Contest 31
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Introbulus: King Bob-omb: Con-sarnit! My arm's too short!
Introbulus: Lakitu tried to distract King Bob-omb from his golf game with his favorite food, infected
Introbulus: hamburgers.
Introbulus: Bob-omb in the background: Who am I supposed to be?

Apple Kid: Apparently the Bob-omb King didn't make it on Toadstool Tour, for obvious reasons.
Apple Kid: Bob-ombs meet Mr. Potato Heads.

Zeus: Lakitu uses the old burger-on-a-string technique to get his cloud to move.
Zeus: Lakitu: First fly-fishing, now crown-fishing!
Zeus: King Bob-omb: This new nose clashes with my crown!

Philip Mekeel: Two characters that were rejected from Mario Golf Toadstool Tour: King Bob-omb and his Philip Mekeel: court jester.
Philip Mekeel: I wonder if that green hamburger means that Spongebob Squarepants is starting to sell Pretty
Philip Mekeel: Patties again.

Luigi128: King Bob-omb found out that golf just wasn't his sport.
Luigi128: Lakitu tries to cheer up King Bob-omb by offering a green burger.
Luigi128: Lakitu: Why can't anyone see my face?
Luigi128: King Bob-omb: WHY CAN'T I HIT THE BALL WITH MY GARDENING HOE?!
Luigi128: King Bob-omb: Why is there fruit in my crown?
Luigi128: Lakitu successfully obtains a spoiled burger from King Bob-omb's secret food stash.

Dylan: Hamburger: Because of the fact that Lakitu is too embarrassed to show his face, I will be hosting
Dylan: Bob-omb Golf today.
Dylan: Lakitu: The final score in Bob-omb Golf is Rob-omb, 6, 7, 8, 5, 6, 7, 4, 6, 8, 7; King Bob-omb is,
Dylan: 99999999, 999999999, 9999999999, 999999999, 46567657474764766, 665676476, 9898989898, 7686789879,
Dylan: 9896989689697969696899999, 9999999999999999; and Burger is 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 so the winner is
Dylan: Burger!!! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Boshee: King Bob-omb: Get that infected hamburger away from me! I'm trying to play golf here!
Boshee: Bob-omb dude in the background: (to himself) Heh, I love how you can hire these Lakitus not only
Boshee: to annoy King Bob-omb into betting that he can make a par five in one shot, but they'll even
Boshee: provoke him during play for a little extra!
Boshee: King Bob-omb: What took you so long, caddy? WHAT?! That isn't my seven iron! Wait a minute,
Boshee: what's with this broken scythe you handed me before?!

masterzoza: Giant Old Bob-omb Dude (so sue me if I don't know anybody's name): What? The Lakitu? But I
masterzoza: thought my disguise was perfect! Rock solid! How did you find me?!
masterzoza: Big Bob-omb Dude: No! Not the green burger! My powers! They are leaving me! GONE!!!
masterzoza: Big Bob-omb Dude: And I woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
masterzoza: Lakitu: Order up!

Wooster: Having the golf ball cemented to the floor as a practical joke was perhaps one of the most useless
Wooster: things one could do to a person with no aim in the first place. **GOOD PRIZE**

Denny W. Koopa: Santa Bob-omb: Teehee, he's facing the opposite direction of the hole! **GOOD PRIZE**

Terry: Rob-omb: Very soon, I will rule the world of Bob-ombs and all of Plit.

Ara: Bob-omb: King Bob-omb... what... improvision! ... Heehee.
Ara: Narrator: If he makes this shot, he'll get... the moldy sandwich!
Ara: Lakitu: You're facing the wrong way, ya know.
Ara: Lakitu: I've decided that this large explodable thingy is actually a dancer with fruit on his head!
Ara: King Bob-omb: AAACCHHOOOOO! Yes! I have a cold!

Platinum Koopa: "I'll hit it far... I hope..."

Bobby: Once again, Bob-omb Golf didn't work like the Bombs Hot Date.
Bobby: "King" Bob-omb: Did Lakitu offer me a moldy burger or was he saying go?

Lord Wilco: King Bob-omb: By royal decree, my crown shall now contain all manner of food, except for rotten Lord Wilco: hamburgers, when I step onto a golf course.

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