Blaze Koopa: Chain Chomp: ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! (HAHAHAHA! I ATE SUSHIE!)

Daisyplayer1: Peach: And remember, citizens, a vote for Princess Peach is a vote for more nice homes in Toad Town.
Daisyplayer1: Lava Piranha: Mmmmm. This block looks delicious.
Daisyplayer1: Peach: Who wants to be the next person to ride the Bullet Bill Blaster?
Daisyplayer1: Goomba #2: (to Goomba #1) C'mon, let's go steal Goombario's hat.
Daisyplayer1: Peach: I just want to thank Mario and his pals for rescuing me.

Superstarsaga: Chain Chomp: Hey Mario, how about a game? I give you 30 questions and if you answer wrong Peach shoots one of your
Superstarsaga: partners. If you get all the questions right without losing all of your partners you will get Peach back, but if you lose all of
Superstarsaga: them you get Peach back. Oh I'm so evil.

James issac koopa: Luigi: Mario, next time, don't steal Peach's diary.

Waluigi's Twin: During desperate times like this, when the woman you love turns out to be an evil mastermind and your only hope of survival
Waluigi's Twin: is your small group of pals, only one question comes to mind... Where on Plit is Sushi the Cheep Cheep?

Cubone: Mario: Peach... Paper Mario 2 is over. You aren't possessed anymore! Stop trying to kill us!

makoop: Mario: Oh yeah! THAT was easy! Wait... A CHAIN CHOMP? Oh crud... Oh gosh, Lava Piranha...
makoop: The Goomba in the Back: Uh... Where's Sushie?

Tyler: What happens when Mario kills Bowser.

martinbros: Peach: Look Mario, I don't care if you just saved me again, 'cause you and I are through! Now get 'em, Fido!

Water Koopa: Mario: Er, Peach? I'm not sure you understand what an army battalion is yet.
Water Koopa: All Quiet on the Paper Mario Front: The New Mushroom Kingdom Blockbuster. Coming This Summer!
Water Koopa: Right Goomba: My bets are on Peach jumping off that cannon and simply slapping Mario in the face, but what do I know about
Water Koopa: their relationships...
Water Koopa: Paragoomba: URR! I thought you could break blocks by ground pounding them like Mario always does. I should stick to flying,
Water Koopa: then.
Water Koopa: Luigi: Mario? When Peach said she was ready to test out her new personal army that could keep her from being kidnapped,
Water Koopa: she never said WHO she would test it on. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Neon Koopa: Luigi: Peach is the bad guy? Then who are we rescuing?
Neon Koopa: Paragoomba: I RULE THE WORLD!!!
Neon Koopa: Chain Chomp: I will make sure you never get a chance to save again, end of story! Get it? End of story? Paper Mario? I crack
Neon Koopa: me up.
Neon Koopa: Peach: (I hope they all retreat, cuz I forgot the ammo.)
Neon Koopa: Left Goomba: Okay dude, back away reeeeal slow...

Fireball: Peach: Face it, Mario and Co, my army has you surrounded! Give up!

Luigi for life: Luigi: Ah yes... my brother's secret party of doom is going all according to plan...

nick: This is the dream Peach has every night, destroying the Mario Bros!
nick: Bow: Come on, Peach, you have been trying to remember what you had to say for five days!
nick: Paragoomba: I sat on this block and some message in my head said, Saving... Please wait... What?! You say this is a videogame?
nick: **GOOD PRIZE**
nick: Chain Chomp: You'd all better bow down to... the yellow block!
nick: Mario: Shut up, Peach, about your plan to get rid of Bowser! We have more important things to do, like listen to those moving words
nick: from that block.

Shell Mario: It's unfortuanate that Mario is waiting in line with a bunch of cardboard baddies.
Shell Mario: Lava Piranha: I'm videographic and everyone else is paper. Now I can finally win!
Shell Mario: Peach: Yes, Mario, step up to the Chain Chomp ''slide''. This what you get for taking to long to rescue me!
Shell Mario: Mario: How can I break that 3D block with a paper hammer? Same with that saving block. Well, to stop the confusion I'll go play
Shell Mario: Super Paper Mario. Wait, I'll play a game with me in it?!
Shell Mario: Paragoomba: Should I tell Mario that there are scissors in that Chain Chomp? What am I kidding? NO WAY!
Shell Mario: Parajarry: Mail call, mail call, mail call, DELIVERY! Oh no! Curse you, UPS whiteboard!

George 200: Unfortunately, Mama Piranha set the cannon to "backwards" mode.

Mariorulez: 2 Teams. 14 Characters. Infinite Drama. Total Drama Island: Mushroom Edition.

Ravyn78: Mario: This is the same group of characters that follow us from scene builder to scene builder. It doesn't make sense!

Phantos67: Mario: Stand back, guys, the Chomp's breath could kill someone!
Phantos67: Peach: See, Mario! I told you you should keep spare mouthwash in your suitcase!

Silver Boom Boom: This is what happened to Mario the day after Peach saw him going out with Daisy.
Silver Boom Boom: Mario was in the middle of hosting a "Guess the Princess' Weight" party when Peach suddenly stopped by with her army Silver Boom Boom: to attack Mario as revenge for having to rescue Mario in Super Princess Peach.
Silver Boom Boom: Peach: Mario, I think I have a solution to your little Piranha Plant problem.

James issac koopa: Paragoomba: You know, they really shoulda saved first before the battle.

agentminky: Bow...Block that Peach is standing on: *RUMBLE, RUMBLE* Err... There's no one in this block, so don't bother looking.
agentminky: Peach: Hey, I figured if I keep getting captured, it may as well stay that way, or I'll never feel like I'm at home.

Tyler: Mario: HEY! WHAT ARE A CHAIN CHOMP, PEACH, AND LAVA PIRANHA DOING HERE SO EARLY?!
Tyler: Luigi: You just broke through the fourth wall.
Tyler: Kooper: Where is Sushie?

Neon Koopa: After hours of constantly whacking the save block, Bow finally realized it was actually an enemy spawner... Unfortunately for
Neon Koopa: her, it was way too late.

dwyane wade: Mario: I hate my life.

Psycho Pebble: This is Peach's way to deal with illegal immigrants.**GOOD PRIZE**
Psycho Pebble: Luigi: (to Mario) Lemme guess... You didn't pay the taxes, did you?
Psycho Pebble: This is what happened after the princess found out that Mario actually loved Daisy.
Psycho Pebble: Luigi: Who knew the princess would go this far just to have her copy of Mario Kart Wii back?

Angelette: Peach: Since in Paper Mario 2 I'm gonna get captured again, I decided to join Bowser so that won't happen.
Angelette: Peach: I demand another Super Princess Peach game or ELSE!
Angelette: Mario: If only this was Super Paper Mario I could just flip my way out of this situation.

spam yoshi: Luigi: I TOLD you not to forget Peach's birthday...

King Trowser: Peach:  Hello, sweetie! Care to rescue me? *evil laugh*

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