Daisyplayer1: Toadette: I told Toad that waterskiing was a bad idea.
Daisyplayer1: Bullet Bill Peach: Muahahahaha! With my Bullet Bill powers I'll ruin Toad and Toadette's date so they won't slack off
Daisyplayer1: again!
Daisyplayer1: Toadette: Oh my goodness! Why is that Bullet Bill wearing Peach's crown?!

James issac koopa: King Bullet Bill: Taste the power of tacos!

Waluigi's Twin: Toadette barely avoided a Bullet Bill, has a Red Shell on her tail and a Toad hanging onto her hair, a Blue Shell is
Waluigi's Twin: chasing her off-camera, and she's about to run over a cliff... But at least she saved 15% off of her kart insurance by
Waluigi's Twin: switching to Geico!

agentminky: New from Nintendo: Mario Kart Super Sinkers.
agentminky: Toadette: I told them they shouldn't have a secret water course in Mario Kart Wii, but would they listen? Nooo!
agentminky: Bullet Bill: MWA-HA-HA-HAAA... I am king of the Bullet Bills!
agentminky: Toadette: I told you we should have used a two-seater for Mario Kart Double Dash!

Fireball: Toadette: You told me this is where you kiss each other... not race again!

Ness vs Mario: Toad: Ahh! A duck!

lewman99: Peach (possessed by a Bullet Bill) flying past Toad and Toadette on her way to Nintendo to replace Shrowser as the
lewman99: final boss in M&L2. **GOOD PRIZE**

Ravyn78: Toad: (to Toadette) Quick, get your Quacker out of the way! He's going to explode again because he had Bowser's chili
Ravyn78: last night!

Coshithespriteyoshi: Toadette: Wow, Bullet King, you're on fire! ... Literally.

Neon Koopa: Toadette: Peach's farts are diabolical!
Neon Koopa: Toad attempting to water ski.
Neon Koopa: Toadette: Forget bikes and karts, this pedal boat is awesome!
Neon Koopa: Toadette: Aw crud, we're eighth again!!!
Neon Koopa: Toad: */<@##?***&%$$@@!!!

George 200: Toadette: WAAAAAH! HE STOLE MAH CROWN! I MEAN PEACH'S!

Michael: Toad: You know, this is a slide in a waterpark, not a tube in Koopa Cape!**GOOD PRIZE**
Michael: Peach Bullet Bill: Yeah, I'm really on fire... AAHHH! I'M REALLY ON FIRE!
Michael: Toadette: This is terrible... My teeth look like there's somebody else in a Toadette suit!
Michael: Toad: We've gotta stop; you know the old saying, don't touch the fiery back of a Bullet Bill when you're on a Quacker or
Michael: you'll burn a fiery, horrible death!
Michael: The easy lesson on how to tame and ride ducks.

Sky-Guy: Toadette: TOAD! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP GRABBING MY HAIR?! Just because King Boo turned
Sky-Guy: into a Bullet Bill and dashed into us and a Red Shell is chasing doesn't mean that you can avoid my rules!

Superstarsaga: Toadette: Toad, pulling my hair isn't going to get Princess Peach's crown back.

Danny: Bullet Bill: HELP!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!
Danny: Toadette: How do you turn this rubber ducky on? ***FIRST PRIZE***
Danny: Toad: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

warioman: Koopa: What?! Where's my kart? Everyone knows I at least get a stroller.

Shell Mario: Mario Kart... Uh, Nintendo ran out of name ideas.
Shell Mario: Toad loses control of his shell kart, Toadette is riding a duck unbeknownst to Nintendo, and Peach is on fire while on
Shell Mario: the water. What is going on?!

Neon Koopa: Peach: Fire in the hole! *snicker...*

Aluigi: Toadette: For the last time, I know where Sky Land is!

Chase: Toad: YAY! TOADETTE, I'M GONNA PULL YOUR HAIR OUT!
Chase: Toadette: Ee...p... t...oo fast!

iggy koopa jr: Bullet Bill: I'm gunna melt your duck!

antiriku: Toad: Hey, Toadette, your cotton candy pigtails taste good!

carpaccio: Toad: Come on, Toadette! We're gonna win the race! Let's ram King Bullet Bill out of the race! And if we ca... Uh oh, if
carpaccio: we hit him then we will blow up. ARGHHHHHH!

luigiluvr: The Toads rebel on the comeback of Mario Kart Double Dash!!.

Firestar: Duck: Flames on one side, speeding shell on the other...  This can't end well.

MarioRulez: It's the new hit game for the DS: Retarted Mario Kart! With Rubber Ducky Kart and featuring the Bullet Bill King!

Psycho Pebble: Guess Toad and Toadette already have their opinions about the Scribbles section of Lemmy's Land.
Psycho Pebble: Bowser (off-screen): Dang it! I need to practice my aim more!
Psycho Pebble: You can easily tell from this picture that Nintendo is running out of ideas for new Mario Kart games.

matrix guy: Toadette: Are you sure this is the safest way to make roast duck?

Metaknight82: Toadette: Oww Oww owwwwwwwww! Hair! Hair!

nick: A typical day in the amusement park on the swan ride.
nick: Toad: After him, Toadette! He is stealing Peach's crown!
nick: Toadette: Toad, why couldn't you get your own boat?
nick: Bullet Bill: Arrggh, I tried explaining to them I'm their item, but no, they think I'm a black cake.
nick: Fire on Bullet Bill's back: I got a free ride- What? You say I'm a part of Bullet Bill?

DaisyGirl: Toad and Toadette: I HATE MARIO BOATS WII!!!
DaisyGirl: Toad: Oh God! He farted!!!
DaisyGirl: Toad: TOADETTE, NO!!! HE'S NOT A HAIRDRESSER!!!
DaisyGirl: Toadette: Toad, this is the last time we go fishing!
DaisyGirl: Toad: Protect me, darling! The shell's haunting me like the Tails Doll!!!
DaisyGirl: Toad: Instead of a thrill ride, this is more like a "ill" ride!
DaisyGirl: Toad: Woah, Toadette! When I told you it swept me off my feet, I didn't mean it literally!

Nintenbro0: Toad: Toadette, I told you this isn't Double Dash!

Tahu: Toad: Doesn't Banzai realize? If you are in mid-flight during a Caption, you're stuck that way FOREVER!

Amber Koopa: Toad's down+B special move.

George 200: New Game! Mario Boats: Double Dash!!! Buy now for 1,000,000,000,000,000 coins! Rated OMG for... you could guess.

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