brothers finally found the real identity of their mother.
Psycho Pebble: Luigi teaches Mario how to wash hands.
Psycho Pebble: Luigi: Look! I found a telephone!
Psycho Pebble: Luigi: Okay! We travelled through Desert Land, Water Land, Ice Land, Sky Land, and Grass Land to close this tap!
Psycho Pebble: Now, let's go back to our house.
Psycho Pebble: Luigi found the meaning of life... and Mario gets more confused than before.
Psycho Pebble: The day Luigi found the meaning of life... Guess more questions were raised than answered.
Psycho Pebble: Luigi: If we manage to get around this obstacle, we'll be able to finish the level! Any ideas?
Psycho Pebble: Mario: Those Amazing Races just keep getting weirder and weirder...
Psycho Pebble: Mario: You did a good job fixing that sink, Luigi, but do you think you can fix my eyebrows?
Psycho Pebble: Mario: I just realized, who is going to pay us?
Psycho Pebble: Luigi: Hey Bro, do you think you could put your head in this sink? I wanna see how idiots react when they lack
Psycho Pebble: oxygen.

Fireball: Luigi: I will now teach you how to be a plumber. This is called a sink... Now you say it. **GOOD PRIZE**

Your Twin the Fourth: Luigi: As you can see, Mario, the result of sticking cheese and pasta in a water fountain and asking your
Your Twin the Fourth: brother to fix it is that weird Lakitu in the background.

Daisyplayer1: Luigi: Well, at least I fixed the sink!
Daisyplayer1: Lakitu is up in the sky teaching his babies how to fly.
Daisyplayer1: Mario: Someone tell me what that sink doing's outside!

Shell Mario: Mario: Okay Luigi, I see it. So what do you want me to do about it?
Shell Mario: Luigi: Come on Mario, just take off your gloves and wash your hands. Something great will happen, so good I can't tell
Shell Mario: you.

Ravyn78: Luigi: It was a simple job, Mario. There was just a Lakitu stuck in the sink.

dwyane wade: Mario: Why would you build a bathroom in the backyard? People want to go in peace.
dwyane wade: Luigi: The MBP on my box stands for My Brother's Potty. Happy birthday, Mario.

Buks: Mario: OOOOH, preeety Lakitoooo...

Mario Koopa: Luigi: Hey, Bro! Have a drink! ... Oh, that toolbox? Uh, MBP doesn't stand for "Mr. Bob's Pranks"...
Mario Koopa: Lakitu: So that's where my tools went!
Mario Koopa: Luigi: We can use this to water Peach's garden!

J-bit: Mario: How are we supposed to fit in a pipe like that?

makoop: What you get when you cross Baby Luigi with a cloud.

Danny: Luigi: I fixed our house!
Danny: Lakitu: HELP!!! I'M FALLING DOWN!!!
Danny: Mario: Oooh! A weird warp pipe!

boohooboo: Lakitu: AHHHHHHHH!!! Mayday! Mayday!

Waluigi's Twin: Mario: Yes, Luigi, I see you fixed the sink... Now, what happened to the REST of the house?!

Neon Koopa: Luigi: Check it out, Mario, a sink plant!
Neon Koopa: Luigi: Our new house is great! It may not have any walls, BUT WE HAVE A SINK! WOOO!!!
Neon Koopa: Mario: Well done, Luigi! Your plumber training is now complete!
Neon Koopa: Mario: Hey, Luigi? Why are your eyes yellow?
Neon Koopa: Mario: Um, Luigi? The house you were supposed to install the sink in is 60 miles away!!!
Neon Koopa: Luigi: I finally caught it! When the guy said his sink was running, he wasn't kidding!
Neon Koopa: Lakitu: So the grass IS greener on the other side!
Neon Koopa: Luigi: This plant's great! It waters itself! The shop can consider it sold!
Neon Koopa: Mario: Nice one, Luigi! Now people aimlessly wandering around will pay to wash their hands!
Neon Koopa: Mario: Great! Now we can wash away that Atticus mark!
Neon Koopa: Luigi: This sink will cure all the hills' chicken pox!
Neon Koopa: Mario: Luigi, they told us to put a sink in every country, not every countryside!

ghettobananachris: Luigi: So Mario, as you can plainly see, there is a random Lakitu buzzing around in the background.

Luigi for life: Mario: Now that just isn't fair.
Luigi for life: Mario: Okay... I admit it... You WOULD win "The Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent".
Luigi for life: Lakitu: HEY! That's my bathroom sink!

BR: Luigi: It's a sink, Mario.
BR: Lakitu: Idiots.

james issac koopa: Mario: I don't care how many coins are in there, I'm not going through it, Luigi! ***FIRST PRIZE***
james issac koopa: Lakitu in background: Ha! As soon as the Mario Brothers drink from that fountain, they're going to get a lot
james issac koopa: more than water!
james issac koopa: Mario: I don't know, Luigi, you think I'm gonna find coins down there?

Shrugger Shroob: Lakitu: Why do I look like a thumb?
Shrugger Shroob: Luigi: All you have to do is fix the plumbing and you can proceed! (To your doom in the form of a booby trap I
Shrugger Shroob: set...)
Shrugger Shroob: Bushes: AHH! We have chickenpox and those clouds stole our eyes!
Shrugger Shroob: Atticus Mark: (hypnotically) Luigi... Do exactly as I say...
Shrugger Shroob: Toad (on top of Bush 2 going left to right): Oh for Pete's sake, get in the warp pipe already!

nathan: Luigi: Look Mario! I washed my hands!

Douglas Carr: Luigi: And this, Mario, is the sink. First you turn the tap and then you get angry because it doesn't work.
Douglas Carr: Luigi tries to outdo Mario by inventing the sink when Mario made the cavephone.
Douglas Carr: Lakitu: I'M GOING TO DIE!!!

Silver Boom Boom: Mario: Hey, Luigi, you DO know that the hills here DON'T have eyes, right?
Silver Boom Boom: Luigi: Mario, if you can't fix this drinking fountain with my help, then just do it your stinking self!
Silver Boom Boom: Mario: (My name is-a Mario Mario! I just like to say it over and over! MARIO MARIO, MARIO MARIO, MARIO
Silver Boom Boom: MARIO, MARIO MARIO, FRED FREDBURGER... SHOOT!)
Silver Boom Boom: This proves that you CAN get your eyes stuck in the crossed position... that is, if you are Mario.

Superstarsaga: Mario: Luigi, when I asked you to fix the sink, I meant the one in the house. **GOOD PRIZE**

Coshithepsriteyoshi: Luigi: Because of how the gas prices these days put us in debt, I sold our house, and look! We had enough
Coshithepsriteyoshi: money to keep our sink!

Cubone: Luigi: I swear the sink talked to me! I'm not crazy!

Kkadwell: The NEW bold look of Kohler... as explained by the company's most recently hired representative.

P.T. Piranha: Mario: Wow, that's great, Luigi, now let me just tell Peach I did it- I mean you did it.

Koop: Luigi: I am the first person EVER to put a sink in Grass Land, so now you will never have to worry about your gloves being dirty ever
Koop: again!

Liggy: Luigi finally tells Mario what a sink is.
Liggy: Cloud: What's that guy in the green hat saying?
Liggy: Cloud on right: Luigi, the warp pipe is below me!

Yoshi Boo: Luigi: Hey Mario, I think Bowser blew up our house and I think that the faucet is the only thing left that survived. Heh. Oh well.
Yoshi Boo: But anyway...

Boxman: Mario: Luigi, Goombas don't have hands... Wait, if they don't have hands, THEN HOW DO THEY EAT AND HOLD BASEBALL Boxman: BATS?!

Super Goomba: Luigi: And that, Mario, is how you disguise Bowser as a kitchen sink.
Super Goomba: Clouds: And so, Mario and Luigi fixed the kitchen sink Bowser had evilly stuck in the middle of the field, and peace returned
Super Goomba: to the Mushroom Kingdom. This concludes our "magic doll" play.

Jalvo the Slime: This was the spot to fix the sink 'til Mario realized they were outdoors.

nathan: Luigi: Hey-a Mario, when Lakitu stole our house he left the sink!

Blah: Luigi: The good news is, I bought a new sink. The bad news is, I had to sell the house in order to get enough money for it.

Bob: The innocent-looking Lakitu hoped they wouldn't fix the acid water fountain.

HB: Luigi: Where is my wrench?

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