flitchard: What happens when Ludwig, Morton, and Iggy all do cannonballs at the same time...
flitchard: Mario: Peach, when I said I'd make-a you a pearl necklace, I didn't mean I'd swim down to Clam City and steal them from
flitchard: Clambos!
flitchard: Roy: "Wave" bye-bye to Peach, Mario!

Angelica: Peach: Mario! Didn't you hear me?! I said to NOT swim when there's no bad guys around! You're really stupid, ya know?

zz1666: Cheep Cheep: That hat looks tasty!
zz1666: Cheep Cheep Underwater: Mario tastes salty.
zz1666: Mario: Aw come on, Peach. I've saved you thousands of times and you can't save me once? **GOOD PRIZE**

Razor Koopa: Peach: Mario, that water is only an inch tall, you just want another kiss!
Razor Koopa: Mario: Please, Miss Cheep Cheep, will you marry me? Peach! I didn't know you were there! **GOOD PRIZE**

princesspixiekitty1234567890: Roy: Man, I hope this turns out like when Dark Koopa interviewed Daisy.
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Peach: Mario, I have told you a thousand times, the pool is not a bathroom!
princesspixiekitty1234567890: Mario: Dumdeedum de dum. Oh, fishy!
princesspixiekitty1234567890: As soon as the fish got near Mario, he was stunned by his body odor.

Dragongirl: Peach: No Roy, I won't come to your castle for a piece of toast.
Dragongirl: Roy: I'll just drown Mario for Peach, and then I'll get a Klondike Bar!!!
Dragongirl: Wave: OM NOM NOM!!!
Dragongirl: Peach: How many times have I told you Cheep Cheeps not to play in the moron pond? ***FIRST PRIZE***

Pinoy Guy: If you thought this looks bad for Mario, wait until he realizes that his swimming trunks are floating next to him.

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario's beach vacation was immediately sabotaged by the Koopas, who had no desire to see Mario without his
Petey Piranha Fan: shirt.
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario quickly realized why he should have waited an hour before eating- the fish smelled sushi on his breath.
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario realized with horror that he had not removed his secret hamburger stash under his hat and gloves.

Nicktendo 64: Mario: Oh no! I'm gonna drown! I must... look at Peach!

CharmyBee123: Mario: Aww... Wook at the widdle fishy, HOLY-

marioman: Roy: That is ONE HOT DAY!

Luigi007: Roy: Who's the hottie?
Luigi007: Mario: NOOOOOOOO! I haven't saved my money on car insurance by switching to GEICO!!!

Badyoyo: Peach: Uh, Mario, the fish are harmless.

polkamon: Mario: Ha! Nice try, Peach, but I know that there is no Koopaling behind me about to squa- *SPLAT*

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