Contest 309
Picture by Latisha Banks

Shadow Koopa: Bowser Jr: So, Yoshi used lick, power is 20, accuracy 100 percent, shouldn't do lvl 2 Iggy much damage...

Petey Piranha Fan: Iggy soon regretted calling himself "magically delicious" when his siblings decided to test it out.
Petey Piranha Fan: Iggy: This online dating service really stinks...
Petey Piranha Fan: Bowser Jr: How many licks does it take to get to the center of an Iggy? The world will soon know...

badyoyo: Iggy: I'm sorry, but I can only allow two Yoshis on Noah's ark! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Black Ghost: Iggy's tribute to Michael Jackson.
Black Ghost: Bowser Jr: Meh, I give that one a 7. NEXT!
Black Ghost: Bowser Jr: Iggy, that's cold, dude. That's just cold.
Black Ghost: Blue Yoshi: Can I pleeeeaaase cut off his tongue?
Black Ghost: Iggy: Ooh! Yoshi eggs!
Black Ghost: Bowser Jr: Aww, he likes you!

princesspixiekitty1234567890: Bowser Jr: Okay, it's offical. licking iggy makes you turn orange.
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Lemmy (offscreen): Wah! iggy found a new brother!
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Blue Yoshi: *sigh* I cut classes for this?
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Bowser Jr: Iggy, you may now kiss the bride.
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Iggy: Ow! Needle in my toe! Needle in my TOE!
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Blue Yoshi: Orange is officially the color of the blind.
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Blue Yoshi: I'm so happy you two finally had kids!
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Bowser Jr: Iggy, you know that Yoshi is poisonous, right?

Joseph Yoshi: Iggy: I've been kissed by a plumber- er, I mean dino!

Pinoy Guy: Iggy: This was the worst day to wear my cinnamon-scented deodorant.
Pinoy Guy: Bowser Jr: How did Yoshis get into our house?
Pinoy Guy: Bowser Jr: Interesting. 45 percent of the Yoshis thought Iggy was cherry-flavored, 54 percent thought he was a
Pinoy Guy: mixture of nutmeg and brown sugar, and one particular Shy Guy thought he was a piece of Lemon Candy. **GOOD
Pinoy Guy: PRIZE**

Luigi007: Bowser Jr: You may now kiss the bride!!! Hahahahahahaha!

Nicktendo 64: Blue Yoshi: What the?! What is this line for?!

flitchard: Orange Yoshi licked Iggy all over his face! Iggy got goosebumps!

Angelica: Orange Yoshi: Something tastes really icky and sour here...
Angelica: Iggy: (Oh DAD! You're the most SICKO Yoshi I've ever seen in my life!)
Angelica: Bowser Jr: Ah, I see... So the Orange Yoshi likes to eat Koopalings... Very, uh, interesting.

zz1666: Green Egg: Is it cramped in here or is it just me?
zz1666: Pink Egg: Ah, a talking egg!
zz1666: Jr: That deserves a speeding ticket. I've never seen anyone stun Iggy that fast before.
zz1666: Jr: Let' see, if I put my X here it shall be impossible for Iggy to win. I'm finally going to snap my 100-match losing streak in
zz1666: Tic-Tac-Toe! **GOOD PRIZE**
zz1666: Iggy: I'm too chill for you.

Dragongirl: Bowser Jr: You know, this might make a good Scribble.
Dragongirl: Bowser Jr: Be quiet, I'm making pencil and paper history here.
Dragongirl: Iggy looks uncomfortable with that Yoshi's tongue superglued to the side of his head.
Dragongirl: Bowser Jr: Hey Iggy, Mario signed this contract so he could release wild Yoshis in the castle! But he didn't read the
Dragongirl: fine print so his soul now belongs to me!

polkamon: Blue Yoshi: This IS the line to get a drink from the water fountain, right?
polkamon: Bowser Jr: Hmmmmm... Yep, Iggy likes it when Yoshis lick him.

Goomba: Blue Yoshi: You are my wife! How could you just cheat on me like that?!
Goomba: Yoshi Egg and Birdo Egg: AAH!!! Baby Bowser has a clipboard that he's writing his evil plans on!
Goomba: Iggy: Hey buddy, I'm not a fruit! i know I might smell like one but that's because I just had eight apples for lunch.
Goomba: Baby Bowser: All right, Orange Yoshi, your time is up. Who else wants to lick Iggy with their long tongue?

Cornpie: Bowser Jr: Hmmmm... So it seems Orange causes uncontrollable shaking... What about Blue?

Razor Koopa: Blue Yoshi: This is the worst party EVER! Only three morons came, and for the food!

Dark Storm: Bowser Jr: And how do you rate your experience, Iggy? ... Uh huh.
Dark Storm: Yoshis eagerly line up to audition for a part in the new upcoming soap opera, "Days of our Kingdoms".

CharmyBee123: A recap of Contest 277. Wait... Where's Black Yoshi?

Shell Mario: Orange Yoshi: FIREBALLS... YUMMM!

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