Shell Mario: Mario: You know, Toad, that's just a poster of Toadette.

Ravyn78: Toad: Mario! Peach! Help Toadsworth, he's drowning!

dwyane wade: Toad: Peach had to wear a one piece suit.

Boolia: Mario: How about some corn dogs, Princess?

Daisyplayer1: Toad: TOADETTE, WAKE UP! A WAVE IS GONNA HIT YOU!
Daisyplayer1: Peach: Hey Mario, check out the tan I got on my arms, legs, face...
Daisyplayer1: Toadette: Zzzzz... Must... win... Mario... Kart... Wii... Grand Prix...
Daisyplayer1: Mario: Geez Princess, you're so tan that you look like one of those Barbie dolls.
Daisyplayer1: Toad: MARIO, PEACH, HELP! A WAVE IS ABOUT TO HIT US AND MY SWIM SHORTS ARE FALLING DOWN!

Luigi for life: Toad: No, Mario! You don't know how this will end! It will last two weeks, then will all crumble!
Luigi for life: Peach: Sorry, Mario, but I can't help being as gorgeous as Toad.
Luigi for life: Luigi (from other side of beach): HEY! Toadette stole my floral pink pony swimming suit! **GOOD PRIZE**
Luigi for life: Toadette: Oh my DAD, I look so much better than Peach in 502 ways, I'm just too relaxed to recall them all.
Luigi for life: Peach: Sorry, I knocked over your "Peach's sandcastle".

astromatt3: Toad: These mountains are heavy!
astromatt3: Toadette: I'm not really sleeping, I'm, uh, dead. Yeah, dead, that's it!

warioman: Mario has a hole in his trunks, the tide is going to wipe Toadette and Toad off the face of the earth, and Peach is
warioman: scratching her head because of lice. This is the best day ever!

George 200: Mario: I can't look! But I can't look away!

Fireball: Mario: Now I remember why I save you... 'cause you take me to the beach once every two weeks!

Silver Boom Boom: Toad: Uh, guys? Those "tidal waves" are actually "glaciers" because WE'RE ACTUALLY IN ICE LAND AND
Silver Boom Boom: WE ARE IN SWIMSUITS!!!
Silver Boom Boom: This is a picture from the upcoming Super Mario Sunshine 2, WHEN TIDAL WAVES ATTACK!
Silver Boom Boom: Peach: Mario... NOW do you forgive me for attempting to shoot you with that cannon in the last Caption? I
Silver Boom Boom: mean COME ON! I brought you to the beach for the entire week! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!
Silver Boom Boom: Photographer (offscreen): Okay, let's have Peach and Mario stare at each other lovingly, Toadette, sleep on
Silver Boom Boom: the towel, and Toad... just be yourself.

J-bit: Toad: Don't do it, Mario! Toadette already has me in her clutches! Don't! ***FIRST PRIZE***
J-bit: Toad: Mario! She has the kooties all over her! Don't fall for the kissing fever!

Neon Koopa: Peach: The next picture in the holiday album is... GASP! MARIO WAS FLIRTING WITH BARBIE?!
Neon Koopa: Toad: You're... a corpse! No, no... Sleeping Beuty! No, no, that's not right... Man, you're good at this!
Neon Koopa: Peach knew Mario liked girls with ponytails, but she forgot to bring a hairband, so she improvised.
Neon Koopa: Mario: (Man, that is one biiiig zit...)
Neon Koopa: Toad: AHHHH! TOOTHPASTE TSUNAMI!!!
Neon Koopa: Toad: Toadette! Wake up, wake up, there's a giant tidal wave! It's too late for those two now, but we can still make it!!!
Neon Koopa: Mario: NO NO NO! You're doing it all wrong. You're supposed to put your other hand on your hip as well, then you
Neon Koopa: stand at least a miniscule chance of become a model.

WendyRulez and Co: Toad: That's the last time we go to the beach during a Caption Contest!
WendyRulez and Co: Toad: Out of all the days I could have been unable to speak...

matrix guy: Toad: I feel sort of different. It's kind of uncomfortable when I'm not wearing my diaper. It's funny how they are getting
matrix guy: tans when I don't see any sun.

Extreme Yoshi: Toad: Toadette, wake up! It's a four-foot tsunami! Run for our lives!
Extreme Yoshi: Toad: Hey Peach, you missed a spot on your "spray-on tanning"!

Yosh 3000: Mario: No way you're Peach. She is totally LESS hot than you!

Aluigi: Mario: Peach is a girl?!

George 200: Toad: Jumping jacks! Yay! Ok... One... I lost count. **GOOD PRIZE**

Your Twin the Fourth: Apparently, Toadette needs more than the others to become paper.
Your Twin the Fourth: Toad: It's Super Mario Beachshine! Yay!

Psycho Pebble: Luigi (buried in the sand below Toadette): HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

Michael: Toad: OH MY GOSH!!! I have a bellybutton!
Michael: Peach: I've been wanting to say this all my life... Do you know where the eggs are?
Michael: Mario and Peach In The Beach! With Toad with a Bellybutton and a paper Toadette! The latest videogame in stores! Don't
Michael: buy now!
Michael: Toad: Perhaps it's a bad time to say to Mario and Peach there's a pack of ravenous Chain Chomps heading right toward
Michael: them.

ShadowOmegaZero: Peach: Mario, I will kill you with my PHAIL-HAMMER if you fail to clear the beach!

Mariorulez: A "normal" day at Water Land... or IS IT?! DUM DUM DUUUUUMMMM!

Midnawantsherpenny: Peach Beach.

polkamon: Toadette: Why am I lying down on this huge marshmallow?
polkamon: Toad: Guys, why are we standing in our bathing suits in front of a wall with the "beach theme"? And how am I floating
polkamon: in midair?
polkamon: Luigi (off-screen): Hey, Mario! Why are you wearing my swimming trunks?
polkamon: Toad: Why is MY bellybutton so much bigger than Mario's?
polkamon: Peach: OMG Mario has a nose!!!

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