Goomba: Mario: This toilet is disgusting! I'm sure glad that the viewers can't see Iggy's bloody glasses behind there!
Goomba: Mario: So THAT'S where I put my Mushroom!
Goomba: Toilet: BLAGH! I can't believe I actually ate all that stuff!
Goomba: Mario: I wonder why the Koopas plugged my toilet with their most prized possesions just for the sake of plugging it!

T.K.O.C: Wow, there must be a shop down there. How did it get down there?

Razor Koopa: And because of that, Mario decided to quit plumbing and be a hero.
Razor Koopa: Mario: Take that! For being in New Super Mario Bros. Wii! Beating up that annoying Bowser Jr. is WAY more fun!
Razor Koopa: Roy: Me'n my siblings will kill in New Super Mario Bros. Wii for that!
Razor Koopa: Luigi: I knew I couldn't trust Mario to fix the toilet!

Neon Koopa: Mario: ... Roy really needs to stop sticking his head down the toilet!

Dynomite8: Mario: This always happens after barbecue night...
Dynomite8: A poster showing the importance of the "curtesy flush".
Dynomite8: The Chuckolator 2 attacks in the most unexpected of places...
Dynomite8: This is why Mario needs comfort food. **GOOD PRIZE**

zz1666: Mario: ... Yeah, I'll just give this one to Luigi. **GOOD PRIZE**
zz1666: Mario: What is this, some kind of toilet version of Chuckolator?

Shadonic12: This is what Mario had to go through in Contest 295.

Nicktendo 64: Tiny Goomba Surfer: FREEDOM!

Palomb15: What is Yoshi eating nowadays?
Palomb15: What part of don’t use my toilet does Wario not understand?

Samurai Guy: Mario: (Note to self: Never let Luigi help me again!)
Samurai Guy: After this mistake he learned never to buy stuff in a dark ally... the hard way.
Samurai Guy: Mario: Hm. There was something my brother said about never buying a toilet from a Koopa with blue hair...

polkamon: Mario: Bowser, are your kids having digestive problems again?
polkamon: New Boss: The Toilet. How to Defeat It: Stick a plunger into its mouth.

Sam: Mario: How did the Koopa Kids get into my bathroom? Oh well… *sigh*

Pinoy Guy: This is a historical moment! It will be the first time Mario actually plumbs something!
Pinoy Guy: Mario: I don't care how many coins this warp pipe leads to, I am not going inside!
Pinoy Guy: Luigi: Now let's see what you learned from Caption 255!

Peteyperson: So THAT'S where Mario hides all his stolen things.

Sly Guy: Mario: Wow, it's amazing how many people use one toilet!

Razor Koopa: Mario: I hope the Koopalings don't find out I borrowed some of their stuff for clogging Toad's toilet when he asked Razor Koopa: me to fix it.
Razor Koopa: Mario: I need to find clues that the Koopa family has been in my house. Hmmmmmmmm... Nope, no clues here!

princesspixiekitty1234567890: Mario: Ok, this is a new low for those game writers.
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Mario’s brand new game: The Mystery of the Clogged Toilet.
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Mario: Even going to the bathroom on Friday the 13th is a bad idea.

Lilboo: Mario: Looks like Bowser has been letting his kids play in the toilet again.

Sky Koopatrol: Mario: Mamamia! Who flushed the Koopa Kids down the toilet?!

Bonz: Mario: Holy Spaghetti, has Toad been flushing things down the toilet again?! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Dragongirl: Mario: Wow! I didn't know Goombas could surf!!!

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