Shadow Matt: Goomba: I knew this cheap trip to Giant Land was too good to be true!

Razor Koopa: When that Yoshi got stranded on Yoshi's Island, it was out of food and starving. Goombas looked like fried chicken
Razor Koopa: to him. (Bleh!)

Silver the Hedgehog123: Toad: Wait. Why is there a Yoshi here?

Fred the Mole: Microgoomba running away from Yoshi:  Come on, Joe! I'm getting chased by this yellow giant while you're taking
Fred the Mole: a nap with that Mushroom?!
Fred the Mole: Yoshi:  Must... eat... chocolate chip...
Fred the Mole: Hill: This is better than Cable!

Frost Spiny: Toad: Mario?

Luigi007: Chinese Goomba: Help! It's Godzilla!!!

stink: Blue Toad: I guess in NSMBW Goombas can sleep on Yoshis.

Alex: Yoshi just said "Hi!" and the Goomba had a heart attack.
Alex: Yoshi: Toad! You're facing the wrong direction!

Silver Boom Boom: Yoshi: Ah, you look like a TASTY DONUT PLAINS GOOMBA GUMBO!!!
Silver Boom Boom: Hill in background: (whispering) Okay, when that Goomba wakes up we totally jump that yellow Yoshi.
Silver Boom Boom: Toad: If that Goomba starts "running", he's gonna get a Question Mark Block right in the kisser.
Silver Boom Boom: Yoshi: (to Goomba) I see you.  I see YOU. I SEE YOU!!!
Silver Boom Boom: Toad: (I need to call tech support or something; my Goomba alarm clock is locked on "snooze".) ***FIRST Silver Boom Boom: PRIZE***
Silver Boom Boom: Running Goomba: (Deus Ex Machina is just NOT for us.)
Silver Boom Boom: Toad: Yoshi, that Goomba is gonna need more tail support.
Silver Boom Boom: Toad: (Once Yoshi chases that Goomba, this SLEEPING Goomba is going to go FLYING.)

Shell Mario: Toad: UH... How am I rotating my body like this? ... UH OH.

WendyRulez and Co: Goomba: RUN! THE YOSHI HAS RABIES!

cheep dude667: ? Block: I REALLY should take a sick day...

GoombaBandit: Freakin' Out Goomba: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT REGGIE FROM NINTENDO OF AMERICA!!!

cxsdmucdswand: Toad: Uh oh, here comes a Goomba attack.

Kooky: Wake up! I'm in danger!

Mariorulez14: Microgoomba: SOMEBODY GET THIS FREAKIN' DUCK AWAY FROM ME! **GOOD PRIZE**

MammaMia64: Toad: Hey, you, why do those clouds have eyes? I thought they haven't for almost 30 years.
MammaMia64: Yoshi: At long last! I've been trying to catch you for the past five minutes! AH HAHAHAHAHA... Ahem...

polkamon: Alas, the poor Toad couldn't make it to the ball, for just as the clock struck noon, the pumpkin carriage turned into
polkamon: Yoshi and the horses turned into Goombas. **GOOD PRIZE**
polkamon: Toad: I heard it's not safe to sleep on a moving Yoshi, Goomba. It's the law. It's also the law not to sit on a Yoshi
polkamon: backwaaaaaaaaa...

54 king boo: Toad: Wake up! Your brother is about to get eaten!
54 king boo: Yoshi: Yum! Yoshi love Goombas!

Shadow Matt: Yoshi: I knew I shouldn't have stolen that happy gas...

Doopletta: Toad: Huh... I thought that Goomba would fall off.

ckday: Hill: Wow. We've really fallen behind in the field of sanity.

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