Introbulus: Ludwig: No, I'm fairly sure I told you to bring us a shruberry...
Introbulus: Ludwig: Okay then, according to this map, it should only take us three days to get out of the
Introbulus: dungeon...
Introbulus: In an effort to teach Lemmy how to walk, Roy had a Magikoopa turn his ball into a Bob-omb, and
Introbulus: Ludwig drew a diagram of how to walk properly...

Mark P: Hammer Brother: Good thing the character map came in handy, or else question marks and
Mark P: exclamations wouldn't exist...
Mark P: Lemmy: Ludwig, I was looking for a doctor, not First Aid Construction.
Mark P: Ludwig: Yes, do I look like a scantron to you?
Mark P: Hammer Brother: Ready for scorching, sir.
Mark P: Roy: That poster of Bowser's doomship is free?
Mark P: As it turned out, the game manual for the Koopalings' new video game was hard to decipher.
Mark P: Lemmy: Ludwig, we're REALLY standing on your plans right now...
Mark P: As the exclamation mark popped up, Lemmy's helmet was now too big to fit on his head.
Mark P: Roy: Ludwig, you fool, why are you reading MY TOWEL? **GOOD PRIZE**

Denny W. Koopa: Ludwig: Note: If you do not have a helmet on, you will not be safe from the Bob-omb that
Denny W. Koopa: the Hammer Brother is throwing at you.

T2master: Ludwig: First we drop the Bob-omb at point A, then we run to point B, then we're blown to point C T2master: while screaming like little girls... ***FIRST PRIZE***
T2master:Lemmy: Why are you two wearing Met hats?
T2master:Roy: Whaddaya mean I can't drop the Bob-omb?!

masterzora: Hammer Bro: Uhhh, sir, perhaps you have the map upside down? This is all that is at the masterzora: supposed X.

Katie Penn: Ludwig: Alright, who drew hamsters all over my blueprints?!

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Ludwig: Next, take off your shell, cover your body in motor oil, and run down the
Lil Miss Game & Watch: street singing "Walla Walla Walla".
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Ludwig: If all else fails, shoot Lemmy out of a cannon. ... What? That's what it says!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: What?

Evan: Hammer Bro: Yo, I know you guys must LOVE your coloring page and free hats from the restaurant, but
Evan: if you'll excuse me, I have to bomb that very building.

Punisher: Ludwig: Oops, I had this upside-down the whole time.
Punisher: Roy, Larry, and Ludwig finally notice that Mario's house is in Giant Land.

Bobby: Ludwig: Oh, according to this map, we're supposed to be standing on quicksand...
Bobby: Really Pathetic Koopaling Safari, only on GCN.

Dylan: Ludwig is going to have all of the treasure to himself when he tells Roy and Lemmy to walk three
Dylan: paces into the Hammer Brother.
Dylan: Lemmy: You're reading the map upside-down and now we'll risk getting beat up when we ask the
Dylan: Hammer Brother and Bob-omb for directions!

Doomba: Roy: Another one of your stupid plans as usual, Ludwig?

Apple Kid: Only then did they realize that Ludwig's "plans" were really a list of brownie recipes.

Lord Wilco: Ludwig: We're doing a first aid course, now kindly throw the Bob-omb at Lemmy so we
Lord Wilco: can practice bandaging him!

Ara: Medical disasters.

TJ Koopa: They have Mettaur hats from Mega Man!
TJ Koopa: There was one who didn't like the plan...
TJ Koopa: Roy doesn't understand.
TJ Koopa: When Buzzy Beetles and Bob-ombs attack!

Clayton: Bob-omb: I have heard this story before...
Clayton: Ludwig: Hammer Bro., get to blowing up that room... NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Clayton: Lemmy: Ok... so that is Roy's room... Hammer Brooooo.!!!
Clayton: Little does Ludwig know, Lemmy gave him the map UPSIDE-DOWN!!!

Terry: Ludwig: So this map shows the ancient city of Koopatropolis.

Ludwig 222: Ludwig: This message reads... A HAMMER BROTHER IS THROWING A BOB-OMB TOWARDS
Ludwig 222: MY FACE?!

Luigi128: An instant later, the Koopalings and the map were destroyed, therefore restoring the safety of the
Luigi128: sacred Hammer Bros.' Golden Hammer.

Koopland: Hammer Bros.: I'm now a Bob-omb Bro.!!!

Robb: Ludwig: Well, I guess he DOES have a permit to carry that.

Videogamerpat: Behold as the red-footed Mob-omb and his Koopa subordinates attempt to rule the crime
Videogamerpat: biz with a piece of extra soft toilet paper, jumbo sized!

Purple Koopa: Roy: If this is a blueprint, then why is the paper white?

Zeus: Lemmy: Do we have to go to all this trouble just to make a hat that fits over my hair? **GOOD PRIZE**

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