Contest 283
Picture by Atticus

Wacky Koopa: Yoshi: Why is Mario holding that big batch of red cotton candy behind his back?
Wacky Koopa: Yoshi: Is Mario unaware of moving day?

Petey Piranha Fan: Peach: *sigh* Well, Mario's coming. Time to move again.
Petey Piranha Fan: Toad: Ok, so who's going to stay behind to tell Mario his princess is in another castle?
Petey Piranha Fan: Bowser: Hand over those empty cardboard boxes or pay with your lives!
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Peach! I brought cotton candy and an old horror flick! Ready to party? Peach?

Leah Koopa: Peach: Hurry, he might see us...
Leah Koopa: Yoshi: You told Mario that we're moving to Sarasaland, right?

Gyro Koopa: Some jerk called Atticus keeps writing all over the place...

Jalvo the Slime: Mario: Finally a day where I can come over without having to save the day!
Jalvo the Slime: Yoshi: Yoshi think Mario here to visit!
Jalvo the Slime: Bowser: Into the pipe, sweetie!

the game prince: Peach: Okay, guys! Any minute now Mario is gonna be here to ask me out, so just be quiet and proceed to the
the game prince: pipe o- Oh no...

Cubone: Yoshi: We're really going to give Bowser our chocolate? So we're either betraying Mario or being smart, huh?
Cubone: Peach: I can't believe he gave me a fruitcake for Christmas. Nobody eats those except Bowser! **GOOD PRIZE**

antiriku: Mario: Peach, I have been knocking here since 2 AM! It is 5 PM now! Come on out!
antiriku: Yoshi: Who wrote Atticus on the wall? I bet it was Yoshi- wait, I didn't do it!
antiriku: Bowser: Woah, I thought I was taking a warp pipe to my castle, but I appeared at Peach's! Mario is here!
antiriku: Bowser (Weird Al Yankovic in disguise): They see me mowing my front lawn, I know in my heart they think I am so white
antiriku: and nerdy... What? I can't sing?!
antiriku: Cloud: I can talk! Hey, is that Mario?! I'd better tell Bows- I see he already knows!

Daisyplayer1: Yoshi: Why is Mario at the door? Princess Peach is right in front of me.
Daisyplayer1: Bowser: Hurry up with those chocolate bars, slaves! Ludwig's gonna drool all over my castle any minute now!
Daisyplayer1: What Mario doesn't know is that Bowser's gonna kidnap Peach pretty soon.
Daisyplayer1: Bowser: Hup two three four! Hup two three four! Get your butts over here, cause we're going to Boot Camp!
Daisyplayer1: Mario: Hello, Princess Daisy?

zz1666: Little did Mario know that Bowser had already won Peach over by giving her a pet Yoshi.

WendyRulez and Co: Which place should we go, Mario's Lovey-Dovey Castle or Bowser's Teletubbies of Doom?
WendyRulez and Co: Bowser: Hey Mario. Do you know who wants you around here? You're most wanted in... AMERICA!!!
WendyRulez and Co: Peach: For the last time, Bowser, Christmas is OVER!!!
WendyRulez and Co: Yoshi: Um, Mario, that castle is scheduled for demolition.
WendyRulez and Co: Bowser is gonna have a LOT of Goonie wings to eat.

Mariorulez: Mario: (holding cotton candy) Oh PE-EACH! I need to borrow another pair of pants again!

polkamon: Bowser: Mario, I know that you are in that pipe, stop pretending you can't hear me!
polkamon: I will point out 2 things. One, Peach isn't home. Two, there IS a Bullet Bill waiting at the front door, hoping the cotton
polkamon: candy is good.
polkamon: Toad first in line: Where's your castle, Peach? In the pipe?

flitchard: Peach: Hey, Bowser! Thanks for letting me and my Retainers stay at your castle while mine is being fumigated!**GOOD flitchard: PRIZE**

Luigi007: Mario: My cake! Peach made me a CAKE!!!
Luigi007: Peach: Captured again?!
Luigi007: Yoshi: Some luck you have…
Luigi007: Yoshi: What is Mario doing over there? He should be over here. Maybe I can get away before meanie Bowser sees me.
Luigi007: Mario: Lalalalalala! I'm getting’ cake from my favorite person! All right!
Luigi007: Luigi: SEE?! I told you my brother is clueless!

ShyYoshi: Peach: Is the moving van ready yet?

Shell Mario: Mario: WOOHOO! Today is the day I'll ask Peach to be my bride, and Bowser is nowhere to be seen! Oh, this moment
Shell Mario: is RICH!
Shell Mario: Yoshi: Hmmmmm, what's Mario doin’? He's goin to miss the countdown for the castle explosion? I should probably
Shell Mario: tell him... Ooh, birdies!
Shell Mario: Bowser: CHA-CHING! I've successfully found a way to drain all of the water out of the lower balcony, so now Mario
Shell Mario: can reach the doors and get to more levels and stars! I'm such an evil genius!!!

Caleb The Weasel: Mario: Peach will forgive me now, it’s not like she'll move out or something.

MKFan7: Bowser: At last! The Mushroom Kingdom is mine! And Mario doesn't even notice!
MKFan7: Peach: I hope Mario doesn't know I don't like him anymore.
MKFan7: Bowser: This is my best plan yet, fooling Mario into thinking we are stealing the princess when these people are really
MKFan7: Koopas in disguise!
MKFan7: Super Mario DSi: Peach Surrenders!

Kkadwell: When Bowser is in one of his "useful, cooperative" moods, he's often seen helping the princess hide away the food
Kkadwell: from her pantry in preparation for Mario's visits.

Pete: Bowser: Come ON, Mario! It's almost time for the auction!
Pete: Peach: Feh! Like I'd want cotton candy!
Pete: And this is how the phrase "Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle!" came to be.

Super Goomba: Bowser: Ok, here's the warp pipe to freedom! I'll take care of Mario...
Super Goomba: This is the original idea for Super Mario 64, but Nintendo quickly scrapped it because they realized that they'd Super Goomba: made Bowser the hero and Mario villain for no reason.

Neon Koopa: Yoshi: LOOK AT MARIO! HE THINKS WE ARE STILL IN THE CASTLE, EVEN THOUGH WE ARE GOING TO
Neon Koopa: BOWSER'S- Oops...

Shadow Koopa: Bowser: C'mon, Peach, faster! Mario's cotton candy is coconut! Run!

Brick Block: Bowser: Hey, Mario! Your new game will happen in the Outer Space, not there
Brick Block: It seems everybody finally realized that letting a plumber that just CAME OUT FROM THE SEWERS into their homes is
Brick Block: a bad idea.***FIRST PRIZE***

Steven: Peach: That Atticus wrote on the castle walls again. We will have to live with Bowser until we get it cleaned, everyone.

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