Mario Koopa: Lemmy: The plan's perfect; Mario will talk to the Bullet Bill disguised as Mario, then the huge Mario doll will fall down
Mario Koopa: and crush him and- Ack! A fly flew into my mouth!

Psycho Pebble: Lemmy finally learned to never mess with Ludwig's Time Machine ever again.
Psycho Pebble: Now you know why remakes are ALWAYS a bad idea.
Psycho Pebble: Now Lemmy knows that taking the warp pipe to Iraq is not the best thing to do.
Psycho Pebble: It's incredible what an 8-Bit character needs to beat a 16-Bit boss.
Psycho Pebble: Lemmy: Dang it! Who painted the clouds blue?!
Psycho Pebble: Yep! That's what happens when Lemmy goes on vacation and lets Mario and his clones take care of Lemmy's
Psycho Pebble: Land, now known as Lemmy's Wasteland.
Psycho Pebble: Lemmy discovers the wonders of the Gameshark.
Psycho Pebble: Lemmy: That's it! Iggy is not cooking for me anymore!

nick: The black Mario is what came out of the cannon.
nick: Lemmy: Mario, I don't think sitting on a block will help you lose weight.
nick: If the Super Mario Brothers Mario doesn't move out of the way soon, he may become even less graphical.
nick: Black and White Mario: Ha, I can fit in a cannon.
nick: Lemmy: All of those Marios are so busy arguing about which of them could jump the highest, they didn't notice I strapped
nick: bombs on them even though I tripped on them a few times.
nick: SMB Mario: It's amazing what I would do to impress myself.

Superstarsaga: Mario (from Mario Land): Am I really going to be that fat in the future?

Waluigi's Twin: Lemmy: Why do those three guys seem so... familiar?
Waluigi's Twin: 8-Bit Mario: (to Black and White Mario) Oh yeah?! Well, if you're so advanced, how come I'M the taller one?

Pirate-Guy: Lemmy: Hey you, the fat Mario! Can I use you as a ball?

Daisyplayer1: Lemmy: OH MY GOODNESS! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MARIOS AT THE SAME TIME?!
Daisyplayer1: Gray Mario: Sorry I'm late. A swarm of Cheep Cheeps were blocking my way.
Daisyplayer1: SMW Mario: WHEEEEEEEEEEE! I'M FAT! ME WANT TO SMASH BRICK BLOCK!

Ness vs Mario: GBA Mario: NES Mario, please tell me that this fat guy above us isn't going to be me in five years.

Shell Mario: The Mario family tree might have been complete, but one of the Marios swallowed the New Super Mario.

Neon Koopa: Lemmy: Mario... Mario... Mario? AHHHHHHHH!!!
Neon Koopa: Lemmy: ... I think I'm at the wrong address.
Neon Koopa: Lemmy: C'mon you cruddy cannon, I'm HUNGRY!!!
Neon Koopa: Lemmy waited expectantly for a Bullet Bill to shoot out so he could swallow it whole.
Neon Koopa: Black and White Mario: You are the fattest guy I have ever seen. No one could be fatter than you.
Neon Koopa: Lemmy: WHERE THE *@$(?@@* AM I?!

Cubone: How many Mario counterparts does it take to get the original Mario to wake up?

Your Twin the Fourth: Mario: Dang! This is what I get for using Action Replay to flee to World 1-1 from Super Mario World!

Fireball: Non-Color Mario: Wario, get out of that Mario costume, and Luigi, stop pretending to me again!

tt the koopaling: Mario: OMG! I am a fatty!

zz1666: Obviously Ludwig's invention, "The Bowser Blaster", which was supposed to launch several Bowsers at Mario, backfired zz1666: and simply made more Marios.
zz1666: Lemmy: This is the strangest dream ever, and why isn't that Mario colored?

Silver Boom Boom: Lemmy: Great, just great. Out of all the people to steal my battle tactic from Super Mario World, it just HAD to
Silver Boom Boom: be HIM!!! **GOOD PRIZE**
Silver Boom Boom: Each version of Mario learned a valuable lesson. One version learned that gray is the new red, one version
Silver Boom Boom: learned that the overuse of P Balloons can cause intense bloating, and one version learned to not stand in the
Silver Boom Boom: same place for a long amount of time, especially when there is a Koopaling afoot.

shawn: Lemmy: Holy potatoes, it's a fat guy convention!

Shell Mario: Wario's plan was working, he had managed to squeeze into a Mario costume and had stuffed all the item boxes with
Shell Mario: Bob-ombs, but now he would have to hold all of his farts or else he might trigger the Bob-ombs.

Ravyn78: Lemmy: I must have hit my head on the pipe because all I see are Marios.

George 200: Lemmy: The air tastes good!
George 200: SMW Mario: Ugh... Too much... pasta...

Cubone: Larry (offstage): Welcome to "Which one is it?"! Today Lemmy Koopa will be guessing which Mario is the real Mario. If he
Cubone: loses, I get to shoot him with this Bullet Bill Blaster. **GOOD PRIZE**
Cubone: Lemmy: Only I'M allowed to split into three!

WendyRulez and Co: Lemmy: Darn it, Mario! Why don't you get your own ideas?!

Jalvo the Slime: Lemmy: One idiot was enough, but three?! AHHH! MOMMY!

antiriku: Mario: Why is Wendy in that pipe without her makeup on?! Oh wait! That a Paratroopa!

Mariorulez: Lemmy: (pointing to BB Blaster) Now, thanks to Ludwig's Nuke Bill Blaster (NBB), the Marios will never get to King Mariorulez: Dad... cuz they can't without beating Level 1-1! I'm such an evil mastermind! ***FIRST PRIZE***

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