Pirate-Guy: Info Block: ...And the winner of the burp contest is Piranha Plant!

vampireluigi: This is what happens when Koshi makes an Interview show.
vampireluigi: Plant: As your therapist, I suggest you don't eat Larry next time, he could get mad and nearly bite you.

Daisyplayer1: Yoshi: Man, this is booooring! I knew I should've stayed home and watched Jon and Kate Plus 8!
Daisyplayer1: Toadies: Bravo! BRAVO!
Daisyplayer1: Weird Green Piranha Plant: Hey Yoshi, check out my beard.
Daisyplayer1: Happy Block: The weather for today will be sunshine with some swirley clouds.

Shade Koopa: Info Box: Hey Yoshi, come 'ere an bop me so ya can get a clue! (Do do do do dododo)
Shade Koopa: Yoshi: Dude, that plant is so UNscary it's untrue... OH MY DAD, IS THERE A TALKING BOX BEHIND ME?!

Neon Koopa: Judges: Dude, Simon Cowell conned us again!

Your Twin the Fourth: Yoshi: One, two- Wait, what's going on? I haven't started yet!

warioman: Yoshi: I can't believe a plant that’s tied to the ground with roots beat me at the long jump!

polkamon: Toady #1: Toady #3, you can't give an extra point to Piranha Plant just because he's green.
polkamon: Toady #3 scribbled under his score, "I need to use the potty, be right back."**GOOD PRIZE**
polkamon: Piranha Plant: Hey, you there, you look kind of familiar. Are you my grandson?
polkamon: Due to the "Dancing with the Stars" judges' lack of brains, the middle judge has given Yoshi and Piranha Plant a 5.9 but
polkamon: accidentally reversed it.

Pete: Yellow Block: Yoshi used flutter kick! It deals much damage! Uh oh, the Russian judge didn't like the move too much…
Pete: Plant: Let's see, 9, 9.5, 10! Yay! I counted to ten by five tenths!
Pete: This is how they grade Mario's fall into the deep chasm.
Pete: Toady: Guys, I think we should stop using Etch-a-Sketches.
Pete: And from this we learn from the floating block that "ignorance is bliss".

George 200: Help Block: (to Narrator) Hey there, Mister Boss Man. I'M QUITTIN’ THIS JOB! THE DINOSAUR BARELY HITS ME!

WendyRulez: Yoshi and some random plant star in a "Who Can Pull Off The Seven Deadly Sins Most Skillfully" starting with Sloth!
WendyRulez: Yoshi: Yoshi think this is stupidity contest.

Dynomite8: A synchronized staring contest.

Amber Koopa: Yoshi: That was the single worst reenactment of Swan Lake ever. Let me show you the steps ONE MORE TIME...

antiriku: 1st Shy Guy: (whispering to the second) My 9 point sign is actually an upside-down 6 sign!

Doopliss' twin: Yoshi: I thought this was an egg toss contest, not a spine... ball... thing, toss contest…
Doopliss' twin: The International Villain Totally Not Rigged Olympics have begun, and Yoshi's Egg (that hit the mountains) scored a zero,
Doopliss' twin: while the plant’s spine ball bean thing hit the forest and scored a... um... much higher than Yoshi!

Cubone: Wow. Even the Yoshi is getting tired of the Yoshi's Island series. That's sad.

Kkadwell: The Blowhard’s decision to NOT blow seeds at Yoshi, thus robbing him of egg-fodder and effectively halting his forward progress
Kkadwell: forever, was highly lauded by management. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Ninten Dude 64: Yellow Yoshi: This staring contest is getting old…

J-bit: Happy Block: To avoid the plant that is in your way, simply throw an egg at yourself but make sure it blinds you, then forget my words
J-bit: and jump into his mouth. You will be digested and be killed. IT'S THAT EASY!

zz1666: Yoshi: Oh sure, wait until now to take away the Egg Block…

Dragongirl: Yoshi: Why do I deal with these idiots everyday?
Dragongirl: Info Block: Happy happy happy! Nothing can go wrong! Especially since Yoob's climbing up the cliff right now! He's gonna eat us
Dragongirl: all! YAY!!!

Brick Block: Amazingly enough, the Yoshis actually DO miss Baby Mario's incessant crying.
Brick Block: Block: Congratulations, Yellow Yoshi! You jut won the "Bored Face" contest!
Brick Block: Blowhard: Sorry, but your baby is in another level.
Brick Block: Blowhard: Wait a sec! Aren't you supposed to be playable only in fortress levels?
Brick Block: Blowhard: What? You wanna know if I saw a baby? Hmm... Do you mean the one that wears a big, red cap and keeps crying
Brick Block: loudly inside a floating bubble? Nope, didn't see him.
Brick Block: Blowhard: How is your eyesight, Yoshi? Quick, tell me how many fingers you see here!
Brick Block: Blowhard: Why can't I compete in the Skateboard Tournament?! Give me a good argument!
Brick Block: Blowhard: Are you going to give up? My brother has never lost to anyone in the Suicide Attempt from a Cliff Contest!
Brick Block: Blowhard: I just realized! The sky is BLUE!!!

Shadow Omega Zero: Yellow Yoshi: You're kidding me, right? Only 4 enemies? I thought this was Yoshi's Island! And why must I commit
Shadow Omega Zero: suicide in order to complete this level? And what in DAD's name is this marshmallow doing here?

MarioFanaticXV: The judges were impressed with both athletes at this Olympics staring contest.

Ryan: Yoshi: *sigh* Dancing with the Stars isn't anything like it is on TV anymore.

Emerald Shroob: Instead of throwing an egg, Yoshi decided to throw Baby Mario at the Piranha Plant. Unfortunately, he plummeted down the
Emerald Shroob: bottomless pit since he was heavier than the eggs Yoshi was used to.

Fireball: Yoshi: BABY MARIO! Oh well, at least the judges enjoyed it...
Fireball: Yoshi: Darn! Baby Mario and I needed one more point to win the Yoshi Olympics.

Morton Koopa Jr: Yoshi: Okay Blowhard, you can spit out Baby Mario now. It's past the 30 second mark. **GOOD PRIZE**

yoshFACE: Toadie: Where's Mario?

flitchard: Yoshi: How am I supposed to dive into a bottomless pit?!
flitchard: Toadie with red squiggle sign: Psst, guys! I think our signs are upside down!
flitchard: Red Squiggle: I say, 10, boy!

Jalvo the Slime: There it was, the greatest throw of all time until it was blocked by an eager fan, which blocked his chances for 3 tens.
Jalvo the Slime: Yoshi: What is the point of this?

Paper Shadow: Thunder struck and the game called Yoshi's Island 3 became impossible and unplayable.

yoshidude: Yoshi: I don't care if there is a name on your side of the island.
yoshidude: Yoshi: I don't know why everyone is rating me on how long I can balance a red triangle on my tail.

Super Goomba: Yellow Yoshi: ... Why am I even here? I just wanted some mayo!

Dry Bones: Info Block: And now we have the staring contest between the plant and the Yoshi!

Yosh 3000: Little does Yoshi know, those Shy Guys aren't judging him, as they are judging the smile of that happy little block over there.

Got something to tell me? Email me!
Go back to the previous Contests.
Go back to the current Contest.
Go back to Lemmy's Land.