RoseKOOPA: Iggy: The password is... Password.
RoseKOOPA: Shady Figure: Girls only.
RoseKOOPA: Shady Figure: Nice work, Iggy. You got the goods?

EarthBoundRules: Dad, can you come out of your fort for a second? It's dinnertime.

Daisyplayer1: Guy inside the house: (to Iggy) You Koopas were the ones that graffitied my house!
Daisyplayer1: Iggy: Hey, what's that over THERE?!
Daisyplayer1: Koopa Bros. (in the house): Psst, Iggy, come here. You want revenge on your mean brother Roy? Come on in and
Daisyplayer1: help us throw Koopa shells at him.
Daisyplayer1: Guy in the house: What's the password?
Daisyplayer1: It was the graffiti on the house that made Iggy's hair stick up like a mohawk.

polkamon: Lemmy: Is THIS my new house?

shadowbowser: Guy in Box: Hello, and welcome to Evil Box Guy Inside an Evil Box with drawings on it, how may I help you?
shadowbowser: Would you like the evil food or the evil drink?
shadowbowser: Guy in Box: Dude, your hair is messed up. Good thing I am in the safe zone. No weird hair for me. **GOOD
shadowbowser: PRIZE**

flitchard: Iggy: I know Koopa Girl likes to autograph these things, but... THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

WendyRulez and Co: Iggy: I don't think I want to know what's in there...

Pete: Person inside box: NO Lemmy! Wait outside until I'm done using the potty! **GOOD PRIZE**
Pete: Lemmy: Wendy, I really do not care how long your nose hairs are. Just get out here and help me find my ball!

Daniel: Lemmy: Ludwig, stop hogging Contest 277's chocolate chip cookies!
Daniel: Lemmy: Give my ball back, Roy!!!
Daniel: Iggy: What happened to my hair?!

zz1666: Lemmy: All right, I know that evil face was clearly drawn on by you. I'm not stupid. I can clearly see that you drew this, you
zz1666: dumb bush. Stop looking so innocent. I know it was clearly you.

Luigi007: Guy in Box: YOU ARE NOW DOOOOOOOMED!!! You will now turn into Lemmy's BALL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Luigi007: Iggy: Okay, so tell me, Mr. Box, (I'm going to kill Lemmy for this) are you an Oscar Mayer Weiner?

Peteyperson: Yes, it's the "Turn Iggy's Hair Into Broken Stained Glass" monster...

Hammer 101: What the guy in the house DIDN'T know, was that Iggy had a black marker in his shell... No, it was blue.

Slike373: Iggy: Why exactly did they make the selling of tacos illegal, again?
Slike373: Hey, what's with the graffiti? We had a Super Mario Sunshine picture last time!
Slike373: Mysterious set of eyes: Come on. Join the dark side. We have cookies.

Neon Koopa: Iggy: Seriously, the church just exploded! And I now have to walk around with this piece of a stained glass window
Neon Koopa: in my head! Which HURTS!
Neon Koopa: Iggy: ... That's it, Roy, you have officially CROSSED THE LINE!!! ... Meh, what am I gonna do about it anyway?

Jonah C: Woah. I don't remember Mario looking like that....

Palomb15: Iggy: Uhhh, La-Larry? Is that you? C'MON IGGY, BE A MAN! ... AHHHHHHHHH! KING DAD!
Palomb15: Wow! Koopa waz here...? Scary eyes...? A SMILEY FACE?! *gasp* First bad grammar, then scary eyes! THEN THE
Palomb15: SMILEY FACE?! Even Roy dosen't go this far!

Chris: Yellow Eyes: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

MKFan7: Who knew Bowser was cruel to Iggy too?

Brick Block: Popple: Sorry, but I'm not hiring new people to fill the "Rookie" spot anymore! Just look at what the last one did to my
Brick Block: hideout! HE PAINTED IT PINK!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Brick Block: Iggy: So, you've managed to kidnap Roy and now you want one million coins for his freedom? Hmm... Can I have
Brick Block: your autograph?
Brick Block: Iggy has searched and searched for hours, but has yet to find a barber who is brave or crazy enough to take on his
Brick Block: hair.

Badyoyo: ????: Come on in... I have candy.

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