Contest 295
Picture by Atticus

Kkadwell: Mario: You know, whenever a videogame hero goes to a lot of trouble to unclog a chimney or drain or intestinal tract or
Kkadwell: something, they usually get to KEEP the priceless artifact that was causing the problem... It's kinda
Kkadwell: convention...**GOOD PRIZE**
Kkadwell: Blue Pianta: Oh boy, thank you so much for finding my Shine! As a token of my gratitude, please take this Shine in
Kkadwell: return!

Daisyplayer1: Mario: (That Pianta better give me a great vacation here in Delfino Plaza and not rip me off like with the rain incident
Daisyplayer1: in Caption Contest 254.)
Daisyplayer1: Female Pianta: Hey, where did the sun go?
Daisyplayer1: Mario: (to Pianta) *pant* Okay, I found the Sun Shrine you asked for. Can I go home now?
Daisyplayer1: The Pianta in the backround is holding a pan because he wants to be like Mr. Game and Watch.
Daisyplayer1: Mario: (to Pianta) I found this clogging your toilet.
Daisyplayer1: Mario doesn't know that the Pianta that's clapping his hands is really Bowser in disguise.

iggy: Yellow Pianta: I don't care how many Sprites you get, you'll never impress me.

flitchard: Corona Mountain: WAHHHHH! I WANT MY SHINE SPRITE BACK!!!

Slike373: Mario searched direly for the last of the graffiti so he could finally leave, when he finally found all of it in a mirror.**GOOD Slike373: PRIZE**
Slike373: Pianta in background: Hah! I told you Mario would mistake a yellow piece of cardboard for a Shine Sprite!
Slike373: Mario: CHEESE!

zz1666: Pianta: Um... It's great that you got a Shine Sprite, but Super Mario Sunshine has already ended... You know that, right?

Pete: Blue Pianta: Yay! You found my favorite piece of candy!
Pete: Mario: You'd think it would be safer to do this exchange on SOLID GROUND...
Pete: FLUDD: It dosen't bother you that all you have to do to beat the game is go to that cave instead of looking for Stars?

Brick Block: Pianta: Ooh, nice job! You found the Shine Sprite that I flushed down into the sewers earlier! I guess I should think
Brick Block: twice before eating another one of those things!

polkamon: Blue Pianta: In return for your valiant efforts of cleaning the entire town of goop, I award you negative one Shine
polkamon: Sprites!
polkamon: Blue Pianta: I'm a Chuckster! Yippee... Wait, where's Mario?
polkamon: Yellow Pianta: After eating 119 Shine Sprites in a row, I'm ready for the last one. Now, where is it?

princesspixiekitty1234567890: Mario: The dirt turned my hair brown!!!
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Blue Pianta: Great! Now go find the remaining 799!
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Blue Pianta: Good job! You cut a perfect Shine Sprite! Now go find the real thing.

Brick Block: Pianta: Woah! That was a nice magic trick you pulled off there! I had no idea that there was a Shine Sprite inside my
Brick Block: nose all this time! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Brick Block: Mario: Shh... I'll give you this Shine Sprite if you keep your mouth shut about the incident that you saw down there in
Brick Block: the sewers involving me and the "former" police chief.
Brick Block: F.L.U.D.D: Mario, if you are actually thinking of starting an illegal business of selling Shine Sprites, at least do it in a
Brick Block: less public place! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Jalvo the Slime: Blue Pianta: I thought you were a plumber, not a chimney cleaner!

Neon Koopa: Blue Pianta: Yay! Now I don't have to use those horrible public toilets again!!!
Neon Koopa: Mario: Quit poking me, FLUDD!

Leah Koopa: Mario: All right, I found your cardboard Shine in the sewer, where's my money?

antiriku: Blue Pianta: The Shine Sprite has captured Mario! Shine Sprite, send him to jail!

the game prince: The Pianta is not clapping because Mario found the Shine Sprite, but rather because he thinks Mario ate the giant
the game prince: pineapple.

Angelette: Blue Pianta: You found my Shine Sprite cut-out from Kindergarden!
Angelette: Mario: Disguising this mud bomb as a Shine Sprite is NOT funny!
Angelette: Mario: After going inside this clogged pipe, I don't WANT to know what's on me.

Kra-Z Koopa2097: Mario: All in a dirty day's work.

Luigi007: Mario: I need a shower.

RoseKOOPA: Mario: Yeah yeah, you're welcome. And by the way... YOUR SHIRT IS UGLY!
RoseKOOPA: Female Pianta: Oh look, a flying Pikachu.
RoseKOOPA: Mario: And this is why I changed my job from carpenter to plumber!

Gamer Girl: Mario: So THIS is the thing that was clogging your pipe.

EarthBoundRules: Mario: I went through the sewers to get this Star for you, and all I get is a thank you?

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