Larry: Morton: It hasn't been THAT long since my last bath... **GOOD PRIZE**

Daisyplayer1: Morton: Pee-yew! Is that Wario's gas I smell?
Daisyplayer1: Larry: This oughta teach you stupid lumberjacks to mess with my trees.
Daisyplayer1: Morton: What in the world is up with Larry today?

polkamon: Morton: Grapes grow on VINES, you moron.
polkamon: What happens when Larry finds Ludwig eating the "chocolate" off of his trees.
polkamon: Larry: Oh no! I forgot to replace the paralyzing gas in here with baby lotion!
polkamon: Morton: *sigh* Larry just doesn't understand how to use a bicycle pump.

George 200: Morton: I'm trying to read my book, How to Stop Larry from Shooting Exterminating Gas! So just stop... STOP NOT
George 200: BLOWING THE GAS!

Dynomite8: Morton: You do realize that the "Mario Repellent" you're using is sugar water, right?
Dynomite8: Morton: Why are you spraying pesticide on a cardboard tree?

Psycho Brick Block: Morton: Let me guess...  Mario is flying over your garden with the Bee Suit again, isn't he?
Psycho Brick Block: Morton: For the last time, Larry! Killer Tomatoes do NOT actually exist!
Psycho Brick Block: Morton: We're being attacked by Piranha Plants?! Well, I guess that explains Wendy screaming for help
Psycho Brick Block: earlier this morning.
Psycho Brick Block: Morton: *sigh* Another day, another mutant bug monster escaping from Ludwig's Lab and wreaking havoc in
Psycho Brick Block: the castle...
Psycho Brick Block: Morton: If you think those cockroaches that live in the garden are already tough, wait until you see the ones
Psycho Brick Block: that live in my closet! Each time an exterminator goes in, there is one more Dry Bones added to the army!
Psycho Brick Block: Morton: According to the instruction booklet, that's not exactly the way to defeat Mouser.
Psycho Brick Block: After many years of defeat, somebody in the Koopa Family finally decides to do something about the Fire
Psycho Brick Block: Flowers.
Psycho Brick Block: Morton: Donkey Kong is attacking the greenhouse?!
Psycho Brick Block: Morton: You don't need to worry about those pesky hornets anymore! They all got scared and flew away when they saw
Psycho Brick Block: Wendy's face!
Psycho Brick Block: Morton: Who knew that my natural smell was an efficient insecticide?

Mario Koopa: Morton: Larry, I know you're upset about not being in Donkey Kong 3, but the Ukikis are getting upset.

Ravyn78: Larry: Can you close your book, Morton? The bookworms are getting on the trees.

Pirate-Guy: Larry: Your story lured some Yoshis...

Nintenbro0: Larry: This "Morton Away Spray" will do the trick.

J-bit: Morton: Remember when I saved your life? You can stop the emotional thing now...
J-bit: Larry: (One thing worse than his speeches is his flushes!)

Your Twin the Fourth: Larry: This isn't a lame stunt that has me dressing up as the exterminator so that Morton doesn't start
Your Twin the Fourth: blabbing about the coins I owe him.

Dry Bones: Morton: Why is my chin lumpy?

Morton: What is goin- EWWWWWW!!! Is that Roy's armpit?

Nabooru: Little did Morton know that "Febreeze" gun was really injected with Roy's armpit odor...
Nabooru: The poison gasses settle in... And far away, Wario suddenly flies into a tree.
Nabooru: Larry still doesn't notice the horrible armpit odor that he's spraying is actually Febreeze with a bad odor added.
Nabooru: Larry: Morton, keep reading that book like I'm not in a mask spraying weird gas everywhere...
Nabooru: Morton: Larry, I can still tell Ludwig about that time you stole his dollies shaped like girl Duplighosts...
Nabooru: Larry: Lalala, I'm shooting out poison gas, my lawn job was ruined two weeks ago, and- Hey Morton!
Nabooru: Wendy (off-screen): Larry, put that cardboard version of you holding an odor-producing water gun back in your
Nabooru: over-stuffed closet, will you?
Nabooru: Ludwig (off-screen): I did NOT invent a poisonous gas inside Larry's water gun... And he is NOT spraying it in front of
Nabooru: Morton!

Bombomb: Larry: (This is one of Ludwig's best inventions yet! Now I can have everything I want!)
Bombomb: Larry is going to make Morton faint from the smell so he can steal Morton's stuff that he wants.

Neon Koopa: Morton: (Is he spraying CO2 at the trees? What about global warming?!)
Neon Koopa: Larry: Must... kill... all... greenfly!
Neon Koopa: For the first time ever, Morton was reading, and Larry was distracting him.
Neon Koopa: Larry: Are you my mummy?
Neon Koopa: Larry was turning all the trees into clones of his family because he was so lonely.
Neon Koopa: Morton: Y'know what? I don't think I need this dictionary anymore... I already know all the words! **GOOD PRIZE**
Neon Koopa: Morton: Larry, comb that strand of hair back! It's so un-neat.
Neon Koopa: Morton: Yup, Larry's finally cracked. We all saw it coming, though.

Joshua: Morton: Is my fame rising or something? This is the second consecutive Caption Contest I've been in!
Joshua: Larry: This mask not only shields me from the poisonous fumes, it also means I don't have to look at you!

Dragongirl: Morton: Uhh, Larry? The tree is not an Atticus, so spray the anti-Atticus spray on the Atticus.

James issac Koopa: Morton: Larry! Do you realize how long it took me to grow trees in Desert Land?!

Wacky Koopa: Morton: You know, Larry, you should try reading the instruction manual before using that "Susan-Away" gas.
Wacky Koopa: Larry: Morton, don't just help me get rid of the beehives, sit there!

Mariorulez: Larry: Sorry, Morton, but you have to leave. The castle has to be fumigated, so I can have the castle all to MYSELF...
Mariorulez: um, I mean, so we don't die from locusts eating our internal organs. Yeah, that's it...
Mariorulez: Larry: I'm fumigating the Mushroom Kingdom to get rid of the lethal "Atticus" bugs. So far... I got nothin'.

warioman: Larry's version of The Terminator.

Fireball: Larry: You and your fleas!
Fireball: Morton: Are you making fun of me or something?
Fireball: Larry: This knockout gas on the trees will stop you from biting them again.

Kkadwell: Yeah man, I know the gas mask isn't canon, but the people at the store didn't tell me that this "Stanley the Bug Man Official Bug
Kkadwell: Sprayer" prop shot real poison, so... ***FIRST PRIZE***

Dragongirl: Morton: Uhh, Larry? I thought King Dad told you to rid the castle of Atticuses, not trees.
Dragongirl: Morton: Stupid Atticus! He gave me a butt chin!
Dragongirl: Roy: Larry! Stop spraying me with the anti-Atticus spray! I am not an Atticus!

Rasheed: Larry doesn't realize Morton fooled him into spraying gas to kill his trees.
Rasheed: Larry: Hey! This isn't perfume!

Jalvo the Slime: When Morton took a glance at Larry, then realized he looked different, he got a haircut.
Jalvo the Slime: Larry: No bugs will get to this hair!

Allegretto: Morton: I uh, did some research on that new bug spray you use... Yeah, it causes cancer...

BLiTZAGA: Morton: Uhh, Mario is coming in walking through the path behind you so I think believe that spraying toxic poison in your BLiTZAGA: direction the way you're facing can't help and why are you turning walking in a circle to look in another direction at me?

Quirky Q-pa: Morton: Larry's really getting serious about this new international plant-eating invisible thingama...jiggy...

Anthony: Morton: (I wonder if he notices those are PLANTS?)

Jmkoop: Stupid Microgoombas, they're ruining my Piranha Plants.

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