soadfan1: Since this day, hockey was never the same.

Shoshi: Peach: Yoshi! You finally spit them up!
Shoshi: Mario and Luigi- Yoshi's Inside Story.

mathgrant: Peach: Everybody lie down! ... Ha! I didn't say "Peach says"!
mathgrant: Peach: Eek! I never realized how freaky Bowser's head looks from this angle!
mathgrant: Peach: Perhaps I should have warned them that I just waxed my floor made of ice two minutes ago.

Chris: Peach: MY GOD, YOSHI, WHAT DID YOU EAT?!
Chris: Peach: I leave you guys for five minutes...

Daisyplayer1: Yoshi: Uhh... It wasn't me! It was that Wind Crystal that blew everyone down when it lost to the Bowser Statue in
Daisyplayer1: Roy's Sports Hall!
Daisyplayer1: Luigi: I SURRENDER, YOSHI! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!
Daisyplayer1: Peach: YOSHI! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Daisyplayer1: Mario: Mamamia!
Daisyplayer1: Peach: Bowser, are you okay, sweetie?
Daisyplayer1: Yoshi: It was Jojora, I SWEAR!!!

Josh: Yoshi: Yoshi! (I beat the snot out of these 3.)

Shadina: Princess Peach: YOSHI! How could you?! You killed Mario and Luigi!
Shadina: Mario: Oooohhhh... I shouldn't have eaten all the Mushrooms all at once...

Leah Koopa: Peach: Yoshi! I thought you said those Mushrooms were safe!
Leah Koopa: What happens when Yoshi bets he can stay up the longest.

flitchard: Who knew Yoshi was lactose intolerant?
flitchard: Yoshi: Birdo pregnant. **GOOD PRIZE**

Doopliss' Twin: Yoshi: No! I swear it wasn't me, it was that tanooki over there disguised as a torch!

Joshua: And so, Mario and Luigi 3 became Bowser's Inside Story after everyone refused to re-enter Yoshi for filming.

polkamon: Peach: What do you mean they ate too much chocolate?
polkamon: Yoshi: Told you I could make them faint. Now give me that kiss so I can turn into Mario.
polkamon: Bowser: You dance so nicely, Mrs. Bush... Zzzzzz...

The Game Prince: Peach was last seen discovering that Yoshi was a serial killer. You can guess what happened to her.

princesspixiekitty123456789: Peach: Wait, should I be in love with Yoshi now? He saved me...
princesspixiekitty123456789: Mario: Being inside a dinosaur is not pretty... especially when you come out.
princesspixiekitty123456789: As Bowser was about to grab Peach he fell over, causing a small earthquake around them and half
princesspixiekitty123456789: of them fell too.

Bloomfeather: Peach: I really wish Donkey Kong would stop leaving his banana peels everywhere. They're starting to become a
Bloomfeather: real drag.

antiriku: Yoshi: Peach, stop cooking for them! **GOOD PRIZE**

Peteyperson: Peach: I just KNEW they had a drinking party!

Livid-Lament: And this was the moment when Peach realized giving Yoshi burritos was a very bad idea.

WendyRulez and Co: Peach: I'm not cleaning this mess up!
WendyRulez and Co: Looks like Yoshi wasn't too happy about not being in Mario & Luigi 3...
WendyRulez and Co: Peach: *sigh* I'll go get the shovel and the gravestones...
WendyRulez and Co: Peach: Oh dear, Mario, Luigi, and Bowser are DEAD.

Angelette: Yoshi: And everyone die. The End.
Angelette: Peach: Omigosh! The sky had babies!
Angelette: Yoshi: Pay the fee to pass, Peach, or the same fate that came to them awaits you also.

Razor Koopa: Peach: NOOOOOOOOO! MARIO'S DEAD! HE OWES ME FIVE COINS!
Razor Koopa: This is why you should NEVER go to Roy's closet without corks in your nose and a full bottle of air freshener.
Razor Koopa: Yoshi: Don't be scared, Peach! They just fainted because they're in a dead zone and they don't have Verizon
Razor Koopa: Wireless.
Razor Koopa: Mario, Bowser, Luigi: Tele...tubbie... evil... Never... watch... again...
Razor Koopa: Peach: Yoshi, you're next! I will kill you by making you play my horrible game, Super Princess Peach, like I did to
Razor Koopa: them, unless you force Nintendo to make me a better game! MWAHAHA!

Dragongirl: Yoshi: Uhhh... It wasn't Yoshi! Was Bowser! Oh wait...
Dragongirl: Peach: You killed Mr. Boddy too, didn't you, Yoshi?

palomb15: Peach: Huh? Yoshi, why did Mario, Bowser, and that lima bean faint when I came in with my wishlist? Oh well... Yoshi, I
palomb15: SO want a peach, a beach, and a...

Pinoy Guy: Yoshi: Oh, I was supposed to bake the cake at 350 Farenheit? I thought you said Celsius.
Pinoy Guy: Bowser, Mario, and Luigi are all unconscious because Peach just cut a huge fart. Yoshi will notice it soon...
Pinoy Guy: Peach: See? That proves everyone is tired of me being in a pink dress!

LemmyLover567: Yoshi, did you take them off their meds?
LemmyLover567: Oh my goodness. They are dead. Yoshi, are you a gravedigger?

J-bit: Peach: Yoshi! Pick up this garbage! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Nicktendo 64: YOSHI KILL! PEACH NEXT!

Tony Paratroopa: Yoshi: Is it nappy time already?

lilboo: Yoshi: Where do you keep getting these stories?!

Dr. Hawkins: Peach: Nice Yoshi?
Dr. Hawkins: Peach: Ah! The deed is done. Thank you, Yoshi. Here is your cookie.
Dr. Hawkins: Yoshi: Consider it a favor, from me to you.
Dr. Hawkins: Peach: Well, everyone that is important to me in the group made it. Yoshi, did find Mario's will?

Mr.C: Peach: Yoshi, why did you hurt them?!

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