Introbulus:
King Bob-omb: Con-sarnit! My arm's too short!
Introbulus: Lakitu
tried to distract King Bob-omb from his golf game with his favorite food,
infected
Introbulus: hamburgers.
Introbulus: Bob-omb
in the background: Who am I supposed to be?
Apple
Kid: Apparently the Bob-omb King didn't make it on Toadstool Tour,
for obvious reasons.
Apple Kid: Bob-ombs
meet Mr. Potato Heads.
Zeus:
Lakitu uses the old burger-on-a-string technique to get his cloud to move.
Zeus: Lakitu:
First fly-fishing, now crown-fishing!
Zeus: King
Bob-omb: This new nose clashes with my crown!
Philip
Mekeel: Two characters that were rejected from Mario Golf Toadstool
Tour: King Bob-omb and his Philip Mekeel:
court
jester.
Philip Mekeel:
I
wonder if that green hamburger means that Spongebob Squarepants is starting
to sell Pretty
Philip Mekeel:
Patties
again.
Luigi128:
King Bob-omb found out that golf just wasn't his sport.
Luigi128: Lakitu
tries to cheer up King Bob-omb by offering a green burger.
Luigi128: Lakitu:
Why can't anyone see my face?
Luigi128: King
Bob-omb: WHY CAN'T I HIT THE BALL WITH MY GARDENING HOE?!
Luigi128: King
Bob-omb: Why is there fruit in my crown?
Luigi128: Lakitu
successfully obtains a spoiled burger from King Bob-omb's secret food stash.
Dylan: Hamburger:
Because of the fact that Lakitu is too embarrassed to show his face, I
will be hosting
Dylan: Bob-omb
Golf today.
Dylan: Lakitu:
The final score in Bob-omb Golf is Rob-omb, 6, 7, 8, 5, 6, 7, 4, 6, 8,
7; King Bob-omb is,
Dylan: 99999999,
999999999, 9999999999, 999999999, 46567657474764766, 665676476, 9898989898,
7686789879,
Dylan: 9896989689697969696899999,
9999999999999999; and Burger is 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 so the winner
is
Dylan: Burger!!!
***FIRST
PRIZE***
Boshee:
King Bob-omb: Get that infected hamburger away from me! I'm trying to play
golf here!
Boshee: Bob-omb
dude in the background: (to himself) Heh, I love how you can hire these
Lakitus not only
Boshee: to
annoy King Bob-omb into betting that he can make a par five in one shot,
but they'll even
Boshee: provoke
him during play for a little extra!
Boshee: King
Bob-omb: What took you so long, caddy? WHAT?! That isn't my seven iron!
Wait a minute,
Boshee: what's
with this broken scythe you handed me before?!
masterzoza:
Giant Old Bob-omb Dude (so sue me if I don't know anybody's name): What?
The Lakitu? But I
masterzoza: thought
my disguise was perfect! Rock solid! How did you find me?!
masterzoza: Big
Bob-omb Dude: No! Not the green burger! My powers! They are leaving me!
GONE!!!
masterzoza: Big
Bob-omb Dude: And I woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling
kids!
masterzoza: Lakitu:
Order up!
Wooster:
Having the golf ball cemented to the floor as a practical joke was perhaps
one of the most useless
Wooster: things
one could do to a person with no aim in the first place. **GOOD
PRIZE**
Denny W. Koopa: Santa Bob-omb: Teehee, he's facing the opposite direction of the hole! **GOOD PRIZE**
Terry: Rob-omb: Very soon, I will rule the world of Bob-ombs and all of Plit.
Ara: Bob-omb:
King Bob-omb... what... improvision! ... Heehee.
Ara: Narrator:
If he makes this shot, he'll get... the moldy sandwich!
Ara: Lakitu:
You're facing the wrong way, ya know.
Ara: Lakitu:
I've decided that this large explodable thingy is actually a dancer with
fruit on his head!
Ara: King
Bob-omb: AAACCHHOOOOO! Yes! I have a cold!
Platinum Koopa: "I'll hit it far... I hope..."
Bobby:
Once again, Bob-omb Golf didn't work like the Bombs Hot Date.
Bobby: "King"
Bob-omb: Did Lakitu offer me a moldy burger or was he saying go?
Lord Wilco: King Bob-omb: By royal decree, my crown shall now contain all manner of food, except for rotten Lord Wilco: hamburgers, when I step onto a golf course.
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