Psycho Pebble: Toad on the Left: This fight isn't fair! The Rocky Wrench should have two guns instead of one.
Psycho Pebble: Toad on the Right: Those two have been fighting over a coin for two weeks, and they still don't realize that Luigi
Psycho Pebble: took it on the first day.
Psycho Pebble: When asked about who was going to win the battle, the Toad on the right replied "The drunk man driving a truck
Psycho Pebble: in their direction."
Psycho Pebble: Isn't it incredible how the difficulty of a game increases when Bowser actually pays his minions? ***FIRST
Psycho Pebble: PRIZE***
Psycho Pebble: The precautions of a mailman to get past Mario's guard dog.
Psycho Pebble: Toad on the Left: I swear! There were more than one-hundred tanks here before Mario swallowed them all in less
Psycho Pebble: than a second! There's something about that plumber that I don't like!
Psycho Pebble: Mario: Take those two away and hurt them until they learn to give me the three chests instead of one.
Psycho Pebble: Toad on the Left: Should we tell the Tank Dude that the Second World War has been over for more than fifty years
Psycho Pebble: already?
Psycho Pebble: Mario: It's official! Those Toads DO hate me!
Psycho Pebble: The government finally recognized Mario's stupidity to be a threat to the world.

Fireball: Rocky Wrench: I told you to stay off my lawn, Mario! That frog costume does not fool me!

nick: Rocky Wrench: Hahaha, this tank shoots not bullets, bombs, or a baddie, instead it shoots Frog Suits! Ha, Mario doesn't
nick: stand a chance! **GOOD PRIZE**
nick: Mario: I was hoping a Star, Tanooki Suit, or at least a Fire Flower would come out of the Note Blocks, but no, three Frog Suits
nick: come out!
nick: Toad: Are you sure these mustaches make us look like Mario?
nick: Toad: We hiked 10,000 miles to see Mario?!
nick: Toad that isn't mad: I bet 5,687,855 coins that the Note Blocks will win this fight!

Jukilum: A tank! Quick, initiate frog imitation!
Jukilum: Toad: Here's the plan, while Mario is the bait, we can... just sit here and watch.
Jukilum: Rocky Wrench: You are under arrest for frog impersonation.
Jukilum: Toad: I place my bet on the tank.
Jukilum: Toad: So... who's gonna get us down after they shoot the frog?

Daisyplayer1: Toad #1: Is this battle Frog Mario vs. Rocky Wrench? I thought it was Meta Knight, Lucario, and Fox McCloud vs.
Daisyplayer1: Sonic.
Daisyplayer1: Rocky Wrench: Hey Mario, what's up... PREPARE TO DIE!
Daisyplayer1: Toad #2: Why is Mario wearing a Frog Suit? There is no water here!

Superstarsaga: Toad 1: How come you get the Tanker as a starting Pokemon and I get the dumb frog that looks like Mario? Superstarsaga: **GOOD PRIZE**

Neon Koopa: Left Toad: You forgot the popcorn. You actually forgot the popcorn. Wait, why do I care?
Neon Koopa: Mario: Sorry, you're looking for who? Mario? Sorry, I've never heard of him, cos I'm just a lowly frog with no life that Neon Koopa: is going to Bowser's castle for no reason whatsoever, so, please, just ignore me.
Neon Koopa: Right Toad: I told you we should have gone and seen Star Wars.
Neon Koopa: Even though the Toads were sitting there, screaming that the princess was at a different castle, Mario didn't want to
Neon Koopa: ruin the tradition.
Neon Koopa: Toad on right: Pretty music...

Luigi for life: Toad: Change the channel.
Luigi for life: Toad on left: I'm so annoyed. Not only is a clone of myself sitting here, but Mario has stolen the Frog Suit I gave to
Luigi for life: Luigi, AND that guy's tank is not even for sale!

Joshua: Toad had to admit, his Sports Hall had nothing on Roy's...

Ness vs Mario: Toad 1: Wasn't it a great prank to tell Mr. Mondo Mole that that frog ate his cookie?
Ness vs Mario: Toad 1: Quick, frog! Duck under a white block!

warioman: Toad on left: Is it just me or is Roy's Sports Hall getting dumber?

Mario Koopa: Gopher: My arm's too short to pick my nose!
Mario Koopa: Frog Mario: Rosebud!
Mario Koopa: Toad: Hey, if we're this big in the background, we're probably Godzilla-sized up close!

WendyRulez and Co: Toad: I think Mario's ripping us off.

Ravyn78: Both Toads: (to Mario) Go to World 5, Mario. It breaks us up seeing you in your Frog Suit in a Kuribo's Shoe.

antiriku: Lemmy (offscreen): The newest Mario game: Toad and Toadette, Rescue Rangers.

Phantos67: Toad on the left: What happens when a frog, a mole in an army tank, and three music boxes come in the same panel.
Phantos67: Toad on the right: This is so boring.

Cubone: Toad #1: Hey, who's that fat and ugly frog that's gonna get squashed by the tank? He seems familiar...

Shell Mario: Mario: (to Rocky Wrench) You and what army?!
Shell Mario: Toad (the angry one): What do you mean that's not Frogger?
Shell Mario: Mario: When I defeat you I'll remove your eye mask and I'll find out who you are. And why you stole my Rocky
Shell Mario: Wrenches.
Shell Mario: Mario is playing leap frog with himself. The process is that he jumps once with the suit on, then takes it off and jumps
Shell Mario: over the suit, and so on.
Shell Mario: What really happens when you turn off the system.

Starr Paratroopa: Toad #1: This is a terrible show. All we have is a Rocky Wrench in a tank shooting Bullet Bills, Mario in a frog
Starr Paratroopa: costume performing amazing tricks, and cool music. I'm going to go watch grass grow

Mariorulez: Toad #1: Great. Mario's a defenseless frog, that Rocky Wrench has Bowser's brain, and musical notes are about to
Mariorulez: destroy all life as we know it... THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY TOTALLY RETARDED LIFE!!!

Silver Boom Boom: Toad on the left: What do you MEAN by "this block can only support two Toads"?!
Silver Boom Boom: Rocky Wrench: So, as you can see, Mario, you are our ONLY HOPE to jump up to the highest Note Block and
Silver Boom Boom: scream to the two Toads sitting on THAT blue block to get OFF my property before I totally DESTROY it.
Silver Boom Boom: Toad on the left: So, run me through this again: WHY did you place your bet on THE NOTE BLOCKS?!
Silver Boom Boom: Toad on the right: ... I guess you're right. There is no way that this block that we are sitting on is made of
Silver Boom Boom: pixels, but now I know what it IS made out of: Crazy Glue.

Paperlemmy: Mario: So I guess this means you don't want to play leap frog?

Boxman: Toad (on the left): I told you to call Luigi to help Mario.
Boxman: Rocky Wrench: (Oh man, I forgot the ammo. Stay calm Monty, it's only world 1-1 and hopefully a newbie is playing this
Boxman: game.)

Metal Sandshrew: Toad (on the left): You promised me an epic fight on my birthday, and all that you gave me was this tank and
Metal Sandshrew: Frog Mario cardboard cutouts. If these music boxes don't work I'll throw you into Mario Party Advance.

Nero Koopa: Rocky Wrench: IMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR!

koopacrazy: Toad: Hasn't Mario destroyed 11 of these tanks?

George 200: Rocky Wrench: KILL THAT FROG! KILL IT! EVEN IF IT HAS A MUSTACHE, JUST KILL IT AND WE HAVE COOKED
George 200: FROG!

Coshithespriteyoshi: Note Block: Wow... How is that frog able to even get his jaws around that pudgy plumber?

NipponYoshi: Rocky Wrench: Attack!!!

Metaknight82: Toad on the left: What are you looking at?!
Metaknight82: Frog Mario Vs. Tank. Yeah, I'm going with the tank on this one.
Metaknight82: Little do you know, but Mario's face is bright red because he farted on national TV.

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