Prince Larry: Bob-omb: (If I marry her I'll be richer than Wario himself...)

Dr. Hannah: Obviously, that's Wario in disguise.
Dr. Hannah: Rob-omb later realized why you should never dump a love-struck Bombette that isn't defused.

KatiePenn: Rob-omb: I'm rich, rich money, money me me!
KatiePenn: In the Rob-omb world it's all about money.
KatiePenn: If you think this is weird you should see when he goes to the bathroom.
KatiePenn: Goomba: Go Rob, go Rob!

Boshee: Despite Rob-omb's pitiful attempts to win Bombette's love with fake arms, Bombette had actually
Boshee: fallen in love with the strange-looking Goomba in the back of the room.

John Doe: Goomba: BOMBETTE, I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!
John Doe: Rob-omb, having realized the only way to get Bombette's inheritance was to win her love, did so
John Doe: by showing off his "arms".
John Doe: Is it just me or is this an episode of Jerry Springer waiting to happen?
John Doe: The Goomba, wanting to see just how far they would get by hiding behind his one-way mirror,
John Doe: didn't realize it was just glass. ***FIRST PRIZE***
John Doe: Goomba: Wait 'til I tell Bruce!!!
John Doe: What the Goomba knows that Bombette doesn't is that Rob-omb is really Bruce of Koopa Village John Doe: in disguise...
John Doe: Goomba: If the real Bombette's wick is blond, then WHO IS THIS?!

AChana: Bob-omb with wooden "arms": ... I'm gonna feel these splinters in the morning...

Introbulus: Bombette: Oh Rob! Oh how I love you! Oh how I... you're thinking about money again instead of
Introbulus: me, aren't you?
Introbulus: Proof that Rob-omb has, like Mario, become obsessed with money on his adventures.
Introbulus: Bombette: Oh Rob! I want to marry you and have little Bob-omb children! Just like that one spying
Introbulus: on us in the mirro- AHHHH!!!

Apple Kid: Koopa Soap Opera Network.

masterzoza: Trying to get the princess' heart AND money, the Bob-omb uses the 'ol "It's a genetic mutation!"
masterzoza: line.
masterzoza: Just like with humans, female Bob-ombs want love and the males want money.
masterzoza: Announcer: This is the hottest show of the season: "For Love or Money 3: The Bob-omb
masterzoza: Special"!

Bobby: Rob-omb didn't notice his tape was beginning to peel...
Bobby: Goomba in mirror: Hey! Where is my real reflection?!
Bobby: "The Bombs: Hot Date" didn't sell too well thanks to a certain Sims game... **GOOD PRIZE**
Bobby: Pathetic Rob-omb World, not available on GameCube!

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Rob-omb: I'm selling fake arms and... uh oh.

Dasher Koopa: Obviously Bombette didn't realize Rob-omb was just in love for the money.

Denny W. Koopa: Pink Bob-omb: I love you so much, I think I'm going to explode!!!

luigi128: Goomba: SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS MIRROR!!!

Koopland: Rob-omb: You told me you'd give me money!!!

Mark P: The dogfight between hearts and thoughts...
Mark P: Goomba in mirror: WOW! Luigi's Mansion sure is creepy...
Mark P: Rob-omb: This reminds me of a show I watched on NBC once...
Mark P: After Rob-omb's attempts with arms, he looks like he'll finally be a scarecrow.
Mark P: Goomba: I played the Queen of Hearts and then came THAT?

hopfrog: Pink Bob-omb: AWW! the Goomba from the world in the mirror is looking at us! Isn't he such a hopfrog: cutie?

Robb: It was love at first light. **GOOD PRIZE**
Robb: On the next Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted: SHE thought she was going on a harmless date, HE
Robb: had thoughts of ransom...
Robb: Bombette: Oh, I just LOVE your arms... er... sideburns... er... what ARE those supposed to be?

Evan: Black Bob-omb: (I don't know which is worse, the fact that I have twigs for arms, or that I look like a Evan: Goomba in a mirror...)
Evan: Please don't let us be in Koopa Village, or else Bruce is going to be REALLY mad.

Ludwig 222: Rob-omb: Boy, does it feel different having tree branches for arms!

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