Mudkip Koopa: Wario: I thought it was Boos that stop and hide when you look at them.
Mudkip Koopa: After being sued for being fat and ugly in Caption Contest 205, Wario has sunk to an all-time low. But now, he can
Mudkip Koopa: rise back by suing the Stalker Koopa.
Mudkip Koopa: Stalker!
Mudkip Koopa: And that's how your mother and I met.
Mudkip Koopa: IT WAS YOU!
Mudkip Koopa: Wario had a brilliant idea. He could rob a bank, but put the money in a hobo sack on a stick and pretend to be a
Mudkip Koopa: regular hobo. But luckily for the law, Officer Boo has a disguise too. But that doesn't make up for the fact that he
Mudkip Koopa: stops whenever someone looks at him.
Mudkip Koopa: Wario just counted the Koopa's eyes. He has two, for the record.
Mudkip Koopa: Wario: It was you who forced me to sink so low!
Mudkip Koopa: Wario: It was you who knocked over that other sign!

Larry the Tennis Master: Wario: Hey!!! You're the Koopa who stole my toenail clippers!!! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Larry the Tennis Master: It may not look like it, but Wario is actually trying to poke the Koopa's eye out.
Larry the Tennis Master: Koopa: Don't look at me. I'm not the one who blew up your house just for a chocolate coin... which tasted
Larry the Tennis Master: very badly, by the way.

Icey tryclyde: When Wario heard that they were making a new Wario Land game involving a new power-up where Wario would
Icey tryclyde: get diabetes, he took his Noknok shell and gave him a rundown of how to escape.
Icey tryclyde: Wario: Hey, you! Have you seen a lady who was carrying a bottomless coin sack? I've been searching for almost a
Icey tryclyde: year!
Icey tryclyde: Koopa: I swear that I'm not Rick Ashley, now just quit threatening me about taking me to the butcher shop!
Icey tryclyde: Wario: Now that I'm finished pummeling you, tell me how to get to Sarasaland.

flitchard: Wario: Whaddaya mean, "It's a long way to tipperairie"?!

Badyoyo: Wario: Sorry Sunshine, but you have to stay in 4>:1>T, while I try to make my fortunes in L<4>:7f.

Razor Koopa: Wario: Who are you?! And what do you want with me? Oh, my house? I'm okay with that, I thought you'd want my Razor Koopa: garlic or my coins.
Razor Koopa: Koopa: OKAY, OKAY! I'LL GIVE YOU MY LIFE SAVINGS! JUST DON'T @#!/^$ FART OR I'LL DIE!!!
Razor Koopa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Oh, he's gone... I should yell when my life's in danger more often!

Silver Boom Boom: Wario: (How can that Koopa also run away from home? His home is his SHELL!) **GOOD PRIZE**
Silver Boom Boom: The Koopa Troopa's impression of Solid Snake didn't take.
Silver Boom Boom: Wario: (Come on, was 2012 REALLY THAT BAD?!)
Silver Boom Boom: Koopa Troopa: You maniac! Who do you think you are, stuffing my invisible brother in that bag?!
Silver Boom Boom: Koopa Troopa: (If he uses me as ammo for his Mario Kart vehicle... I don't even wanna THINK about it!)

Fred the Mole: Wario was frightened when he saw his adopted cousin Marley in the land of strange writing.

Lester dry bones: Koopa: Run away! It's a Wario-like hobo!

Alex: Wario: Hey, you! Isn't this game supposed to be in English, not Japanese?
Alex: Koopa: Great! Wario's coming to New Super Mario Bros. Wii! I'm going to buy more health insurance!

GoombaBandit: Koopa: WHAT IS THAT THING ON YOUR ELBOW?!

Teal Checker Bones: Koopa: You were supposed to count to 100, not 10. Now I've gotta find another hiding place. **GOOD
Teal Checker Bones: PRIZE**

Dragongirl: Wario: Hey, can I hitch a ride on your shell?

Stink: Wario: Can ya give me a lift?
Stink: Little did the Koopa know, that was WARIO, not Mario.
Stink: Koopa Troopa: Hey, I'm sleepin' here!

P.T. Piranha: Wario: 4>:1JT, L<4J:77?

Palomb15: Koopa: Is that stupid hobo asking where the big Wario Castle is?

Element Dragoshi: YOU! You're the one who hijacked my car and ran it into a wall! Now I have to to walk around everywhere with
Element Dragoshi: all this fat weighing me down! Do you know how hard that is?!

Neon Koopa: Wario: Lemme get this straight... This Koopa is trying to stop me from running away, but is scared of me? What's the
Neon Koopa: point in that?

MammaMia64: Wario: Hey, you, can you help me get rid of that Atticus mark? It's kind of annoying.

AJ Koopa: Little did they know, the Atticus they were looking for was right behind them.
AJ Koopa: After years of searching for the Atticus, Wario finally snapped and paid a Koopa Shell to find out it was right behind
AJ Koopa: him. Mediocre, Wario, mediocre.

Edanroa: The Koopa is scared because Wario asked for directions instead of money.

Extreme Yoshi: Wario: That Koopa's blocking the low road... Might as well take the high road.
Extreme Yoshi: Could Wario have found the person that cleaned his underwear?
Extreme Yoshi: Wario: Are you Waldo?

polkamon: Wario: I see you, Kroopa. Come out and give me the rest of your dignity.

Flare: Koopa: ACK! A fat guy!

Soft Spiny: Wario: If I have to tell you again to wash the word Atticus off the ground, I'm going to send you to that place in shroob
Soft Spiny: writing!!!

gaminggenius: Wario: Go, invisible zap powers!

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