Pirate-Guy: Roy: WHAHA! SMELL MY ARMPIT!

polkamon: Morton: Wait a sec, I thought Susan liked LARRY!
polkamon: Morton: Snake got your tongue, Roy?
polkamon: Morton: Ow, you stuck a spike in my head!
polkamon: Susan: Oh, I just know that Larry is in that Roy costume!
polkamon: Morton: Hey, look at that thing in the sky!
polkamon: Roy: WOOHOO! I'm finally going to get the Barbie doll I ordered ten months ago!

Yoshi Koopa: Roy: I SAID SHUT UP!!!

Ravyn78: Roy: (yelling at Morton) What do you mean you're going out with Susan? Haven't I told you about her?

Your Twin the Fourth: Roy: THE FACT THAT YOU WERE A TEAM IN LEMMY'S AWESOME RACE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE THE
Your Twin the Fourth: RIGHT TO DRIVE ME NUTS!

Wacky Koopa: Susan: *chuckle* I guess my tongue growth candy is a success.

Rasheed: Roy is screaming because Morton needs to take his "shut up!" pill, while Susan laughs over his embarrassment.

Shrugger Shroob: Roy is one of Susan's Horcruxes. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Superluigi55: And that was the day that Roy found out he was adopted and is really a snake.

hahaha: Morton: You're yelling at me, but secretly, you're trying to lick me to see if I taste like anything...
hahaha: Susan: (Ooh, two boys are fighting over me. I hope Larry can join and beat Roy.)
hahaha: Roy: And if you hit my Special Susan Punching Bag: Pink Edition again, you are so gonna be dead!
hahaha: Roy: Morton, for the last time, stop disturbing us! I'm in the middle of a special makeup makeover! And gimme my pink nail
hahaha: polish!
hahaha: Susan: (Should I tell them I'm just Wendy with a wig on and jewelry I stole from Roy? Nah.)
hahaha: Roy: I know you like Susan, but STOP GIVING MY SPECIAL BARBIE JEWELRY TO HER! IT'S MINE, WIMP!

Mariorulez: Roy: (slurred) HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU MORONS, I AM ALLERGIC TO CINNAMON!!!

Dynomite8: Roy: I do NOT have a worm in my mouth!
Dynomite8: Morton: THE PIT STINK! IT BURRRRRRNS!
Dynomite8: Morton: I didn't tell anyone about your secret dollie collection! **GOOD PRIZE**

Daisyplayer1: Morton: WHAT THE?! WHY DOES ROY HAVE A LIZARD TONGUE?!
Daisyplayer1: Roy: BLADIBLADIBLADIBLAH!!!

Neon Koopa: Morton: Sheesh, ever heard of "deoderant"?
Neon Koopa: Little did Roy know, that wasn't Cassie he was defending...
Neon Koopa: Roy: Your team lost! My team won! 3-1, 3-1, oh YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Neon Koopa: Roy: If you develop that photograph, you're goin' DOWN!
Neon Koopa: Morton: OW! Stop stabbing me with your bracelet thingy- OWWWW!!!
Neon Koopa: Susan: Umm... err... I don't know these people! I swear!
Neon Koopa: Morton: Woah! Roy, watch your blood pressure!
Neon Koopa: Susan: Hee hee hee! I've never had two boys fighting over me before!
Neon Koopa: Roy: I-It's not what you think! You saw nothing!

Quirky Q-pa: Roy: Morton, talk about WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUST... NOT... CAPTION... CONTEST... 2...6...5!!! **GOOD PRIZE**
Quirky Q-pa: What could this picture be? I got it! Roy screaming about Caption Contest 265!

zz1666: Morton: Hey look, Wendy finally grew some hair!
zz1666: Roy: You idiot! You were supposed to give ME the hair growth potion instead of Wendy! Now I have to go around another
zz1666: year with a shiny head, thanks a lot.

Dry Bones: Susan: Get away from me, you're getting spit in my hair!
Dry Bones: Morton: Roy, stop screaming!
Dry Bones: Morton and Susan: Don't blame me when your sunglasses get lifted to your forehead and people call you Wendy!
Dry Bones: Roy: Who replaced my sunglasses with glasses that do the opposite?!

George 200: Morton: Woah! Those glasses! That tongue! That... breath.

J-bit: Morton: Okay, I don't want to play Star Wars anymore! Next time I want to be Chewy!

boy1214: Susan has just said she loves Roy more than Morton.

jadendafox: Roy: She is MY girl! No one else's! Now GET AWAY FROM HER!

Dragongirl: Morton: Eww! Your armpit stinks!
Dragongirl: Roy doesn't know that Susan glued a sign to his back that says "Kick me".
Dragongirl: Roy's breath is so smelly that Morton's hair is trying to run away.
Dragongirl: Smile!
Dragongirl: Roy: WHY DID YOU PAINT THE WALL BLUE, MORTON?!

Liggy: Morton: Roy, I have two words for yo: De-ordor-ant.

Waluigi's Twin: While most ladies merely tell a man she's not interested if asked on a date by somebody like Roy, Susan was
Waluigi's Twin: rather fond of stuffing live snakes down people's throats.

warioman: Susan: I love it when Larry hides in a Roy costume and tries to scare Morton.

Rasheed: Hopefully Roy's bad breath is the cure to Morton talkative ways!
Rasheed: Roy will now perform... mouth to mouth.

Luigi for life: Roy: How DARE you give Wendy your hair grouth formula? Now she's gorgeous!

Dry Bones: Morton: Hey, stop stopping my hair from running away!

Nintenbro0: Morton: I'm still talking more than you.

Psycho Brick Block: Roy: YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DELIVER THE EXPLODING CHOCOLATE TO HER AND THE
Psycho Brick Block: NON-EXPLODING CHOCOLATE TO ME, NOT THE OPPOSI- *BOOOOOOOOOM*
Psycho Brick Block: Roy: GET IN MAH BELLY!!!
Psycho Brick Block: Roy: WHY ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A POSSESSED
Psycho Brick Block: KOOPA BEFORE?!
Psycho Brick Block: This is Roy's answer to Larry's question: "Who would you rather kiss? Susan or Morton?"
Psycho Brick Block: When Larry asked Roy about whether he would rather kiss Susan or Morton, his answer was pretty
Psycho Brick Block: straightforward.
Psycho Brick Block: Roy: I can't understand it! How did you grow those extra strands of hair?! GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Psycho Brick Block: Iggy (voice coming from Roy's mouth): HEEEEELP!!! THE GASTRIC ACID IS BURNING MY SKIN!!!
Psycho Brick Block: Morton: *GASP* WALDO'S INSIDE ROY'S THROAT!!!
Psycho Brick Block: Roy: I swear! I fought a really big, pink worm! It was this big! And it now lives in my mouth as a parasite!

DaisyGirl: Morton (as Roy): I'M NOT ROY! I'M THE REAL MORTON! I'M MORTON I SAY! MORTON!!!
DaisyGirl: One of the stupidest Mario plays ever.
DaisyGirl: Roy: Morton, you idiot! You'll never get Susan! Never-ack! Hack! Hack! WHY DID YOU THROW THAT WEINER IN MY
DaisyGirl: MOUTH?!

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