Razor Koopa: Kamek: It's all my fault! Bowser will kill me when he finds out it was my idea to let Roy eat that cake the Koopalings
Razor Koopa: and Jr. stole in the beginning intro, so that he got too fat to fight the Mario Bros! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Flitchard: Roy: Sure, they're laughin' NOW. Wait'll they realize the picture's upside down!
Flitchard: Mario: No, Blue Toad! Roy couldn't have a lick of my all-new Mario pop, and neither can you! **GOOD PRIZE**
Flitchard: Iggy: NO, Kamek! You need to wear a BLINDFOLD before you hit the pinata! Ugh, someone else run the camera while I
Flitchard: explain it to him again...

Silver Boom Boom: Roy: Kamek, what are you doing with a MEASURING TAPE?! You are supposed to FREE me from the PIPE! Is
Silver Boom Boom: your magic wand in another castle? I mean, SHEESH!

Fred the Mole: Mario: Ok, Kamek, your try to open the Roy pinata is over. It's my turn now.

Alex: Mario jabbed his eye out when he accidentally fired Roy's wand.
Alex: Kamek: Roy, I think it's time you lay off the potato chips.

Shadow Matt: When the 4-Man play of New Super Mario Bros. Wii turned out to have the Kooplings portrayed by cardboard
Shadow Matt: cutouts handled by Kamek, Mario's popularity dropped big time.

zz1666: Kamek: See what happens when you eat too much, Roy?
zz1666: Mario: Why did I volunteer to teach karate class?

GeneralBleck666: Roy: OH NO! I'M STUCK! AND MARIO'S GOT A GOOEY BOMB! NOOOOO!!!
GeneralBleck666: Pipe: EWWWWW! There's a Roy stuck between my teeth!

Ice Koopa Jr: Roy: Hey Mario, do you mind unclogging this pipe?

Larry the Tennis Master: The yellow Toad started laughing before Mario actually tried to lick the Gooey Bomb, which Mario thought
Larry the Tennis Master: was a lollipop.

Dragongirl: YOU GOT A STICK! With this stick, you can remove Koopalings from warp pipes! You can also smash in Mario's head!
Dragongirl: Yellow Toad: OH YEAH! DISCO!

Topper Koopa: Kamek: Ugh! I'm calling the plumbers. Oh, they're here.
Topper Koopa: Super Koopaling Pinata didn't work out too well.
Topper Koopa: Mario: With this wand, I could make all the CHEESE I want.
Topper Koopa: Kamek: This pinata is so lifelike.
Topper Koopa: Larry: HAHAHA... Blackmail... HAHA... Material.

cxsdmucdswand: Roy Koopa: Help! I'm stuck in this pipe!

Shadonic12: Kamek: Why must I keep telling you, Roy? Stop eating before you fight Mario!!!

Rockett: Mario: Wow! It's Roy's lollipop thingy. Maybe if I just push the little red button I might be able to...

GoombaBandit: Everyone but Roy: PINATA PINATA PINATA!!!

Extreme Yoshi: Roy: Why is everyone lining up? Why is Kamek whacking me with a stick? And why did a piece of candy come
Extreme Yoshi: out? Hey, I'm not a pinata!
Extreme Yoshi: Roy: Man, everytime I want to play hide and seek, I always manage to get hurt, or stuck in something.

MammaMia64: Roy: Um, Kamek? I don't think you should be poking me with that stick, you know, with Mario hanging around...

Mariorulez14: Roy: Well, I know one thing: 500 POUNDS OF FAWFUL'S FATTY COOKING ISN'T THE RIGHT SNACK BEFORE A
Mariorulez14: BOSS FIGHT!

Stink: Roy: Can't... move…
Stink: Kamek: I hate this @!$&^*# job!
Stink: Little did Roy know, Mario was going to give his wand away in a lottery.

Soft Spiny: Blue Toad: Let's shake. (Little does he know I've got a joy buzzer!)
Soft Spiny: Roy: Where's a plumber when you need one?!

gamingenius: Roy: I told you we should have gotten the bigger pipes, but NO! Just because Mr. Kamek doesn't get 3,000 coins a gamingenius: month from Bowser, I have to suffer! **GOOD PRIZE**
gamingenius: Roy: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!

The Game Prince: Kamek wanted to be one of the first bosses because he knew he'd be much tougher to new players, but Roy
The Game Prince: was the only one who disagreed.

Omega: Roy: I'M FREAKING STUCK IN THE FREAKING PIPE, KAMEK, STOP FREAKING POKING ME WITH THE FREAKING STICK
Omega: AND FREAKING GET ME OUT!

Neon Koopa: Blue Toad: All right, Mario, this is a stick-up! Hand over that wand and nobody gets hurt! >:D
Neon Koopa: Roy: I'm not fat! These are Lemmy's pipes from SMW!!!

Mr.Nose: A dress rehersal of the Super Mario Play, with Mario and Roy as themselves, Blue and Yellow Toads as the stage
Mr.Nose: managers, and Kamek as the special effects manager.

Petey Piranha Fan: Kamek: Remember, kid, mind over matter makes Roy un-fatter... I'm gonna go grab some lunch.
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: And thus Aunt Stuffyerself's diet plan worked fabulously for me... but not how you'd expect.

NES Boy: A hightlight from the New Super Mario Bros. Wii outtake reel.

polkamon: Yellow Toad: Come on, everybody! Let's boogie on down with Toad!
polkamon: Kamek: (grumbling) Roy eats way too many Luigis!

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