Palomb15: Wendy: (Oh my DAD! My brothers are sooooooooo lost! Morton hasn't realized that his controller is made out of
Palomb15: cardboard! Larry can't see that I took the batteries from his controller, and Iggy can't see that his hair looks like a
Palomb15: carrot's leafy thing!

Fried the hen: Wendy: Did you make a Wii on the couch?

MrSaturn13: Morton: Hey! Why am I always the one stuck with being Mario?
MrSaturn13: Wendy: Well if you would stop hogging all the Propeller and Penguin Suits, maybe I wouldn't keep throwing you off
MrSaturn13: the cliff.
MrSaturn13: Iggy finds it amusing how they are playing with the TV off.

Chris Yaridovich: Morton was so angry, when he swung his Wii remote, he made a hole in one on Tiger Woods PGA Tour.
Chris Yaridovich: Wendy: Morton, you have califlower coming out of your head!

GoombaBandit: Morton: I don't wanna play NSMB Wii, I wanna play Super Cake Eaters!!!
GoombaBandit: Iggy: Yep, my family is a madhouse.

Alex: Wendy was whispering something to Iggy about beating him senseless when it was his turn to play, but Iggy was too busy
Alex: thinking about corn.
Alex: Morton got extremely mad when he saw Larry using "super skills" on the World 6 Castle in NSMBWii.
Alex: Larry: Hey Morton, you're supposed to hold the Wii Remote sideways for NSMBWii.
Alex: Wendy, Morton, and Larry didn't know that the TV was off, and Iggy was looking at his reflection on the blank screen.

Stink: Wendy: Morton, you ARE that fat.

Goomba: Morton: Darn it! Why did King Dad HAVE to put that Goomba there?! **GOOD PRIZE**
Goomba: Larry: Come on, King Bill, hit Wendy in the face...
Goomba: Wendy: You know, just because we WANT to beat up Morton and he got so mad at the screen when he heard his
Goomba: outrageously deep voice and got even madder when we beat him, doesn't mean you have to call him an idiot for it...
Goomba: because hearing Morton have a temper tantrum... is not fun.

Spiker Koopa: Larry: Come on... One more hit and the mountain world boss is defeated. No offense, Morton.

Razor Koopa: Wendy: I refuse to play the battle in NSMBW where I have to beat up myself!!!
Razor Koopa: Iggy: Hi, as you can see, they're having a great time playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Buy it at your nearest
Razor Koopa: Koopstop to get a free "GO IGGY! BEAT MARIO ONCE HE GETS TO YOUR FIGHT" shirt, so that maybe Mario won't
Razor Koopa: kill sweet, loving, caring me in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Razor Koopa: Morton: Ow! You jumped on me, Larry! OW! Wendy you shot me with a fireball! OWWWW! I accidentally pressed
Razor Koopa: jump and jumped on myself and defeated me! Grrrr! Stop laughing, Wendy! We can fight you next! We can! Yeah,
Razor Koopa: that's right, stop laughing! **GOOD PRIZE**

AJ Koopa: Morton: Curses! Blast! Shoot! Drat! Dagnabbit! This Toad can't jump!
AJ Koopa: Wendy: *sigh* Morton Is trying to make ears out of cotton candy, Larry is dieing against himself in NSMBW, and Iggy
AJ Koopa: got a new hairstyle to hide his identity from Roy. Another typical day in Kastle Koopa.
AJ Koopa: Larry: Roy's a wimp In this game!

J-bit: Larry: OH YEAH! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, LARRY!

The King of Cheese: This is the reason why Bowser didn't allow the Koopalings to play New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

polkamon: Morton: HEY! You stomped on me! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!

Icey Tryclyde: Iggy: Well, Morton, if you must know who's cheating, it's either Miyamoto, Larry, or the Amanitas.
Icey Tryclyde: Wendy: I just can't understand how Morton can get so upset by getting his castle beaten.
Icey Tryclyde: Morton: Why must you always toss me in the lava, Larry?!
Icey Tryclyde: Larry: Hey! I realized the fact that we've been away from games so long has really made us look fat. Take a look at
Icey Tryclyde: Morton in the game!

Silver Boom Boom: Larry: That's the FIFTEENTH TIME I have lost to myself!!!
Silver Boom Boom: Larry: I'm an idiot! I just crashed into this wall... with spikes!
Silver Boom Boom: Wendy: Morton, you haven't even turned the Wii on yet.
Silver Boom Boom: Morton: This time, I'm going to REALLY destroy the TV!
Silver Boom Boom: Morton: Whoopee! We finally get to be in another game and I'm HUUUGE!!!
Silver Boom Boom: Iggy: I wonder if they'll notice my totally awesome Chain Chomp.
Silver Boom Boom: Morton: This Wii knockoff from China is AWESOME!!! YEAH! STIR THAT EGG!!!
Silver Boom Boom: Wendy: Morton, you know we still have six hours before it's 2010, right?
Silver Boom Boom: Wendy: Morton, be careful with that Wiimote! The last time you weren't careful with it is the reason for why
Silver Boom Boom: Larry is now missing some teeth!
Silver Boom Boom: Wendy: Morton, for the last time, this is not Mario Party 8.
Silver Boom Boom: Lemmy (offscreen): Uh, guys, you DO know that since TV went digital in '09, you aren't getting any reception,
Silver Boom Boom: right?
Silver Boom Boom: Wendy: I could beat the NSMBW version of you all day, Larry. ALL DAY.
Silver Boom Boom: Morton: HAHAHA! You guys all look funny in this new game!
Silver Boom Boom: Larry is mad because he knows that beating him every time in the game NSMBW is just another opportunity to
Silver Boom Boom: save the game.
Silver Boom Boom: And so Mario comes up with the "brilliant' plan of sneaking into Bowser's Castle by disguising himself as a
Silver Boom Boom: television.

soft spiny: And soon they all failed at the easiest question in Big Brain Academy: what is 2+2?

Fred the Mole: Wendy: Morton, how many times do I have to tell you, we're playing "New Super Mario Bros. Wii", not "Wii Fit"!

Petey Piranha Fan: The Mario Brothers had tried time after time to loot and pillage the Koopa castle, but the vigilant guards had
Petey Piranha Fan: them on the point of giving up... until Luigi sent Bowser a Wii. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Dragongirl: Morton: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! WE ARE IN A GAME FOR WII AND ALL YOU GUYS WANT TO DO IS PLAY RABBIDS GO
Dragongirl: HOME?
Dragongirl: Morton: HA! I'M NOT WEARING MY WRIST STRAP! WATCHA GONNA DO, CRY ABOUT IT?!

Larry the Tennis Master: Morton wasn't angry because he was losing the game. He was angry because he just sat on a pinecone.
Larry the Tennis Master: Wendy: Uh, Larry? Tell Iggy to stop staring at that picture of himself he placed right above the TV. It's
Larry the Tennis Master: creeping me out.

Mudkip Koopa: The reason Morton looks so angry is because Wendy just told him that he died so many times because he was
Mudkip Koopa: holding his Wii remote the wrong way.

Element Dragoshi: Iggy: Watching these morons lose to this pathetic game is PRICELESS!!! Hee hee hee!

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