Contest 271
Picture by Fried the Hen

Shell Mario: Link: FOOTBALL STATUE! I thought they were talking about soccer!
Shell Mario: Luigi: GOD YOSHI, WHAT DID YOU EAT?! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Ms Toadstool: Larry: Link is about to eat that Yoshi, Luigi has gone insane, and Mario has a big, football-shaped rock. Nothing out
Ms Toadstool: of the ordinary here.

Dragongirl: Yoshi, the other white meat.
Dragongirl: ... And then Yoshi ate Link!!!

polkamon: This is the Mario Packers with their team: Mario (basically the whole team), Luigi (the one that spends most time on the
polkamon: bench), and Baby Yoshi (who managed to carry the football to the goal after Mario beat up all of the opposing team).
polkamon: Link: Larry, you idiot, I wanted an ice cream sundae with whipped Mario!
polkamon: Link: Ha! Knives are so much more dangerous than swords! PREPARE TO DIE, MARIO!
polkamon: Mario: You are a plumber, Luigi, not a babysitter!
polkamon: Luigi: Take that, Mario! I won the tanning contest!
polkamon: Mario: Can't... lose... staring... contest... AUGH!
polkamon: Ludwig (behind bush): *gasp* Luigi has a cookie in his pocket! So tempting...
polkamon: Link: Mario looks yummy.
polkamon: Link: I have a right to be here! Yoshi doesn't have a Mushroom symbol in Super Smash Bros. Brawl!
polkamon: Mario: That's not cross-eyed, Luigi.

Psycho Brick Block: Larry: YOU CALL THIS A YOUTUBE POOP?! WHERE ARE THE TOASTERS?!
Psycho Brick Block: Link is trying to find out which Brother tastes more like an Octorok.
Psycho Brick Block: What happens with Luigi's mind when he eats lots of spaghetti.
Psycho Brick Block: Luigi: Our father was a football?! Well... I guess that explains our habit of kicking everything we see.
Psycho Brick Block: Mario: (looking at the statue that Yoshi "made") Maybe feeding concrete to Yoshi was a bad idea after all...
Psycho Brick Block: Apparently Luigi doesn't know the difference between Mario and a stone football.
Psycho Brick Block: This picture shows different characters attending the funeral of Luigi's Sanity.

Shrugger Shroob: Everyone except Mario wants to eat the Yoshi, but Mario is an idiot... BON APPETITE!
Shrugger Shroob: Football Statue: SOMEONE will post that I look like a banana. I can sense it with my banana senses.

Vampireluigi: Link: Pass the pasta, plz!
Vampireluigi: Mario: Luigi, Yoshi is too little to be pregnant yet.
Vampireluigi: Larry: Muahaha! I've stolen Yoshi's apple and Link's plate, and made Luigi cross-eyed!
Vampireluigi: Popple (offscrean): I took Yoshi's shell, see?

Pirate-Guy: Link: Mmmmhhh, Yoshiii!

doopliss' twin: Mario won a football game and won a Yoshi, Luigi is taking care of it, and Link is waiting for them to turn around so
doopliss' twin: he can eat it.

Brawler Koopa: Link: How come I'm not wearing any pants?

Shade Koopa: Link: Luigi, you cross-eyed freak! Gimme that Yoshi before Larry gets it.
Shade Koopa: Luigi: Ya know Mario, I'm not cross-eyed because I'm a crazy freak, it's because Link and Larry are creeping me
Shade Koopa: out!
Shade Koopa: Mario: We shouldn't have played catch with Yoshi from either side of the road, now his nose is flat.

Neon Koopa: Mario: Hey Luigi, check this out! The world's first rugby ball!
Neon Koopa: Yoshi: I kinda smashed my head in!
Neon Koopa: The day Luigi finally lost it.

Super Goomba: This is the first part of Link's evil plan, make Luigi's eyes go all funny when Larry isn't looking!
Super Goomba: Baby Yoshi: Wha-? How did me get hewe? What happened to home?!
Super Goomba: Mario: Link, we are not pork roasts, ok?!
Super Goomba: Larry: (Quit staring at me, Mario! You'll give us away!)
Super Goomba: Football Statue: (Yes... YES! Now that everyone believes me to be a mere statue, I can takeover the world when
Super Goomba: they are not looking! IT'S INGENIUS!!! Now to... Aw shoot! I can't move!

Dry Bones: Yoshi: OMG, OMG, he's got knife and is staring at me!

Your Twin the Fourth: That's Mama Luigi to you, Nintendo!

Jkoopa: Link hungwey.

Daisyplayer1: Mario: Man, have I been eating too much cheese before bed?
Daisyplayer1: This is how insane Luigi goes when a Baby Yoshi calls him Mama Luigi.
Daisyplayer1: Larry: Hee hee hee hee, this is gonna be so hilarious! Just wait until Roy kicks that football; he won't know that it's a
Daisyplayer1: statue! I'd better go get my camera.
Daisyplayer1: Link: DAH! (Me hungry for Yoshi.)
Daisyplayer1: Mario: Every Sunday I must be dreaming because it's Watch the Football Game Day, which turns everyone else into
Daisyplayer1: weirdoes.

Wacky Koopa: Link: Mario, Luigi, I'm not going to eat that dinosaur; I want that gray thing, it looks good!

Lughi: Link: Are you sure it's dinnertime?
Lughi: Luigi: Can you believe this little guy plays football?
Lughi: Larry: I won theee fake teeth and nobody cares, they're too busy with their questions.

Charlene Ganzon: That's why you should never hold out a Baby Yoshi when Larry or Link is here... Wait... Link?! What is HE doing
Charlene Ganzon: here? He didn't even show up in the episode called "Mama Luigi"!
Charlene Ganzon: Mario: Luigi! You might go blind if your eyes are crossed all the time!
Charlene Ganzon: Link: Mmmm... Wait! Where's my plate?! Hey! That rhymed! Cool...

Quirky Q-pa: This is what will happen when Nintendo publishes SSB4. It'll be like Brawl but with Luigi cross-eyed, Larry and
Quirky Q-pa: Young Link as newcomers, a statue creator designed by Crazy Packers Fan, a shrunken Yoshi, a resteraunt, and a
Quirky Q-pa: programmer who drank tea with 17 sugars.

George 200: It's a Yoshi, Luigi, you didn't make it! **GOOD PRIZE**

Anthony: Link: Mmm, I! want! that! Yoshi!

Wart: Larry: Hahahaha! My plan is working! Yoshi's son killed Yoshi!
Wart: Luigi lost his mind, Mario has an IQ larger than 2, and Link is attracted to Luigi! Hahahahahaha!
Wart: Mario: Luigi, there's a little girl behind you!
Wart: Mario: That's a Baby Yoshi, Luigi, you didn't make it!

Nintenbro0: Mario: Okay guys, this trophy may look delicious, but without salt it's going to taste bad.

Boolia: Mario: Hey Bro, are you ok?
Boolia: Larry: Hehehe, Luigi remembers the last time he saw a Yoshi and a football. Pretty soon he'll turn into a Yoshi egg. Hehehe,
Boolia: I'm such a genius!
Boolia: Link: Ok stomach, when Luigi turns into a Yoshi egg, it's digestion time!

Dynomite8: Larry: Little do they know, that fake Luigi I put there will explode and cover them in the most revolting thing in the
Dynomite8: universe... Wario's dirty socks and underwear!
Dynomite8: Luigi smelled Baby Yoshi's morning breath.

lilboo: Luigi: Did the the elf in the green skirt say he wanted Yoshi or stone football for dinner?

Shadow Matt: After Luigi got the Yoshi Award for Best Chef, the trophy was believed to be food... which is why Link's there.

binary guy: Mario: Wow, Link actually uses silverware? Where did he find those?
binary guy: Luigi: Allow me to introduce our new mascot for the next Super Bowl commercial marathon!
binary guy: Larry: I'm not alone! There are also other people who do not comb their hair!

Brawler Koopa: Link: Mmmm... Stone football!

J-bit: Mama Luigi: Let me tell you a bedtime story.
J-bit: Link: This has to be better than Dodongos!

NipponYoshi: Youtube poop- where there's smoke, they pinch back.

Maiorulez: And so, after a long day, Mario, Luigi, Larry, and Link won the Super Bowl and sat down to eat some Shroombell's
Maiorulez: Chunky Yoshi Soup. Oh, and Luigi thinks he's a chameleon.
Maiorulez: Mario: The Vince Lombardi Trophy, Luigi thinking he's a chameleon, a baby Yoshi, a Hylian, and a Koopaling in the
Maiorulez: bushes... OMG TEH WEIRDEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

DaisyGirl: Mario: You still didn't make it, Luigi.
DaisyGirl: Lemmy (in background): Looks like a YouTube Poop.

Your Twin the Fourth: Everyone: Link, you have to wait until Yoshi actually lays the egg.

Shade Koopa: Mario: Link, shouldn't you be in Ocarina of Time?

Yosh 3000: Link: What should I eat first, the baby Yoshi or the hallucinating plumber?

Butterfly Koopa: After the idiotic Luigi kept repeating the word "Spaghetti!", Link came over prepared for "dinner".

George 200: Larry: Wait a sec, Luigi stole Mario's pet Yoshi, Link wants to eat the Yoshi, and most importantly, I HAVE FANGS?!

Annabella Koopa: Larry: Now that I've purchased these fake fangs, I can be a doctor! I could fix Mario's IQ, Luigi's eyes, and...
Annabella Koopa: Who's the blond? Is that Peach? **GOOD PRIZE**
Annabella Koopa: Luigi (to Link, who is really Sonic in disguise): Hi Daisy! Tonight, 5:30, you and me, Pizza House?
Annabella Koopa: Baby Yoshi: Whose my mommy, the guy holding me, the red guy, the blue-haired creep behind the bushes, or
Annabella Koopa: that dweeb with the silverware?

coltranepep: Link: Oh boy! I'm so hungry I could eat that Yoshi Luigi is holding.
coltranepep: Larry: I am the emperor of eavesdropping and spying.
coltranepep: A reenactment of "YouTube Poop".

Anthony: Mario: (All this 'cause of a football game?)

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