Brick Block: What the princess should have done to escape from Bowser in the first Paper Mario, if she actually had a brain in that
Brick Block: empty blonde head, of course!
Brick Block: Peach: Hey, look! There's a Koopa down there on that hill! HI MR. KOOPA! And look again! There's a Goomba right
Brick Block: next to him! HI MR. GOOMBA! And now they just fired a Banzai Bill towards me! HI MR. BANZAI BILL! **GOOD PRIZE**

Yosh 3000: Paratroopa: Oh my dad... That butterfly is hot!

Daisyplayer1: Peach: Oooooh, a butterfly!
Daisyplayer1: Paratroopa: I didn't know Peach could parasol her way out of Bowser's castle. I wonder what Mario would have to
Daisyplayer1: say about this.
Daisyplayer1: Introducing Super Paper Princess Peach, where she can fly into different areas with her parasol and her new
Daisyplayer1: buddies Tippi and Paratroopa help Peach save Mario and Luigi! BUY NOW! Rated P for Princess.
Daisyplayer1: Parakoopa: Woah! I didn't know Peach's butt was big.
Daisyplayer1: Tippi: Follow me and I'll lead the way to where Mario and Luigi are!

flitchard: Peach: With that new Red Bull stuff and my parasol, I can finally fly!

Neon Koopa: Peach: Mario, don't look up until I've landed, ok?
Neon Koopa: Paratroopa: ... Random...

polkamon: Lemmy (from below): Guys, if you want to chat later, that's fine, but this is a RACE, so HURRY UP!!!
polkamon: Koopa: Oh no! I forgot my port-a-potty at home!

Shoshi: Koopa: Wait a second, her eyes aren't focused on the butterfly...
Shoshi: Follow the leader!
Shoshi: The Koopa KNOWS he's being watched...

Dragongirl: Paratroopa: OH MY DAD!!! PEACH HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A BUTTERFLY!
Dragongirl: Apparently Bowser was late for Peach's 4:00 kidnapping, so Peach asked a butterfly, a Paratroopa, an umbrella, and
Dragongirl: an exclamation point to kidnap her instead.

Shell Mario: Peach: Hey! I can see my house from here. Oh yeah, I don't have a house, I have a CASTLE!

Palomb15: Koopa Troopa: Don't you dare fart!
Palomb15: Yay it's look-at-anybodys-butt day!

Lakitufo: Paratroopa: Oh no, here comes the Peach Bomber again...

Pete: Green Paratroopa: I'd better keep silent. Peach might use her Side-B attack again.
Pete: Tippi: In regular nature, I don't think you could float to safety with a parasol, but what do I know? I'm just a flying MSN logo. Pete: **GOOD PRIZE**
Pete: Peach: I wonder how I got this far up in the first place.

Crystal Koopa: Paratroopa: ... How is Peach floating without wings?

Angelette: Peach: Wow! I can see my castle from here!
Angelette: Paratroopa: Omigosh! My paper origami butterfly came to life!
Angelette: Tippi: Stop looking down at those Piranha Plants, Peach, or you'll hit that brick wall up ahead.

Sam: Paratroopa: Oh my DAD, her butt is huge!

Bandy Andy: Paratroopa: It's a fairytale.
Bandy Andy: Paratroopa: Oh my DAD! A windup butterfly and princess!
Bandy Andy: Paratroopa: There's the princess! She's not coming down!

NSMBWII: Peach: HEY! I can see my castle from here!

Martinbros: Paratroopa: That butterfly has a cookie under its wing! I'd better snatch it before Peach spots it!
Martinbros: Paratroopa: Now's my chance to capture the princess! Ready... Set... Does that butterfly there have a cookie?

Nintenbro0: No one remembers what happened past this moment other than a huge war broke loose between the two jealous
Nintenbro0: partners.

Bob: Peach: Ooh! Pretty butterfly! MUST CATCH!

Flippier999: Private Koopa: Lady! There are some of Bleck's Paratroopas and Paragoombas approaching!

Ravyn78: Paratroopa: (to Peach) Peach, you're supposed to fly like us, not use your umbrella to float!

Razor Koopa: Paratroopa: Peach, your butt STINKS! Get it out of my view!
Razor Koopa: Peach: I will use that butterfly to kill Bowser and save Mario!
Razor Koopa: I think the Paratroopa finally found a good target to practice his X-ray vision.
Razor Koopa: Paratroopa: Did that cloud above me just talk?
Razor Koopa: A game of follow the leader.
Razor Koopa: Paratroopa: You played with my pet butterfly for five minutes, now where's my money?!

Bandy Andy: Paratroopa: Wow! My windup, butterfly-attracting Peach doll works!
Bandy Andy: When Peach farted, everyone could smell it.
Bandy Andy: Paratroopa: You do know that your back says "I'm an idiot", right?

WiseWarrior: Paratroopa: This must be why Mom said not to eat sweets before I go to bed!
WiseWarrior: Paratroopa: Even in the air I'm at the back of the line!***FIRST PRIZE***

Daniel: Paratroopa: Ok, Tippi, here's what you do when you're being interviewed: remove all punctuation marks near you.

J-bit: Koopa: Uhhhh, Houston? We got a problem...

Gold_The_Hedgehog: And... the Paratroopa wins the "Fall to Your Death" Olympics!
Gold_The_Hedgehog: Paratroopa: I just remembered! The wings on my back are an illusion... AHH!

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