the game prince: Wendy: Who paid for this shipment when they could have paid me?
the game prince: Morton: I like talking, do you like talking? ... You're DEFECTIVE!
the game prince: Lemmy: Take it, Iggy! You know you want it! OR at least everyone who read your diary knows...
the game prince: Roy: I hate soft things.
the game prince: Ludwig: Shipment number twelve?
the game prince: Larry: (No comment...)
the game prince: See what happens when you own a famous website?

MKFan7: Iggy: What? Lemmy dolls would be a great thing to sell on your website.

Leah Koopa: Lemmy: You want this, don't you Iggy? Don't you?! DON'T YOU?! **GOOD PRIZE**

Daisyplayer1: Lemmy: Are you guys trying to mock me?!
Daisyplayer1: Roy: (to himself) Kill the Lemmy plushies... Punch their heads off... BASH THEM IN!
Daisyplayer1: Ludwig: That's weird, Morton's never speechless on something cool like The Amazing Lemmy Plushie.
Daisyplayer1: Wendy: Don't worry, my babies, I'll protect you from that mean ol' Uncle Roy.
Daisyplayer1: Lemmy: Don't lie to me, Iggy, I know you took one of the arms off of my Lemmy plushie.

polkamon: Iggy: Lemmy, I can't believe you forgot the glasses!
polkamon: Morton: Seriously, will these voodoo dolls protect us from Bowser's punishments?

Petey Piranha Fan: Iggy: NO, YOU IDIOTS, NOT GOOGOO DOLLS! VOODOO DOLLS! VOODOO DOLLS- ACK!
Petey Piranha Fan: Morton: I want a refund. Mine doesn't do anything.
Petey Piranha Fan: Roy: Wow, dolls can be fun! DIE, LEMMY!
Petey Piranha Fan: Wendy: Now where did I put my Lemmy doll? It could be here... It might be over here... Darn it, it's lost!
Petey Piranha Fan: Wendy: Well, it's very kind of you to make me all these, but I- Hey, is this ticking?

Shoshi: Iggy: You have a land, a doll, what's next, deoderant?

George 200: Roy: Whaddaya mean that wasn't the real Lemmy? ... Oh.

flitchard: Lemmy: I had correctional surgery on my eyes, you know...
flitchard: Lemmy: Are you SURE Donkey Kong will try to steal these? ***FIRST PRIZE***
flitchard: Larry: Not... mocking! ... CHOKING!!! HELP!!!

Wacky Koopa: Lemmy: Oh no... Roy... crushed... doll... It... was... a voodoo!
Wacky Koopa: Morton: All right, Lemmy doll, you and I are having the ultimate staring contest.
Wacky Koopa: Larry: Hey guys, how do you like my Lemmy impersonation? Wait, what do you mean Lemmy already put that idea
Wacky Koopa: into dolls?!
Wacky Koopa: Ludwig:  Hmm, the box says "Fra-gee-lay". Is that Italian?

warioman: Lemmy Doll in Roy's hand: I'm a clownish Koop-ack!

Brick Block: Roy: Dang it! Why isn't the voodoo working?!

antiriku: When you look at these, two things come to mind: you wonder why Lemmy is holding a doll of HIMSELF, and why
antiriku: haven't they died YET?!
antiriku: Iggy: Hey, Lemmy, why are you holding a doll of yourself?!
antiriku: Iggy: I accidentally erased Koopa Girl's signature with Ludwig's machine!
antiriku: Roy: Where are the Larry dolls? I want to kill them, not Lemmy dolls!
antiriku: Iggy: Lemmy, where is your ball?!
antiriku: Wendy: Roy, you idiot! That is a Lemmy doll, not an Iggy doll!
antiriku: This is the picture that will be at the top of the new part of Lemmy's Land, called Lemmy's Gift Shop!
antiriku: Larry: I'm stupid!

Bonz: Iggy: They weren't kidding when they said that these were fragile.
Bonz: Ludwig: (How in the world did they find my secret collection of Lemmy dolls?)

Slike373: Iggy: When I said it was ugly, I was talking about Larry's face!

Neon Koopa: Morton: Is it me, or have you gotten smaller, Lemmy? Lemmy? DON'T YOU GIVE ME THE SILENT TREATMENT!!!
Neon Koopa: Ludwig: Everyone is going INSANE.

Gyro Koopa: Yay... dolls.

Phantos67: Lemmy: I took your preious doll, Iggy. How will you sleep at night?
Phantos67: Iggy: MY DOLL!

Joseph Yoshi: Even holding the doll made Larry's IQ drop lower! **GOOD PRIZE**

Jalvo the Slime: Iggy: What? All they had were googly eyes!
Jalvo the Slime: In the moment Morton thought he had the ultimate challanger for the "Quiet Game".
Jalvo the Slime: Larry: Hey! I'm Lemmy!
Jalvo the Slime: Lemmy: Do I look this dumb?

antiriku: Iggy: Lemmy, I just now noticed this but, Koopa Girl forgot to have her name in her Captio- Are we in her Caption?

Angelette: Lemmy was hoping to market dolls of himself, but the idea got rejected.
Angelette: Iggy: I didn't know I ordered a bunch of voodoo dolls!

Pete: Iggy: But I don't want to play "House", even if the dolls are plush!
Pete: Lemmy: Look at it this way. Either we play with these, or we end up visiting Susan.
Pete: Ludwig: I am not entirely sure we will sell these, even with expensive advertising.
Pete: Morton: I have to admit, at least these gifts are more entertaining than Wendy's fruit cake.

Dinah Ranieri: Lemmy: AAAUGGH! Why is everyone buying voodoo dolls of me? Hey, Iggy! Want one?

Brick Block: Iggy: I don't think King Dad will like a box full of those plushies for his birthday. He's already sick of seeing your face
Brick Block: every day.

Cubone: Lemmy: Oh look. A me toy flailing my arms, eyes rolling, with a string that yells "Save me, Iggy!" when you pull it. I don't
Cubone: suppose you have anything to do with this?
Cubone: Morton: All this plush does is yell random sentences about Iggy! WHO CAN PUT UP WITH SOMETHING SO LOUD?! ...
Cubone: Wait...

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