princesspixiekitty123456789: Bowser's Clown Copter: This is a new low for Bowser.
princesspixiekitty123456789: Luigi: (whispring) Little does he know there's an atomic bomb in there.
princesspixiekitty123456789: Luigi: You'd better give me that back! i will tell my mommy and she will give you a smack!!!
princesspixiekitty123456789: Luigi: Dag nab you teens and your fancy gizmos!

Eric the Koopa: Clown Copter: *sigh...* I wish my lawn was as neat as his...

polkamon: Luigi: I am serious! Get out before everyone on Plit finds out I keep my beauty magazines in a warp pipe in my
polkamon: backyard!
polkamon: Bowser: Since I have seven pepperonis on my pizzas and you have six, I suppose I win this game of Survivor. TOO
polkamon: BAD!

zz1666: Luigi: Don't eat that, Bowser, it's poisoned! I'm on the same side as you. Let me just give the pizza to Mario so he can eat
zz1666: it, then we can settle on a trade for Peach.
zz1666: Luigi: Hey, there's no drive-thru at Pizza Hut!

Peteyperson (offscreen): Dad, did Bowser steal your pizza again?

Leah Koopa: And that is how Luigi learned that pizza may be called a pie, but you don't need to let it cool first.
Leah Koopa: Clown Copter: You think you have it rough? Try carrying this fatty around everywhere.

Goomba: Clown Copter: I'm sorry, Luigi. Bowser made me do it.
Goomba: Bowser: All right Lemmy, I got the pepperoni.
Goomba: Luigi: Hey! That's Mario's CHEESE pizza! If you take that away he'll go crazy!
Goomba: Luigi: Hey! So YOU'RE the one who's been carving "Atticus" into my lawn! I HATE YOU!

flitchard: Koopa Klown Kopter: If the boss eats that thing, I'm gonna crash!
flitchard: Luigi: Mario! I know that's you in that Bowser costume! GET BACK HERE WITH MY PIZZA BAGEL!
flitchard: When Clawdia gets cravings...

Razor Koopa: Luigi: Darn you, Bowser! If you'd come a few seconds later, my pizza could've been free! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Razor Koopa: Luigi: What's wrong with you, Bowser? Writing "Atticus" on my lawn?
Razor Koopa: Bowser: I don't care if this pizza has poison, whatever that is, I'm hungry!
Razor Koopa: Luigi had no idea that he was yelling at Bowser's clone and the real Bowser was robbing his house. But Bowser
Razor Koopa: and his clone didn't know that the Clown Copter was out of gas.

Dynomite8: Klown Kopter: If he eats one more bite, I won't be able to hold him anymore!

Super Goomba: Clown Copter: Bowser, I don't think he hears you. I think he's busy arguing with that guy off-screen...

Shell Mario: Luigi: Hey! Stop! That's-a Mario's POISON Mushroom pizza!

Super Kool Koopa: Luigi: Hey, Mario, get out of that Bowser costume now! I know that's you!
Super Kool Koopa: Mario in Bowser Costume: It's-a me, Mari- Oops, I mean, It's me, Bowser.
Super Kool Koopa: Luigi: (whispering) I knew that poisonous pizza would come in handy!

J-bit: Luigi: Hey! That's Mama Luigi's!

Sam: And this is how Bowser gets revenge on Mario.
Sam: Bowser is making sure Mario stays on his diet.

Nicktendo 64: Luigi: That pizza cost twelve ninety-five! TWELVE NINETY-FIVE!

Chris: Luigi: HEY YOU! I forgot to add the anchovies!

Dragongirl: Luigi: I DON'T WANT ANY OF THE STUFF YOU'VE GOT, YOU DUMB CLOWN COPTER!
Dragongirl: Bowser: Would you like a green cockatoo or a nice, fresh, hot, and tasty pizza?
Dragongirl: Goomba: I just hate it when I'm squished with my favorite hat on, and everybody thinks I'm a pizza! **GOOD PRIZE**
Dragongirl: Bowser: I can't have pizza? No, YOU can't have pizza.

mathgrant: Luigi: I don't give a darn about pizza - give me back my paper plate!
mathgrant: Luigi: Don't you DARE make me throw this random yellow fluffy stuff at you!

Yosh 3000: Luigi: I told you to bring a pie to replace the one I ate, not a pizza pie!

Lilboo: Luigi: No Bowser, I told you I just want the squiggly line, not the whole pizza!
Lilboo: Bowser has finally realized that trying to takeover kingdoms and kidnap princesses doesn't pay the bills...

Razor Koopa: Luigi: You're giving ME a free pizza?! Don't waste your money on something unimportant like me! I mean, I'm only
Razor Koopa: dieing of starvation!
Razor Koopa: Luigi: For the last time, Bowser, I'm not buying your stupid pizza!
Razor Koopa: Bowser traveled all the way from his kingdom with his Clown Copter (which is alive and can eat), stopped at
Razor Koopa: McDonalds, Subway, and Pizza Hut, and now he's too busy eating pizza to destroy the Mario Bros.

Shadonic12: Luigi: Hey-a! Give me back my Clown-a Copter!

Wolfakundeadkoopajr: Luigi: BOWSER, I-a told you to bring me ingredients for Goompa cap pizza, not to bake one!
Wolfakundeadkoopajr: Clown Copter: Sadness, my shadow looks like a tomato...

Sky Koopatrol: Clown Copter: Aww... It smells so good!

Neon Koopa: Luigi: It clearly states in the leaflet that if you don't get here on time, I get the pizza for free, and you're fifteen
Neon Koopa: seconds late!
Neon Koopa: Bowser: How could you possibly know this is yours? It hasn't got your name on it... Oh my god, it has. **GOOD Neon Koopa: PRIZE**

Pinoy Guy: Luigi: Aw come on! My business in pasta is already ruined by Bertolli and Chef Boyardee, and now the deep dishes? Pinoy Guy: What's next to go, the paninis?!
Pinoy Guy: Koopa Kopter: More food? I can't support the weight this fat turtle brings!
Pinoy Guy: Bowser: Haw haw! You spent the whole night slaving away in the kitchen while you could have just bought pasta
Pinoy Guy: bread bowls from Pizza Hut!

Shroomshire: Luigi: Hey! What do you mean I have to pay? You got here late so that pizza is FREE!

Petey Piranha Fan: And, yet again, Bowser failed to pay at the drive-thru.
Petey Piranha Fan: Luigi: You're twelve seconds late! I REFUSE TO PAY FOR THIS!

Shadow Koopa: Clown Copter: I never get any of Master's pizza. *sniff*

Kkadwell: When kidnapping Mario failed to lure Luigi to Castle Koopa, Bowser tried a more personal approach...
Kkadwell: Clown Car: Aw man... Like this guy really needs to EAT more!
Kkadwell: Bowser: Yeah yeah, like I'm gonna listen to threats coming from a guy wearing an apron.

Brawler Koopa: Luigi: YOU CRAZY KIDS! I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY!

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