Petey Piranha Fan: Rosalina: What happened to blondes having more fun?
Petey Piranha Fan: Yoshi (in egg): Yoshi? There's no Yoshi here. Come back later when the suggestive background is gone.
Petey Piranha Fan: Rosalina, with a horrified thrill, remembers her allergies to chocolate.
Petey Piranha Fan: Toadette has always secretly hated the Valentine's Day dance ever since she learned that Toad tended to
Petey Piranha Fan: sweep her off her feet... literally.

MKFan7: Yoshi: Go away, Birdo... And take off that bow!

Pete: Dimentio: Ahhh! What did you do to my dimension?! It looks like my room now!
Pete: Rosalina: Uh, Ludwig, I thought you were married to Karma.
Pete: Birdo: That's what you get when you forget our anniversary, Yoshi!

WendyRulez and Co: Bowser (offscreen): Why couldn't Peach be my valentine?

antiriku: Ludwig: I have a box of... COOKIES?! I PAID $1,000,000,000,000,000 FOR CHOCOLATE!!!
antiriku: Birdo: *Birdo noises* (How do I dance with this egg?)
antiriku: If you notice... Mario's nose and Luigi's nose are VERY FAT!!!
antiriku: Rosalina: Sorry, I'm good and you're evil! I can't go out with you!
antiriku: This isn't actually a Valentine's Day dance, in fact it is actually a love poster Mario gave to Peach!
antiriku: Mario: Peach, did you know I have a FAT nose?!
antiriku: Rosalina: Ludwig, I will not date anyone who brings me a box of cookies!
antiriku: Rosalina: Sorry, Ludwig, I am awesomely drawn, but you are badly drawn, I can't date you!

Daisyplayer1: Toadette: Let's swing it, Toad!
Daisyplayer1: Birdo: Oh my gosh! Where's my Yoshi?
Daisyplayer1: Rosalina: You brought chocolates for me? Oh Ludwig, you're the best Koopaling ever!
Daisyplayer1: Princess Daisy: Hey Luigi, wanna go to the Fire Emblem concert tonight?
Daisyplayer1: Ludwig: As I said before in Caption Contest 249... I love you, Rosalina.

Jalvo the Slime: Birdo: Yoshikins, you can stop hiding and show your love.
Jalvo the Slime: Daisy: I love your nose job, Luigi.
Jalvo the Slime: The party was good untill Toad threw Toadette into the egg which rammed Birdo who shot an egg at Mario.

Neon Koopa: Yoshi (in egg): AHHHHH! Yoshi got cooties! NOOOO!
Neon Koopa: Ludwig: Peach paid me to steal the chocolates you were gonna give to Mario so she could be his valentine!
Neon Koopa: WAHAHA!...

George 200: Mario: I love... WAIT A SEC. YOU'RE NOT ROSALINA!!!

Nintendo Fan: Ludwig: Will you be mine? *blushes*
Nintendo Fan: Rosalina: You want me to be your valentine? But I thought you loved Karma more!

Shoshi: Rosalina: YOU DUMPED ME FOR CHOCOLATES?!
Shoshi: Rosalina: Here's a lesson in getting a girl to like you: Let HER open the chocolates.

Ravyn78: Rosalina: *sigh* You're my secret valentine?

polkamon: Rosalina: Darn it, I wanted Lemmy...
polkamon: Birdo: I don't want an egg as a partner for the dance, I'm going to Matchfinder.com right now! ***FIRST PRIZE***
polkamon: I can tell why Luigi and Daisy are interested in each other, just count their eyes.

Brick Block: Popple (inside egg): LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Brick Block: It's because of couples like Ludwig and Rosalina that Fawful should never be allowed near Cupid's arrows.
Brick Block: Showing this picture to Bowser is an 100% effective way to know what he had for breakfast.**GOOD PRIZE**

flitchard: Mario loves Peach, Luigi loves Daisy, Birdo loves Yoshi, Toad loves Toadette, Rosalina loves ???, and LUDWIG LOVES
flitchard: CHOCOLATE!!!
flitchard: Ludwig: So, whaddaya wanna bet that "Peach's Birthday Cake" is the background music for this Caption next week?

lughi: Mario: Ummm... Rosalina?
lughi: Birdo: Yoshi, do I really smell that bad?
lughi: Rosalina: Oh, thanks, but I have a boyfriend. it's um, um, um Steve.

zz1666: Birdo: Too many hearts! Can't... count them all!

Angelette: Toadette: Wow Toad, you've been working out!
Angelette: Birdo: I hope this egg I spat up hatches into my date soon.
Angelette: Rosalina: Sorry Ludwig, I only like Star Bits.**GOOD PRIZE**
Angelette: Daisy: Luigi, could you like, GET OFF MY TOE?! Thanks sweetie.
Angelette: The Crazee Dayzees are singing a love song and everyone brought earplugs except Mario and Peach.

Gyro Koopa: Love is for losers; this picture proves it.

dwyane wade: Birdo: Where's Yoshi?

Boxman: And Luigi woke up 5 seconds later...

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