badyoyo: Larry and Lemmy are very upset with the Pittsburgh Penguins winning the Stanley Cup.

zz1666: Toad: And I thought Peach was scary!
zz1666: Toad: I can't believe my eyes! I'm seeing Lemmy move perfectly without his ball!

J-bit: Toad: Wait! Kill me after I get my own game!
J-bit: Toad: Wait! Kill me after Mario Galaxy 2 comes out!

flitchard: Lemmy: SEE? I DO have fangs! I just don't show 'em much.

Yosh 3000: Toad: Oh no, they're approaching me with hockey sticks, MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS!

Daisyplayer1: Larry: Are you ready to kick Toad's butt?
Daisyplayer1: Toad: WAIT! That's not a hockey puck, that's one of Peach's expensive checker pieces!
Daisyplayer1: Announcer: Looks like Team Toads is the easiest team to defeat, according to Team Koopalings.
Daisyplayer1: Larry: (to Toad) Relax, this will only hurt for a minute. Hee hee hee.
Daisyplayer1: Toad: YIKES! If Lemmy and Larry get past me into the goal, Bowser will kidnap the princess for SURE and she'll
Daisyplayer1: deduct my pay!
Daisyplayer1: Lemmy: A Toad for a goalie? This'll be TOO easy!
Daisyplayer1: Toad: I don't know why Peach wanted me to be a goalie.
Daisyplayer1: Lemmy: If Toad's too scared to be a goalie then we can get this puck into the goal in no time.

Gold_The_Hedgehog: And thus, Toad is only a host in Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympics. **GOOD PRIZE**

Bandy Andy: Toad: Oh no! I just remembered i could have saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! **GOOD Bandy Andy: PRIZE**

nsmbwii: Announcer: Today, folks, we have Lemmy and Larry about to score a point for the Bowser Monsters, and a Toad about
nsmbwii: to wet himself.
nsmbwii: A hockey player's version of "The Underwhere".

Joseph Yoshi: Toad: My nose, WHERE'S MY NOSE?!

polkamon: Toad: It's official: I hate Mario Party 5.
polkamon: Toad: Do I really look like Donkey Kong?
polkamon: Lemmy: Guard the stupid goal, diaper dork!

ShadowKoopa93: Toad: @$^^##*!!!

Goomba: Toad: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! All those years of laborious hockey lessons and I'm gonna get a puck shoved down my
Goomba: throat!
Goomba: Scoreboard: Toad: 0 -  Koopas: 81
Goomba: Fans in bleachers: GO LARRY AND LEMMY!

Jalvo the Slime: Toad: THIS WAS NOT IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION!

Tony Paratroopa: Lemmy: Prepare to be served on ice!
Tony Paratroopa: Toad: MARIO! HELP!

Nicktendo 64: Next on Luigi's Do-It-Your-Stinking-Self: How to play ice hockey!

Eric the Koopa: Toad: Oh no... I LEFT THE OVEN ON!!!

Angelette: Toad: Hey, you guys said you're on my team!
Angelette: Toad: AHHH! THERE'S A GIANT CHAIN CHOMP HEADED THIS WAY!!!

Iggy: Toad: I'll have your money by Friday!

Kkadwell: Mushroomer: At least I have no more teeth that can be knocked out...
Kkadwell: Larry: We haven't been giving the Canadians nearly enough credit... Those guys have some AWESOME torture
Kkadwell: techniques! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Brick Block: Just a preview of the upcoming "Luigi's Do-It-Your-Stinkin'-Self #264: How to Manage Your Own Hockey Team of
Brick Block: Losers and Win", featuring Luigi, the Koopalings, and Toads #384576, #421584, and #752196.

Neon Koopa: Toad: OKAY! I QUIT!
Neon Koopa: Lemmy and Larry already gassed the crowd, now there was only Toad left to deal with.

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