Prince Larry: Mario: With-a this-a Go Anywhere Pipe, I can-a go-a any-a-where I-a want-a!

Ludwig 222: Mario looked down the pipe only to be sucked into it.
Ludwig 222: Mario: You know, Luigi, if we drop the shell into the pipe we'll get something special!

Mark P: Mario: Wow, the wishing well's pretty complicated...
Mark P: Mario: I say that package belongs to the president of the Kalamari Desert!
Mark P: Just what the plumbers ordered for editing Super Mario Bros. 3.
Mark P: Small Text On Arrow: DO NOT FEED THE PIPES
Mark P: Luigi: Tell me, Mario, have you been back in the building block process yet?
Mark P: Luigi: Does this package look like a shell to you?
Mark P: Unbeknownst to the plumbers, the oasis was actually in the pipe.
Mark P: Mario: Finish your cube puzzle, Luigi. We're taking a long ride back...

Boshee: Mario: I think I figured out why the toilet you used couldn't flush, Luigi...

Super Mario Classics: Mario: Don't drop that brick block until I can see Bowser!
Super Mario Classics: Mario: Good idea, we SHOULD drop a brick block on Bowser instead of a Koopa
Super Mario Classics: Shell!

Philip Mekeel: Mario is trying to prove that a square block can fit in a round hole. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Denny W. Koopa: Mario: Don't be ashamed of all your weight, a heavy brick block should solve all your
Denny W. Koopa: problems.
Denny W. Koopa: Mario Moving Company: Can move heavy supplies from Grass Land to Dark Land by
Denny W. Koopa: foot!!! Not. Here's their secret.

Lord Wilco: Mario is the proverbial square peg in a round hole.

Dasher Koopa: Mario: I found out something! This is INDEED a warp pipe!

T2master: Little did Mario know that the shell would turn on the pipe-vaccum and suck Mario into it, and
T2master: then Luigi would block the pipe.

Todd: Mario: I just realized, there is no room for us to move in!

Koopland: Mario: Desert-pipe!!!
Koopland: Mario: We're just playing a little game called... stuff your furniture down the drain.

Gamechamp: Mario finally realizes that warp pipes actually DO lead to other places.
Gamechamp: Luigi: Mario, look- warp pipe, house we're building, warp pipe, house we're building, they are
Gamechamp: different things.
Gamechamp: Mario: I have deducted that this object is a sandwich!**GOOD PRIZE**

Elly: Mario: One more block, Luigi, and we'll have Morton's castle plumbing clogged up!

Introbulus: Mario: Wait! I'm pretty sure this is a decoy pipe...

Jeff the Great: Mario (as if reading from cookbook): Add one block. Let simmer for half an hour.
Jeff the Great: Mario: Don't worry, Luigi! The pipe creature says the paralyzation is only temporary!
Jeff the Great: Mario: Toad? Get out of the pipe. Have you been drinking? You know that's not good for you.
Jeff the Great: How many fingers am I holding up? Luigi, put down that silly block and stomp on his head a
Jeff the Great: bit, it might get the alcohol out of his system.
Jeff the Great: Mario: But the question remains, Luigi. Is it a REAL pipe, or is it just a MIRAGE?

Robb: Mario: Well, if the block doesn't dislodge whatever's clogging the pipe, we'll try the red shell.

Punisher: Luigi: Maybe this will clean the pipe.
Punisher: Larry in Luigi Suit: Now it looks like Mario and Luigi destroyed the only waterpipe in Desert Land.
Punisher: Red Koopa Troopa: Here they go again.

Apple Kid: Luigi: How much do you think we'll get for this block on the black market?
Apple Kid: Mario: Luigi, how many times do I have to tell you to stop playing with blocks?
Apple Kid: Mario: We'll make MILLIONS with all the blocks you stole, Luigi! MILLIONS!

Zeus: Mario: So this is the new state-of-the-art toilet with wind-up flush and mushroom scent?

Mario Guy: Mario: Put that shell and brick in this funny-looking bowl. I'll stir them with that sign.

Bobby: Luigi: Are you telling me we went to all this trouble just to trick Larry into going into this cardboard
Bobby: warppipe, then we drop this block on his head?
Bobby: Now they send the Angry Sun stuck in a block down to Water Land forever.

masterzoza: Mario:  Uh... Luigi, I absolutely refuse to jump into a sewer, no matter how quick we get to our
masterzoza: destination.
masterzoza: Mario: Good job, Luigi. Now we just need one more block for this "Pyramid in a Pipe".**GOOD
masterzoza: PRIZE**
masterzoza: Mario:  Let's see... we have three Super Mushrooms, a 1-up Mushroom, a Koopa, and you have
masterzoza: the block. The "Super Mario Soup" will be a smash.
masterzoza: Luigi: Be sure not to drop any shell when you crack the Koopa open.

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