Noah B. Woods: Mario: This is what you get for that-a prank at the Christmas party!

Pirate-Guy: Kirby: Am I the only one who noticed that we can't breathe underwater?

Warioman: Peach: I just wondered, how are we breathing?

George 200: Kirby: Something weird's going on... but I can't put my finger on it... It's on the tip of my tongue... Oh yeah! HOW CAN George 200: WE BREATHE UNDERWATER?!

Your Twin the Fourth: Luigi: Rocks, with, numbers, must, DIE!!!

Daisyplayer1: Prince Peasley: Kirby, I want you to meet Bob, my pet crab.
Daisyplayer1: Peach: FYI, Luigi is just carving a statue of me.
Daisyplayer1: Hermit Crab: I'm gonna bite Luigi's butt!

Fireball: Kirby: Wrong game.
Fireball: Luigi: Before I break this rock, how can I breathe underwater...?
Fireball: Kirby: There's... A FIRE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!

J-bit: Luigi: If I can't breathe underwater, then this rock can't either!
J-bit: Peasley: ...And that's how you grow hair.

Brawler Koopa: Peasley: You are in the wrong game, bub!

Neon Koopa: Kirby: ... Where am I?

WendyRulez and Co: Kirby: If we're sleeping with the fishes, I want a shark to eat! **GOOD PRIZE**

binary guy: Bird: Luigi, there is an easier way to shuck clams, you know.
binary guy: Rock: For anyone interested, I have found a piece of info on that notch. It requires fire.

Dragongirl: Blablanadon: Hey! That's MY golden hammer!!!
Dragongirl: Kirby: How am I breathing underwater? I don't have that snorkel thingy!
Dragongirl: Rock: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
Dragongirl: Crab: I'm sorry. You're such a wonderful person that I have to stare.
Dragongirl: Peasley: I CAN'T WATCH!
Dragongirl: Peach: You know, Blablanadon, that balloon thingy with the exclamation point in it is trying to suck your brain out.
Dragongirl: If you think the hermit crab should kill Luigi, turn to page 21.

Flitchard: Blablanadon: Why am I here, present, not there, in attendance? I'm supposed to be meeting, getting acquainted with
Flitchard: encountering, introducing myself to a nice, pleasant, has his head on straight, perfect Koopaling, Koopa Kid, kid Koopa Flitchard: name Morton Koopa Jr.
Flitchard: Peasley: No, my good warp knight. We're looking for the BEANstar, not the WARPstar!

gibsonm496: Luigi: Can I put my arms down now?
gibsonm496: Prince Peasley: Does that rock have... eyes?
gibsonm496: Kirby: Poo-Waa! (The only sound that Kirby makes, not sure if I spelled it right...)

Bob: Peach: So you're the bird whose name is really hard to pronounce...
Bob: Kirby: Luigi! Don't smash that rock! MY PIE IS IN THERE!!!

antiriku: Kirby: No, Luigi! Don't smash that rock! It has a cheat code for Super Smash Bros. Brawl on it!

Shadow Matt: The reason that that bird is angry is because the "rock" Luigi's going to smash is really an egg.
Shadow Matt: Prince Peasley: If my eyes are closed, how can I see a pink puffball?

Senom299: When Luigi hit the boulder, everything went crazy, mostly the fact there was PINK in the room.

Psycho Brick Block: Luigi: I did it! I made a stone! Let's see what Mario and the Youtube Poops say about this now!

Gyro Koopa: Pteradon: Woah! ... Did I forget to turn off the oven this morning?

Dry Bones: Blabanadon: LUIGI! ARE YOU GOING TO BREAK THE FORBIDDEN ROCK UNDERWATER?!
Dry Bones: Peasley: Mm mm mm, Kirby, you're underwater without your snorkel...
Dry Bones: Kirby: Must... eat... PEA!!!

polkamon: Luigi: Now, for my last magic trick, I will shatter a rock with a sledgehammer!

Waluigi's Twin: Blablanadon: Hang on, there's something written on this boulder... "L is real 2401"?! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Super Goomba: Bowser (disguised as rock): Ok, now sneak up on the Marios disguised as a- WARRGH!!!
Super Goomba: Kirby: The fact that you can turn a rock into a crab is nice, but that doesn't explain to me HOW I GOT HERE!!!
Super Goomba: Blablanadon: HEY! ... That one coral is a mirror of the other!

Pete: Kirby: Luigi, there is an easier way to shuck clams.
Pete: Prince Peasley: You'd think he'd just go around the rock, not smash it.
Pete: Luigi: I blame Lord Drash for this!

Anthony: Luigi: Yo birdthing, one, I only farted once; two, I am smashing this rock; and three, I don't know why you're ugly!
Anthony: Peach: Yeah Luigi, hit the rock! (It's the only thing he can hurt...)

joshuakoop: Blabanadon: LUIGI, THAT'S MY EGG!
joshuakoop: Kirby: That bean looks yummy.

Dry Bones: The crab is doing his best Mario game over pose.

The Spectre: When it was realized that Luigi would be the manliest of the five contestants in this year's Mushroom Toughman
The Spectre: competition, the audience turnout ended up lower than expected... **GOOD PRIZE**

Wendy: Clawgrip: What? This makes no sense! BabaWhatever is underwater, Luigi put Peasley and Peach in Pokeballs and now
Wendy: he's searching for more, Hermie and I shrunk, and why is Kirby here?

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