Pokemaniac Joe: Larry: Quiet! How's the Goomba supposed to flip the princess' skirt if you keep making noise?

Metaknight82: Larry: SHHHHH!!! BE QUIET, LEMMY, OR YOU'LL BLOW OUR COVER!!!

Cubone: Larry: Don't move, Lemmy! There's a wild net behind you and it looks hungry!

Pirate-Guy: This is Peach preparing the course 10 days before the Mario Kart race in Peach Gardens.

Leah Koopa: Larry: Shh, she might find out that we rigged the turnips to change into Goombas.
Leah Koopa: Goomba: Now, where was I supposed to find the word Atticus again?

polkamon: Lemmy: But if our plan is to reach under the bush and get that brown cube, why did we bring the butterfly net?

Jalvo the Slime: Larry: Shush. This is how Peach gets her turnips for Brawl.

Spiker Koopa: Larry: THIS is what you become once you realize that you are a plant lover- Oh, wait...

Daisyplayer1: Goomba: Woah! Did those Monty Moles come after the turnips again?
Daisyplayer1: Larry: Shhhhh! Okay Lemmy, here's the plan: we sneak over to Peach's garden and take those yummy red turnips
Daisyplayer1: without Peach seeing us.
Daisyplayer1: Peach: Hello little turnip! I think I'll call you Bob!
Daisyplayer1: Larry is teaching Lemmy how to be sneaky.
Daisyplayer1: Larry: Now listen, Lemmy, it's very important that we keep those Monty Moles from going after those delicious red
Daisyplayer1: turnips.
Daisyplayer1: Iggy (buried in the ground): Hello? I am NOT a turnip! Can someone get me out of here?

flitchard: Larry: SHH! That stupid Koopa katcher will NEVER find us back here!

Neon Koopa: Larry: Now Lemmy, remember your training and whatever you do, try to resist jumping into the mud like you did last
Neon Koopa: time!
Neon Koopa: Lemmy: No Larry, I don't want to see what you found in your nose!
Neon Koopa: Peach: There you are, my babies! I promise I will NEVER let Mario near you again!
Neon Koopa: The Goomba looked on worriedly as Peach proceeded to dig Goomba-shaped holes in the ground. He had also
Neon Koopa: seen Mario making little crucifixes just a few minutes before...
Neon Koopa: Peach had methods to make herself stronger in SMB2... She'd PRE-GROW THE PLANTS! ***FIRST PRIZE***

zz1666: Larry: I see you have changed your hairstyle as well, Lemmy.
zz1666: Larry: Quiet Mr. Net, or we'll never kidnap these plants for my garden.
zz1666: Larry: Oh no, she's abusing the plant! Look at her, killing that plant with her smile.
zz1666: Larry: Hey Goomba, I told you to streal those plants, not eat them.
zz1666: Lemmy: Why do you get to do all the talking?

Joseph Yoshi: Larry: I told you that Goomba would be too lazy to attack.

koopaling: Bowser Jr: Ahh, mud skin therapy...

polkamon: Peach: I'll keep the green ones to remind me of Luigi, and throw away the bad ones to forget Mario!

lughi: Peach: Why do pineapples have eyes?
lughi: Lemmy: Shh! We'll steal one of those radishes for our science project.

badyoyo: Larry: Ok Lemmy, our job is to snatch Peach's turnips so she doesn't appear in Super Smash Bros. Powned and we do.

Brick Block: Lemmy: Is she going to pick up Bob-ombs and Beam Swords from the ground like she does in the Smash Bros. games?
Brick Block: This is how Princess Peach prepares herself before a war against the Koopas.
Brick Block: Larry and Lemmy have just found the place where the princess keeps the Mushroom Kingdom's military weapons.
Brick Block: It's just the princess picking up some ingredients for her cake. The Goomba and the pile of dirt are also included in the recipe.
Brick Block: Lemmy: Should we tell the princess that her dead pet rabbits don't need to be fed anymore?
Brick Block: Contrary to popular belief, Princess Peach DOES get smarter with each kidnapping. She set up a cardboard cutout of herself to
Brick Block: fool both Larry and Lemmy, and is about to catch them from behind. **GOOD PRIZE**
Brick Block: Lemmy: Larry, we've been observing the princess for a long time already, and I still haven't seen her talking with the
Brick Block: vegetables about Mario and world domination.

Luigi007: Larry: Quickly! Get her while she's planting turnips for the next Super Smash Bros!

the game prince: Lemmy: Ever since Super Mario Bros. 2, Peach has been obsessed with radishes.
the game prince: Why is the Goomba sad? Well, when Peach runs out of radishes, he will be next...

Brawler Koopa: Goomba: Must... stare... into... hole... in... hopes... that... I... will... grow... taller...

roymustdie: Larry: She is so gonna throw those at us.
roymustdie: Iggy (offscreen): Um... Guys, this net is heavy... OW!
roymustdie: Goomba: AHHH! Where are my teeth?
roymustdie: Larry: Peach is reliving SMB2 memories... Let's sneak away.

Someone: Larry: Look at what you never, and I say NEVER, should do when you collect turnips...

Angelette: Goomba: (I bet if I plant myself in this hole for a few days, I'll be gigantic and finally be able to smash Mario!)

WendyRulez and Co: Goomba: I hope she isn't thinking of putting me in there...
WendyRulez and Co: Lemmy: Are we here to capture the princess or the Goomba?
WendyRulez and Co: Goomba: This is a Caption Contest, not a staring contest!

Peteyperson: Peach: I love you, turnip! :D

Pete: Larry: Quiet, you don't know if the turnips also have ears!
Pete: Lemmy: Couldn't we just snap a photo and call this proof of "living plant abuse" and get Peach jailed?
Pete: Goomba: Let me get this straight... You bury the vegetables, and then you drown them with sprinkled water? **GOOD PRIZE**

Caleb The Weasel: Lemmy: Watch the finger, smell the finger, hear the finger, taste the finger, BE THE FINGER!
Caleb The Weasel: Goomba: Oh my god, these holes are as big as me.

rainbowgal: Lemmy: Are you sure she's not gardening for the Atticus?

Yosh 3000: Larry: As soon as the princess leaves, we grab the Goomba then run!

antiriku: Goomba: I didn't know Peach was a gardener.
antiriku: Larry: Shush, I will get the brown boxes!

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