Pirate-Guy: This is what a typical day looks like in Ice Land.

matix guy: Ludwig: Can anyone tell me why we are all in the same fort if we are fighting each other?
matix guy: Iggy: I'm gonna guess this will result in a crash (or a Scribble, whichever comes first).

Flaron: Larry: I can't tell where the snot begins on Lemmy and where his ice cubes end, but one day, he is gonna get creamed.

dwyane wade: Lemmy: Maybe us Koopalings should have a bobsled team.

J-bit: Iggy: Wait... One ride costs one wand?
J-bit: Ludwig: Snow in the middle of Winter? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

Daisyplayer1: Wendy: Lemmy is such a cutie.
Daisyplayer1: Iggy: What happened to you, Larry?
Daisyplayer1: Ludwig: It's a flying raccoon... Wait a minute. What the? Raccoons can't fly!
Daisyplayer1: Iggy: First you broke my TV in Caption Contest 235, then you took it apart to use some pieces as ski equipment?!
Daisyplayer1: Roy: Are we ever gonna have a snowball fight or what?

boy1214: Ludwig's make the world cold in Summer invention worked.

liggy.koopa@gmail.com: Larry: Let's see; Lemmy, Iggy, Wendy, Roy, and Morton, where's Larry?

WendyRulez and Co: Iggy: I'd have said Super Fun Happy Slide, but that would be ripping off from The Simpsons...

Your Twin the Fourth: Iggy: What are you smiling about? Larry's just waving his skiis!

Dynomite8: Iggy: Hey! Larry is waving something to us in semaphore! "Big... gorge... ahead...?" ***FIRST PRIZE***
Dynomite8: Iggy: Aw man! Eight runs down this hill and Larry still looks more like Sonic!
Dynomite8: Ludwig: Ha! Mario's not going to get THIS flagpole!

Neon Koopa: The Koopalings wanted to be independant, so they attempted to build an "imperial" fort...
Neon Koopa: Morton, Roy, and Wendy don't like having their pictures taken.
Neon Koopa: Larry stared in awe at Lemmy and Iggy's portapotty sledge.
Neon Koopa: Larry: Guys, a little help here! My skiis have sunk into the snow!
Neon Koopa: Wendy: ... When d'you think they're gonna get back with our shells?
Neon Koopa: Iggy: (How in the world can he stand up with a head as huge as that?!)
Neon Koopa: Ludwig had to lift his head so as not to pop the bubblewrap he was wrapped in with his tooth.
Neon Koopa: Morton and Wendy: Oh my DAD, that is the ugliest reader we've ever seen!

shawn: Wendy: Iggy, Lemmy, Larry; how could you be playing when there's a Bob-omb coming right at us?

Nintenbro0: Wendy: For the first time ever, Bowser's burps haven't melted all the snow! **GOOD PRIZE**

polkamon: Iggy: I see that Larry STILL thinks that his skis are better than our sled...
polkamon: Larry: Oh no! They are in the purple sacred box! I can't harm them with these ski poles now!
polkamon: Mario (in warp pipe): Yes, Luigi, I'm sure this warp pipe leads to Lethal Lava Land!
polkamon: Roy: Those brats, they think they're faster than me! I can get down that one-foot slope in 16 hours!
polkamon: Iggy: Lemmy is so happy, he doesn't know we're about to go off a cliff.
polkamon: Iggy: Oh no! It's Larryboy!
polkamon: Ludwig: I see UFO's coming to Earth. It's about time, too!

Ravyn78: The Koopalings get ready for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver.

Psycho Brick Block: Larry: Take these! You will need them to help you walk after you fall off the mountain and break your legs.
Psycho Brick Block: Ludwig: Am I the only one here concerned about the avalanche that's going to bury us alive?!
Psycho Brick Block: Larry: Hey Iggy! Remember that Baby Penguin you kicked last night?! It seems its mother found out about
Psycho Brick Block: the incident! She wants to have a little talk with you and she also has a pretty sweet shotgun! **GOOD PRIZE**
Psycho Brick Block: Iggy: (to Larry) We're heading to a cliff?! I don't see any
Psycho Brick Block: CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...

Quirky Q-pa: Morton: Wait... Why did we build a snowball fort if we're the only team?
Quirky Q-pa: Iggy: Can I have my glasses back?

Dragongirl: Wendy and Morton are trying to impersonate the Goomba from Contest 95.
Dragongirl: Iggy: Sorry Larry, I can't help you about your missing skiis.
Dragongirl: Lemmy: Dashing through the snow, in a box we stole from Snake, we painted it purple, and tossed in a lake!!!
Dragongirl: Morton: OMG! It's the third consecutive Caption Contest I've been in!
Dragongirl: Ludwig: Hey look, guys! Purple Mushrooms from outer space!

Shell Mario: Ludwig: Hey an avalanche! Let's watch its distructive rampage from WAAAAAAYYY OVER HERE!

Waluigi's Twin: Larry: ... Iggy, is now a good time to give you back these brakes I borrowed?
Waluigi's Twin: It was another fine day in Ice Land when Ludwig suddenly realized, as he turned his head to face a sunless sky,
Waluigi's Twin: that they were all cold-blooded lizards. Hilarity ensued.

Fireball: Roy: Some castle we got. Even a Goomba could destroy it.
Fireball: Iggy: Something happen to your skiis there, Larry?
Fireball: Morton: Someone's watching us!

Nabooru: Wendy: Since when am I not doing my nails?

Charlene Ganzon: Lemmy: Last one at the top of the mountain is a rotten Koopa, Larry!
Charlene Ganzon: Iggy: Awww Larry. Lemmy! Look at him! He wants us to sled with him even though I don't wanna.
Charlene Ganzon: Roy: (whispering) I'm planning on beating them up later!
Charlene Ganzon: Wendy: Watch out for that tree you're about to crash into!
Charlene Ganzon: Lemmy: Whee! This sure is fun! I feel soo happy!
Charlene Ganzon: Ludwig: What's that thing up in the sky? What the?! Mario?! You have your Raccoon Suit on!

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