Introbulus: The Master Chef continued to cook, not noticing the Yoshi eating his fruit or the cloud of death
Introbulus: hovering above his head.
Introbulus: Chef: Ohhhhh this is how you bake a sword, bake a sword, bake a sword...
Introbulus: Chef: Silly Yoshi! Fruit is for evil clouds!

Crazykoopa: 2D Toad: You moron! Did I look like dough to you?!
Crazykoopa: What the mysterious baker didn't know was that you never put omelettes in the oven...
Crazykoopa: It appears that it IS possible to use a roller when you only have ONE arm.

Exlax Cupcake: Happy Frank's Banana Slug Message Therapy and Day Spa.

Dasher Koopa: Here we see Toad being stupid as usual, allowing Yoshi to sneak out some food.

Mark P: The escape "rope" arrived and the smoke was rising, but the chef never paid attention.
Mark P: Mushroomer Chef: And all they ever do is send messages by food from windows...

Dr.Donez: Chef: La la la... Now we add the apple! Hey! My apple's gone... Oh well! This mushroom hat will
Dr.Donez: do!

Apple Kid: Due to circumstances beyond our control, we will now replace Lemmy's Land with the Pathetic
Apple Kid: Chef Network. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Apple Kid: This, and much more, today on Iron Chef!
Apple Kid: Police Officer: The evidence is right here, gentlemen. After slaying Toad, he removed his hat,
Apple Kid: then proceeded to flatten the body with his rolling pin...

Prince Larry: Yoshi: No one will notice me sneaking a snack before dinner, hehehehe!

Wooster: Chef Spore: *fire alarm* Ah, the salad must be done. **GOOD PRIZE**
Wooster: The Secret Room where new Lemmy's Land Characters go under extreme tests of obliviousness
Wooster: before being accepted into the main site.
Wooster: With his signature "smoked salmon" maneuver, the mysteriously unknown being with a long
Wooster: tongue continues its reign of terror of apple stealing.
Wooster: Chef Spore: I know someone's going to steal my ingredients, so I'm just going to stare at *blink* ...
Wooster: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Denny W. Koopa: Toad doesn't notice that Yoshi is eating the dots off his hat.

Blue Boo: Welcome back to Cooking with Yummy T. and Godzilla!

Bobby: Little did Yoshi realize that he just swallowed a poison apple!
Bobby: Toad: I hope nobody eats my apple that has microscopic dung beetles on it!
Bobby: Toad: *sniff* What is that burning smell coming from?

John Doe: One must wonder when he will realize his house is on fire...
John Doe: Have you ever noticed how much Toad's head (hat?) looks like a Yoshi egg?
John Doe: What is the Mario world coming to when Yoshis can steal food from Toads who can replace their
John Doe: heads with chef's hats and let their kitchens burn?

Boshee: Chef: I'm sure Toad won't mind my using his head in my next dish...

Purple Koopa: And now back to "Noseless Freak Cooking"!

Chef Torte: DARN YOU RYAN-OSHI!!!

BADGUY99: AAAAHHHHHHH!!! TOAD HAS HAIR!!!

Luigi128: Due to technical problems the show "How Mushroom People Cook" will soon be off the air.

Dr. Hannah: Chef: Hum, hum, hu- AHHH! LOCUSTS!!!
Dr. Hannah: Chef: I can balance three eggs on my head! Beat that, Lemmy!
Dr. Hannah: 2.87 seconds later, the chef knew why none of his friends employed Bob-ombs.

Guest256: Chef: That better be a Fruit by the Foot, because if it's Yoshi's tongue, I think I found my new
Guest256: Meat Lover's hors d'oeuvres...

thomas: Yoshi: I love the berries he puts in his Toad cakes.

AChana: Yoshi: Wait, this isn't Tayce T's cooking...

Ara: Wait, I didn't know the polka-dot things were hats!

Mark P: Chef: Remember, always stop, drop, but NEVER ROLL the rolling pin! **GOOD PRIZE**

Ludwig 222: Chef: Ugh... there goes the last apple I had!

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